The Badley Fuckitt Pop-Up Winter Gin Bar

[BadgertheBodger]

Come one, come all!

Badley Fuckitt’s pop-up Winter gin bar is open for business. We’ve got faux-sheepskins, a log fire being stoked by young Nigel and enough gin to drown an army of sealions. (Note to PETA, not real ones, natch)

Collapses on chaise longue and weakly gestures for the bottle

Pops into the pop up gin bar to say hello.

We have sharks too thanks to the recent IKEA thread and some of us love a gin.

Returns to the mists to play with the contents of the organ bucket.

Ooh they’ve arrived. Like Candyman, we said their name into the ether and lo, behold etc. Thanks for the cat, I can’t imagine anyone getting over that

I’m so tired of arguing with fuckwits. I don’t normally drink during the week but dear god

I’m running this bar like I run my house. Once I have pointed you to the fridge you are expected to help yourself to alcohol I bet that’s as verboten as toilet brushes on MN but fuckit

I’m running this bar like I run my house. Once I have pointed you to the fridge you are expected to help yourself to alcohol

That’s my approach too, including parties.

Explodes into the pub ad shakes herself like a dog.
I need a rope to help drag me out of the rabbit hole stat.
Extra large rum and coke please.

(Mutters quietly) I must not feed the trolls

Perhaps the pop-up bar could also feature a pop-up bra-fitting service? We really would need to step up the security then, though.

I'm here. I'd like a large (triple) gin with bitter lemon, a side order of perm solution (I need to kill a few brain cells) and a massive fucking cheesecake to slam my face into. Fanks.

a gentle warlike people has kept me going all day, thanks.

I have to drive kids to rainbows, but I will pour a very big gin just to look at lovingly.

Hello! Did somebody say 'Thighs'?

Can I get a large, dry white wine please or is it only gin?

I'm good for the money, we've been raising fundz! Can I get a discount for being th'riendly?

You could smell it, Scrimshaw...a few wee fumes wouldn't put you over the limit...

Have we got any cider? Hello Thighs, I’m glad your sharks arrived safely.

Oh and in keeping with the username I’ve ordered pizza all round.

The sharks drink and swear along with the rest of us (well mine do). Dropped over with a bottle each of sloe gin and bramble gin. I have Strawberry tree vodka but that is still a work in progress.

Flops in chair by fire in snug. Gradually feeling better, but it's a long haul.

Thanks Empress, we've had a bountiful year in Thighland, thanks to my mega-win and then the Sharkz!

We can afford to buy you all a round or two before we head out to do our daily murderz.

Do you have anyone in mind for us to add to our organ bucket?

It's been a tiresome day.

I need a real Fanny Fighters cocktail please.

Had a good long sniff of some UHU, Gertrude, that'll tide me over.

Slides in silently to join Dangly at the bar.

"Large hot chocolate with Cointreau please, barkeep"

Slips veeerrrrrryy long list into Dangly's pocket and taps side of nose.

Sits down quietly in the corner, sipping contemplatively.

I'm seriously considering a chemical lobotomy. According to a hairdresser, it's easily achieved through mixing perm lotion with hair dye on a regular basis....life would be so much easier if I didn't have to think so FUCKING much.

Can I leave one behind the bar for CaptainKirk please?

Hello all. My reindeer is parked outside. It seemed fascinated with some kind of attack cat and a squidgy shark, so it’ll probably still be there when I need to get home.

Positions seasonal scented candles 🕯 on the bar and lights ‘em.

Pedro Ximénez anyone? I have some nutty cheddar to go with it.

Laterz

Scrimshaw I must credit our emperor Thigh with that line, or something similar. I was very taken with it too.

I have come with a bottle of Advocat. Now I know that it’s not everyone’s favourite tipple, but it always reminds me of the festive season, because my Mum only drank at Christmas and then only a snowball or a babycham.

I’m going to sit, hunched over my drink, ruminating on simpler times!

need a real Fanny Fighters cocktail please.

One for me please too.