Fair Cop dropping hints on Twitter

[teawamutu]

About something big about to happen to a red organisation beginning with 'S' that they won't like.

V unfair to vaguetweet IMO - anyone else seen it?

The last Scion!

Love that film. Alanis Morrisette made an excellent God.

@noblegiraffe

I like the film Dogma where the main character is the great great....great niece of Jesus. He certainly had sisters and brothers in the Bible so this is possible!

I love Dogma, especially Alan Rickman.

I also love this thread.

ThecWoman With The Alabaster Jar is rather entertaining and esoteric and all about vesicas and suppressed feminine symbolism.

I read that as verrucas and was very confused.

Verrucas aren't female-centric. Vesicas, wot are symbolizing vulvas, are.

If I'm allowed to say vulvas are female things, someone should check in with Stonewall...

@FloralBunting

Verrucas aren't female-centric. Vesicas, wot are symbolizing vulvas, are.

If I'm allowed to say vulvas are female things, someone should check in with Stonewall...

The mighty V-lv-L150 was referenced above in an image showing it demolishing a wall of stones... I don't think the stones are in a position to form a view.

@noblegiraffe

I like the film Dogma where the main character is the great great....great niece of Jesus. He certainly had sisters and brothers in the Bible so this is possible!

In the comic Preacher there’s the descendants of Christ and to keep the line pure they’ve been interbred and now talk gibberish and throw poo around.

They’d fucking love Twitter.

Still nothing?

Still nothing?

Theres still this amazing thread though.
It's got it all this one.
I'm proper not googling dolphin rape and stuff. Might get arrested.

@FloralBunting

Verrucas aren't female-centric. Vesicas, wot are symbolizing vulvas, are.

If I'm allowed to say vulvas are female things, someone should check in with Stonewall...

If you’d heard Woman’s Hour this morning, there was non-stop labia chat. It was about how uncomfortable bicycle seats can be for women and the kinds of medical issues that can cause. There was a wonderfully frank Dutch female endurance cyclist talking about her poor battered and infected flaps, her labia surgeries etc. Bartholin cysts and the impact of losing a gland on vaginal lubrication even got an airing. I could sense men reaching for the off button the nation wide.

They’d fucking love Twitter.

Talking about vulvas, I saw on twitter that the Vagina Museum is doing a create your own vulva mandala workshop in August. If anyone has any birthdays coming up and is stuck for present ideas. Maybe your nan?

twitter.com/vagina_museum/status/1286292424554426368?s=21

And that's how you plan a revolution, wims. Go heavy on the infected flaps talk to begin with, and slip the meeting co-ordinates in once you've got the patriarchy turning off 'women's things'.

🤣🤣

Will infected flaps be the new appropriation by the TRAs?

Ok, there go my plans of getting into cycling.

I'm nearly sure it was LangCleg I had a conversation with once about different women's bike seat styles for innie and outie vulvas and who sell them.

Another reason it was a bad idea to ban her.

If you’d heard Woman’s Hour this morning, there was non-stop labia chat. It was about how uncomfortable bicycle seats can be for women and the kinds of medical issues that can cause. There was a wonderfully frank Dutch female endurance cyclist talking about her poor battered and infected flaps, her labia surgeries etc. Bartholin cysts and the impact of losing a gland on vaginal lubrication even got an airing. I could sense men reaching for the off button the nation wide.

I had a conversation with DH just today about cycling and how although yes I agree that it would be a lovely thing to do as a family, I really think my difficulty with it isn't going to just go away and it really is more than a bit uncomfortable and I'm not sure it's just a case of finding the right saddle.

I am totally screenshotting this post and sending it to him.

You could play the episode for him. It wasn’t all flaps. They talked about weight distribution etc and setting up your bike differently to ease pressure on your undercarriage.

Innie and outie vulvas? Just googled.Another new thing I've learnt from this thread!

@boatyardblues

You could play the episode for him. It wasn’t all flaps. They talked about weight distribution etc and setting up your bike differently to ease pressure on your undercarriage.

Angle of saddle is also important!

I'm not sure why, but the phrase "it wasn't all flaps" has finished me.

I do love this thread.

[quote noblegiraffe]They’d fucking love Twitter.

Talking about vulvas, I saw on twitter that the Vagina Museum is doing a create your own vulva mandala workshop in August. If anyone has any birthdays coming up and is stuck for present ideas. Maybe your nan?

twitter.com/vagina_museum/status/1286292424554426368?s=21[/quote]
Beware that lot. They think women can have penises & men can have vaginas.

@DialSquare

Innie and outie vulvas? Just googled.Another new thing I've learnt from this thread!

I want to know but am scared to Google...

I remember the innie vs outie vulva vs bike seat discussion. It was when our favourite cyclist was getting sponsorship for a new bike and people were wondering whether bikes would be supplied by gender or sex.

Hint: it wasn't gender.

Women's Hour was fascinating, if a bit painful to listen to.

I can't help it, it just appealed to me.