The Badley Fuckitt Pop-Up Winter Gin Bar

[BadgertheBodger]

Come one, come all!

Badley Fuckitt’s pop-up Winter gin bar is open for business. We’ve got faux-sheepskins, a log fire being stoked by young Nigel and enough gin to drown an army of sealions. (Note to PETA, not real ones, natch)

Collapses on chaise longue and weakly gestures for the bottle

How to describe Cool ha-whip.

It's like fake, sweetened 'cream' that has no texture or weight. It's the Tang to your orange juice.

Kitten are you American?

Wait, what? American put olives inside jelly, call it a salad and IIIIIIIIIII get slagged for Weetabix and banana.

Nope! Brit. Ex pat though.

(Sorry to be vague but as we all know some very unpleasant people keep a close eye on this forum.)

It's like fake, sweetened 'cream' that has no texture or weight. It's the Tang to your orange juice.

Maybe more like Dream Topping.

Yes but Lang, they did that 50 years ago. You still commit WBH now. Wrong side of history, etc.

You can still get dream topping and angel delight, but not instant whip. They do sugar free versions now which is all kinds of wrong.

According to Wikipedia, an alternative name for jello salad is 'congealed salad'. Wiki isn't always right but in this case, yeah.

It was indeed dream topping I was thinking over.

I'm not sure why putting leftovers in jelly would make them more rather than less appetising.

Yes but Lang, they did that 50 years ago. You still commit WBH now. Wrong side of history, etc.

What can I say? I'm an iconoclast.

So what's everybody having for breakfast over here?

Well it’s jello salad for tonsil!

long live the penis!

That’s the new password to get past the pistol cat, right?

Olives in jelly

SM damn H. That is not. right.

I have come over all nostalgic for Dream Topping.

And although it was a few pages back, I'm happy to relieve anyone of viole(n)t gin.

It’s a very 80’s kind of day today. I listened to ‘if you leave’ by OMD on the way to work this morning and thought about Andrew McCarthy. Between that and dream topping I’m feeling pretty damn retro

That’s the new password to get past the pistol cat, right?

should be a special RFF password when we meet up at events too.

According to Wikipedia, an alternative name for jello salad is 'congealed salad'. Wiki isn't always right but in this case, yeah.

Don't know about you but mouth is watering with that description!

I listened to ‘if you leave’ by OMD on the way to work this morning and thought about Andrew McCarthy.

Oooh, spooky Bernard - I listed to "We Built This City" in the car this morning and thought about Andrew McCarthy. (Well, to be accurate I was thinking about "him out of Mannequin" because I couldn't remember his name but that's who I meant.)

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!

I am having home fries for breakfast. I think it’s always wise to lay in a good foundation of carbs to give one energy for marathon feasting...

I'm going to start Christmas early by going to a mince pie party this weekend.

Not expecting jello. Or jelly.

Andy McClusky

Had a quiet night in last night, so I invented a Fanny Fighter.

1x shot of cherry brandy (or kirsch)
1x shot of amaretto (Lidl £4.99 alternative works)
1x shot of vodka (I know gin is the MN tipple of choice but it's too bitter for this)
Ice
Top up with ginger beer

You're welcome

Sounds lovely, Yambabe. I feel it should have little bits of pubic hair stuck to the rim of the glass as a garnish, and a sparkler.

You do you....

Definitely a sparkler though.

I wonder if the Thighs have any leftover pubic hair though? Be a shame to waste it!

We weave most of it into our magic pube carpets, which are our main form of transport, but I think we’ve got some merkins hanging around somewhere.