The Badley Fuckitt Pop-Up Winter Gin Bar

[BadgertheBodger]

Come one, come all!

Badley Fuckitt’s pop-up Winter gin bar is open for business. We’ve got faux-sheepskins, a log fire being stoked by young Nigel and enough gin to drown an army of sealions. (Note to PETA, not real ones, natch)

Collapses on chaise longue and weakly gestures for the bottle

If you're dusting off the cocktail shaker, mine's a Bad Syllogism please. Two olives. Ta.

My fruit jelly sweeties are absolutely delicious steeped in gin.

Hic

If you're dusting off the cocktail shaker, mine's a Bad Syllogism please.

I think I'll follow mine with a Bad Analogy That Doesn't Work.

Ooh, Vin. You're my new best friend. I love Advocaat. It's like custard - which is delicious - with booze in it - which is ALSO delicious.

I wonder how it would go in a trifle?

Kit I reckon it would be the second layer after the jelly with the spongy sticks in!

Can I have an oxymoron please? It’s a ‘cocktail’ made with alcohol free beer and wine.

boaty is that not a 'mocktail'?

I'm tempted to ask for a double entendre.

Oh, Errol, that's one of my favourites. I'm biting my tongue.

Cheese strawman, anyone?

Argh, wednesdays aren’t drinking nights, pass me a shot of night nurse instead please barkeep!

Sorry about the smell, I trod in a massive pile of BULLSHIT on my way in

I’ll oblige - will somebody please give Errol one?

is that not a 'mocktail'?

Nope. It’s only an Oxymoron if you call it a cocktail. As a mocktail it would be accurately described.

One made with beer and wine (alcoholic or not) sounds like an abomination tbh.

I trod in a massive pile of BULLSHIT on my way in
It's easily done - I seem to be spending a lot of time checking the soles of my shoes of late

I'm sure the bar has a boot scraper and special heavy duty doormat so we can leave the BS outside.

motorcyclenumptiness
Love the name!

Oh fucking marvellous, i wondered where my mates were. On the piss again

Hello Thigh! What would you like to drink?

I've decided to stand guard with my Jack Russells, Sports Direct mug of coffee and a pack of B&H Gold. Nobody will suspect I'm guarding the clitterati.

Decaff coffee with 7 sugars please Empy.

Sports Direct mug of coffee

It’s a good job you have more thighs than you need. A full Sports Direct mug takes a lot of muscle heft to shift. It’s the Le Creuset of the mug cupboard.

boaty apologies, I am very guilty of the 'double negative' that my mother always gave me numerous bollockings about in the name of education. She was right. However I am a slattern!

Can I have another glass of dry white wine please?

Here you go Dangly.

Everyone, Dangly won the Hallowe’en name change competition & she’s using some of her winnings to buy half of Themyscira for the RFFs. We can move in with the Amazons. It’s very kind of her.

Here you go Thigh.

Dangly But is that instead of or as well as the sherry?

I saw a recipe in the Good Food magazine recently for a trifle that has whole custard creams in it. I'm going to make it for Christmas, and then refuse to share it with anyone unless it's disgusting, obviously