Spoiled mine this morning. We only had 3 candidates as the greens threw their lot in with the LDs. So the paper was tiny - I prepared 3 stickers, written in purple and green, with #sex not gender #no to self ID, and the quote from Susan Anthony. They completely covered the candidates names but not the boxes, which I put a line straight through.
I had an email from the LD candidate at 7am telling me it's now or never. I emailed back, suggesting he reads the other emails I've sent him about why I won't be voting for them, and recommending he looks at the spoiled papers at the count.
Then at 4.30 this afternoon an oldish bloke in a dodgy hat, yellow scarf and rosette was on the doorstep asking me if I'd voted! I told him I spoiled and he asked why....
Reader, I told him 

And here's a preemptive "Sod off" to anyone who'd like to tell me how naughty I've been today