Bunburying and wassailing into winter - thread 7

[CaraDuneRedux]

Time for a new thread. Please can someone c&p the header post? (Am on phone.)

You only missed the usual bollocks, Wrongside.

That is genius boatyard.

It wasn’t me - someone else posted it a few pages ago.

In response to a FOMO about missing a ragingly bonkers thread.

DID YOU KNOW the Fortingall yew

I didn't know the yew, let alone that it had changed sex.

Can’t help but feel it’s (she’s?) passing comment somehow

@boatyardblues

In response to a FOMO about missing a ragingly bonkers thread.

An inverse FOMO, to be precise - relief at missing out.

I'm beginning to loathe our "recently arrived" extra-zealous TRA poster. The gaslighting was more than enough but the pushing hard for irreversible medical interventions on children's bodies is making me suspect the very worst of them.

I forgot to mention the "do as we demand or children will kill themselves" threats. This is among the nastiest stuff I see on MN.

@SophocIestheFox and @PopperUppleton

Am just off to my local SAinsburys. D'you think bottles of gin will give me away as terven? I'll buy pink gin to show my solidarity for the Genderbread ideology

Think I saw pink bottles of lambrini in the supermarket yesterday. That should ward off any hunters prowling the aisles for women of a terven persuasion.

"Terven" sounds like you're talking about a cool stealthy elf race in LOTR or something

I saw bright blue bubblegum gin in Home Bargains yesterday, if you feel inclined to recreate the trans flag in gin cocktails. Of course, when you mix the two colours you get a pleasing shade of suffragette violet.

Is gin something phobic now?

Thank goodness for hot buttered whisky and lemon drizzle, or life at this point would cease to be worth living!

and and and for the non partakers for patiently fending off our new resident clown. I have been lurking but not posting as they'd get deleted immediately.

Merry Christmas everyone!

Happy Christmas

Merry Christmas everyone!

Merry Christmas, all you terven vipers!

Merry Christmas!!! And thank you to all.

Merry Christmas and thanks for the enlightenment.

Merry Christmas All

Happy Christmas 🎄

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas you terven scoundrels! It's the 100th anniversary of women's suffrage in the USA and my excellent friend gave me this wall hanging as a gift :)

That cheered me up, lydiamajora