The Badley Fuckitt Pop-Up Winter Gin Bar

[BadgertheBodger]

Come one, come all!

Badley Fuckitt’s pop-up Winter gin bar is open for business. We’ve got faux-sheepskins, a log fire being stoked by young Nigel and enough gin to drown an army of sealions. (Note to PETA, not real ones, natch)

Collapses on chaise longue and weakly gestures for the bottle

You're all vomitous hags.

My fridge is empty. I'm resorting to fish and chips.

A proper tea. None of this gelatinous crap.

Lung don't forget the white bread and butter and a mug of tea. Also, you'll need scraps with your fish and chips.

Faisan Au Verger, is the pheasant in cold vomit. Do you want the recipe, thigh?

Mmmm scraps. That takes me back!

Raw turkey, anyone? DH has shoved fresh sage up its arse...

Lung don't forget the white bread and butter and a mug of tea. Also, you'll need scraps with your fish and chips.

I went with battered sausage. I bit down. Hard. Sorry to lower the tone.

Thats lifted it for me better and far for entertainment than the vom!

I only popped out for 5 minutes to trim Nigel’s pubes for the drinks and I’ve come back to some kind of abominations in jellyo gallery

Happy Thanksgiving Grinitch and well played on the home fries, they are amazeballs

I really want fish and chips now, with a barm and some irn-bru in a can

I went with battered sausage

It's been well documented recently that that's the closest any of us ugly harpies are likely to get to any sausage in the foreseeable future.

Had to resort to wine tonight due to foul boss being even madder than normal. Raaaargh!! If anyone has one to hand, I could also do with a super obvious MRA to vent my spleen on (if the thighs don’t harvest it and put it in aspic first)

I’ve put 4.99 fake amaretto on the shopping list for this weekend, my Nigel is fucking obsessed with Lidl, so that’s a nice quest for him.

It's been well documented recently that that's the closest any of us ugly harpies are likely to get to any sausage in the foreseeable future.

Fine with me

It's been well documented recently that that's the closest any of us ugly harpies are likely to get to any sausage in the foreseeable future.

This may have influenced my decision. The mighty sausage did not live long.

Can I come in. I’ve been drinking alcohol free beer and I could do with something a bit more potent. I’d like to celebrate no man ever wanting to put his sausage near me. I was delighted when I heard. I always knew I didn’t like battered sausage for a reason.

Any road, I fancy a JD and ginger if there’s any knocking about.

I brought some armpit hair for the thighs. I’ve been growing it for a couple of months so it’s quite lush.

I was just thinking about this refuge.

And I have a more extensive range of seasonal baking to offer - gluten-free, grain-free, vegan.

I just need BF to operate like a Room of Requirement and zip me back through a portal on demand.

I made a gorgeous feast and drank the prosecco while I prepared and served it. I keep it to cook with because I am not suppose to drink alcohol but I did it anyway because the thighs harvested my liver so I have no more worries on that score.

I'd like a sausage but i can't stop myself with the batter.

Some random attempted to offer me his sausage today when I walked past the bus stop. As Eyez had assured me, and indeed all of us, that this would no longer be the case I'm wondering if I have grounds to sue for false advertising.

Oh Kitten were you looking winsome and tossing your cascading tawny curls?

Okay, today I have a couple of cabbages and some leeks to bring to the table. Any requests?

I’ve been drinking alcohol free beer

Transbeer is beer too! 🍺

I'd like a sausage but i can't stop myself with the batter.

Are you a cunt for the batter?

what's the point of being a sour old biddy if you're still subjected to some pervert trying to interest you in his sausage?

i'ts taken me years to grow these silky chin hairs and perfect the downturn of the mouth

Eh? Has the Bluestocking refurbishment finished at last? And please tell me there are juniper-free beverages available.

And please tell me there are juniper-free beverages available.

I found the cider if you want some? Thighs can't have my armpit hair, sorry, I'm using it. But I could start saving the clippings from when I get my hair cut.

LangCleg Lets have a Nostalgia Night and do homity pies.