They wants to be mummy

[InTheShadowOfTheMushroomCloud]

Words fail me...

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They is in their twenties? I just saw a photo advertising thems in a vogue piece on thems beauty routine. A shiny greasy face with a wrinkled forehead - even I don’t have wrinkles and I’m old enough to be thems mama. Of thems looked pretty then why not, but just because thems flavour of the month?

even I don’t have wrinkles and I’m old enough to be thems mam

They've all been thinking really hard about their gender, furrowing their brows. Cisfolx just have no idea how hard it is to be a white, penis-owning, millionaire Enby from a showbiz family.

Y'all should educate yourselves about what real oppression looks like.

It must be tough. Not knowing where your next Ferrari or flunky is coming from.

Now I know money doesn’t make you happy... but some people just seem hell bent on being miserable.

It was trending on Twitter this morning.

It or they?

Looking at the comments the article has backfired as most people are questioning the BS.

That's some properly self-involved bollocks.

Theys a prostrate haver. Prostrate havers can’t be mothers.

Pretty sure everyone in the media knows Sam is a inclined to come out with click bait which is why they keep giving them airtime.

Until they are no longer flavour of the month then the won’t be able to get themself arrested.

Mummies don't have winkies.

My kids knew that by the time they were 4.

Winkies want to be mummies though.

I was so surprised that my friend who’d always ridiculed gender stereotypes posted this article saying how wonderful it was for to have a non binary role model. Her 11 year old dd is non gender conforming so I suspect this is why she’s posted it but bloody hell. They is an attention seeking narcissistic individual.

Does they, as an ejaculator, intend to give birth through their penis?

Is it's a girl's penis to go along with their girl's thighs? Or does the penis contribute the boy's part of the non-binary identity?

This makes my head hurt, talking nonsense makes my logical, literal brain very unhappy. I can appreciate Mighty Boosh style comedy, but I could never create it. I feel physically uncomfortable writing the stuff above.

It or they?

For the avoidance of doubt I was not calling they "it".

It all gets confusing for me erishkigalangleg

It just seemed so much easier before.

Apologies for getting muddled. It is too easy to do that to me these days.

Aside from the whole gender ID thing here, I can't cope with they grammatically. It is just wrong. I do realise I'm missing the point.