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Fair Cop dropping hints on Twitter

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teawamutu · 24/07/2020 08:38

About something big about to happen to a red organisation beginning with 'S' that they won't like.

V unfair to vaguetweet IMO Grin - anyone else seen it?

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TinselAngel · 25/07/2020 23:55

@Ereshkigalangcleg

Bloody hell, look at this.

WTAF?

That sort of caper is another thing Noah would have had to sort out.
FloralBunting · 25/07/2020 23:55

To be fair, I'm think you can be confident in saying a penguin has an unknown gender.

DialSquare · 25/07/2020 23:55

I should have saved the pick up a penguin joke until after the seal story broke.

Gibbonsgibbonsgibbons · 25/07/2020 23:56

EmpressJKRowlingSpartacus
Bloody hell, look at this. 😱😭

I think Noah was the greatest part in me never “getting” religion at all 1) the animals would eat each other 2)the animals would all be inbred, my P3 teacher then cemented this for me by telling me Aslan was Jesus instead of a great big talking lion Angry

Ereshkigalangcleg · 25/07/2020 23:56

#NotAllSeals

Seal who did Killer, and Kiss from a Rose, is not interfering with any penguins, as far as I know.

TinselAngel · 25/07/2020 23:56

@EmpressJKRowlingSpartacus

That’s exactly what I thought Eresh!!!!

Seals try to fuck penguins & then sometimes they eat them. They’re even worse bastards than drakes.

Ssshh you'll waken the Thighs.
EmpressJKRowlingSpartacus · 25/07/2020 23:58

@DialSquare

I should have saved the pick up a penguin joke until after the seal story broke.
Oh God, I hadn’t even thought of that 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Toseland · 25/07/2020 23:59

Will midnight bring news?!

boatyardblues · 26/07/2020 00:01

@Toseland

Will midnight bring news?!
It’s one of the reasons I’m still up.
ThePurported · 26/07/2020 00:02

@FloralBunting

To be fair, I'm think you can be confident in saying a penguin has an unknown gender.
True, although the ones with the colourful fringe are obviously enbies.
FloralBunting · 26/07/2020 00:04

I can't offer any news, but for those of you wondering if evangelical Christians have a touch too much time on their hands to seriously consider the answers to some of these queries, I offer this as I turn in;

answersingenesis.org/noahs-ark/fantastic-voyage-how-could-noah-care-animals/

Winesalot · 26/07/2020 00:04

Any news?

TinselAngel · 26/07/2020 00:07

[quote FloralBunting]I can't offer any news, but for those of you wondering if evangelical Christians have a touch too much time on their hands to seriously consider the answers to some of these queries, I offer this as I turn in;

answersingenesis.org/noahs-ark/fantastic-voyage-how-could-noah-care-animals/[/quote]
OMG there were dinosaurs on the ark??!!

ErrolTheDragon · 26/07/2020 00:08

The brick testament has handy headings such as 'when to stone your children'.

www.thebricktestament.com/the_law/index.html

ErrolTheDragon · 26/07/2020 00:09

OMG there were dinosaurs on the ark??!!

Don't be daft - why do you think they're extinct?

EmpressJKRowlingSpartacus · 26/07/2020 00:12

OMG there were dinosaurs on the ark??!!

And not just any dinosaurs but 40-ft long Tyrannosaurus Rexes! I wonder if they counted as clean?

TinselAngel · 26/07/2020 00:13

@ErrolTheDragon

OMG there were dinosaurs on the ark??!!

Don't be daft - why do you think they're extinct?

It says there were on Floral's website so it must be true. Also pterosaurs.
EmpressJKRowlingSpartacus · 26/07/2020 00:13

@ErrolTheDragon

OMG there were dinosaurs on the ark??!!

Don't be daft - why do you think they're extinct?

Errol, read answersingenesis.org/noahs-ark/fantastic-voyage-how-could-noah-care-animals/. It’s fabulous.
boatyardblues · 26/07/2020 00:14

@ErrolTheDragon

OMG there were dinosaurs on the ark??!!

Don't be daft - why do you think they're extinct?

If you are ever up/down the M5 and want a break with a difference, try Noah’s Ark Zoo not far from Gordano. It is run by creationists. There’s a barn full of display boards near one of the cafes with bible stories, creationist explanations of hostoricsl events and some highly entertaining dioramas, one of which shows humans and dinosaurs co-existing.👌
TinselAngel · 26/07/2020 00:15

T-Rex's?

Fair Cop dropping hints on Twitter
EmpressJKRowlingSpartacus · 26/07/2020 00:16

@TinselAngel

T-Rex's?
According to Ask Genesis Grin
boatyardblues · 26/07/2020 00:17

I can’t remember, Tinsel. We last stopped off there when DS1 was a toddler.

ErrolTheDragon · 26/07/2020 00:17

Fantastic and fabulous are entirely appropriate adjectives.
Well if these puddocks think Noah saved the dinos, wtf are they extinct now?Confused

boatyardblues · 26/07/2020 00:20

@ErrolTheDragon

Fantastic and fabulous are entirely appropriate adjectives. Well if these puddocks think Noah saved the dinos, wtf are they extinct now?Confused
Original sin? It’s why God punishes us all. I don’t see why the dinosaurs should get off more lightly. I bet with their height and tiny lightbulb-screwing hands those T-rexes pinched some apples too.
ThighthighOfthigh · 26/07/2020 00:22

Hmm did someone mention penguins? As long as it wasn't a sex frog.

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