Facemasks on for a trip to the Bluestocking

[CaraDuneRedux]

We haven't had a Bluestocking thread for fucking ages.

Anyone fancy a socially distanced, tables of no more than 6, Bluestocking?

The goat has been covid tested and the patriarchy busting canon polished up to remove all possible virus traces from its surface.

Remember, MN spans the globe, and it's always before the 10pm curfew somewhere.

Slides whole bottle down the bar to Tinsel.

I think I’d like a Burning in Hell sambuca thanks!

It's been a long time since the Bluestocking was open. Eyes up some of the frankly alarming drinks .... feels old...... Settles for a large sauvignon blanc if there's one in stock?

Sex on the beach for me please. Can't get out of this bloody country, but I can stick on my sunglasses & sit in front of a lamp in my dressing gown 😎 Living the dream.

Oh I have missed the Bluestocking.

I am in the pergola extension in the blasted heath beer garden with my shisha pipe. Can I please have - what was that cinnamon flavoured spirit? All fiery.

It's been so bloody long I've forgotten what alcohol is even called.

Aftershock! Yes. One of those, please, and some pork scratchings.

Pronouns: who/what/why

@HecatesCats

Sex on the beach for me please. Can't get out of this bloody country, but I can stick on my sunglasses & sit in front of a lamp in my dressing gown 😎 Living the dream.

Are you actually doing that? That's so cool. How stoned are you?

I was inspired by bread baked in a terracotta flowerpot and have made lemon drizzle cake, in this here wheelbarrow. Do help yourselves.
Limoncello please.

Ooh, a cake barrow beats a trolley! Can you do fish in a dishwasher?

Are you actually doing that? That's so cool. How stoned are you?

Haha! No such luck.

Can I start on the B52 shots please? (Vodka, Kahlua, Baileys)

Jesus/H/Christ

And Scampi Fries. Keeping it classy.

Pronouns: who/what/why

Very good, though I suppose 'why' isn't one.
How about who/what/witch which

@ArabellaScott

Ooh, a cake barrow beats a trolley! Can you do fish in a dishwasher?

I can do salmon on a car engine if the journey is long enough. LangCleg once posted how do vodka cola bottles in the dishwasher. Imo it beat her recipe for wall filler/breakfast into a cocked hat

LangCleg once posted how do vodka cola bottles in the dishwasher. Imo it beat her recipe for wall filler/breakfast into a cocked hat

🤣🤣🤣

Can I have a virgin mojito, please?

Tequila with anything at all

But must have lime somewhere

And co op cheesy things.

Whiskeymac, Tyrell's salt and vinegar if you've got some, I really don't mind if it's a family pack. I'll curl up in the book corner pleaseandthankyouverymuch.

chim/chimenee/chimchimcheroo

Have name changed since I last got a round here, but mine's a large Hendricks & tonic with a chaser of Harrop tears.

Fuck it.....pass me the whiskey....I know I will regret it tomorrow but ...fuck it

@BettyFilous

And Scampi Fries. Keeping it classy.

I was browsing Prime Day and this was under children's puzzles

www.amazon.co.uk/Smiths-Savoury-Snacks-Favourites-24/dp/B07X2M1D16

Even better...

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Smiths-Scampi-Bacon-Fries-Snacks/dp/B07W4KS914/ref=psdc3599630311t3B07X2M1D16

To celebrate my first EVER deletion today after being on MN for years, I have poured a teeny, tiny, pathetic drop of this:

Knob creek 😍😍

I can beat that @GrinitchSpinach I got two on one thread (about blaming mums).

Grinitch - Is knob also slang for a penis in the US?