The Badley Fuckitt Pop-Up Winter Gin Bar

[BadgertheBodger]

Come one, come all!

Badley Fuckitt’s pop-up Winter gin bar is open for business. We’ve got faux-sheepskins, a log fire being stoked by young Nigel and enough gin to drown an army of sealions. (Note to PETA, not real ones, natch)

Collapses on chaise longue and weakly gestures for the bottle

Am American - can confirm that olives in Jell-O is an abomination before the eyes of god. Sweet jesus, no.

Of course, there are quite a lot of "vintage" recipes that would put anyone off their food for a week. Look up "horrible vintage recipes" if you want to dive in to all of the gross things people actually ate back in the day.

"Ham and Bananas Hollandaise"

"Bologna Cake"

"Frozen Pork, Beans, and Ketchup Pops"

"Salmon Shortcake"

"Tuna Jell-O Pie" (with commentary: "I can’t believe I just typed Tuna Jell-o Pie. Betty Crocker, I love you. I really do. But you may have reached a new low with this. Called Summer Salad Pie, they labeled it “pretty as can be” in their cookbook.")

Doesn't everyone have a copy of the Reader's Digest Cookery Year? Sometimes I read it just to gag marvel at 80s dinner party ideas.

I can’t believe I just typed Tuna Jell-o Pie.

I couldn't bring myself to type it so I cut and pasted. This is an abomination unto Nuggan and a sign that we narrowly avoided the apocalypse back then.

Sometimes I read it just to gag marvel at 80s dinner party ideas.

So many things in aspic!

Awwwww! Can women ever have a conversation about male violence without the fucking NAMALT crowd turning up?!!! stomps off to luck child up from college while muttering angrily to self

I will be back later with vegan friendly wine and nuts, the salted kind.

"Holy smokes, good gravy and god save me! And any other non-offensive expletives I can think of! And even some offensive ones! This is a crazy, crazy thing. A cheese crust with a tomato-lemon gelatin center (of pure evil!) and a tuna salad top. The cheese crust and tuna salad are just fine with me, but that center. Ohhh…gives me the shivers. It is almost cartoonishly evil.
But, I asked for it, so here we go!"

www.midcenturymenu.com/2010/07/mid-century-menu-contest-finalist-summer-salad-pie/

Had a quiet night in last night, so I invented a Fanny Fighter.

Ooh! Sounds great. Hold the pubes

Whoah, Lydia congratulations for tracking down that truly awful masterpiece. Suddenly I don't feel so bad about my medically imposed low fat diet just in time for Christmas... "Pie, I couldn't possibly. Doctor's orders..."

In awesome news, though, I have discovered a recipe for fat free vegan sponge cake that is really nice, so I won't be entirely without Christmas treats. And I've been making (fat free) veggie gravy for years.

Oh Barbie you're not fat, you're strong.

Behold, my Mum's cookbook

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Those look like furballs in the nicoise salad, or possibly owl pellets (maybe tonsil stones).

A work of art, Thigh.

See how happy the wife is? Stop fighting Fannies, embrace gelatin.

Niçoise my arse, are you having a giraffe?

And I've been making (fat free) veggie gravy for years.

I don't see how anything that's veggie, let alone also fat free, can be called 'gravy' tbh.

It's probz human milk mixed with marmite.

Ah so cool whip is unrelated to cool aid then. Phew.

Wheres Rufus when you need a cocktail?

I thought this was a 24 hour bar! I've recovered from last night's alcohol abuse and ready for the next round
..plink plink fizz fizz oh what a relief it is..

Gelatinous delights abound. Here we have quail eggs in consomme and gelatine in a nest of pate, with a side of balls.

Golf balls, I mean.

Gelatinous and Aspic one thing, lime 'jello' though. Ooo god...off to vom (and I like milk)

It says nicoise under the photo, Thigh. Mind you it also says ham salad, so who knows. The peculiar dollops nestling between the apple slices still look like something my cat brought up.

My veggie gravy is awesome, I'll have you know. And as for human milk, well, my tits turned out to be neither use nor ornament, so I can certify it lactose free.

For older or slightly tough cocks, this French dish of meat in fruity vomit is an option.

I'm sure your tits have been both use and ornament Barbara

Deary me scrim wtaf is that?