The Badley Fuckitt Pop-Up Winter Gin Bar

[BadgertheBodger]

Come one, come all!

Badley Fuckitt’s pop-up Winter gin bar is open for business. We’ve got faux-sheepskins, a log fire being stoked by young Nigel and enough gin to drown an army of sealions. (Note to PETA, not real ones, natch)

Collapses on chaise longue and weakly gestures for the bottle

Trifle made with Jaffa cakes!

Thigh Could the Jaffa Cakes be the jelly layer? That's always the least good bit.

Mine’s a Rio tint o.

Why thank you Daughter

Wouldn't custard creams just become unpleasantly soggy if buried in a trifle?

Ginger cake works well in place of sponge fingers. There is no place for jelly in trifle.

Does Birds trifle still exist?

There is no place for jelly in trifle.

Yes there is. Just above the cake and just under the custard. Soz.

Birds Eye chocolate Lovelies!

Anyone else saggy-titted enough to remember them?

Birds Eye chocolate Lovelies!

I thought that's what you were calling us, and got all flattered

Trifle?

Oh Tinsel, of course you’re lovely.

I thought that's what you were calling us, and got all flattered

Well, obviously you're all chocolate lovelies.

But the capitalised Birds Eye version was yumptious!

Anyone else saggy-titted enough to remember them?

Yes! My grandma used to get them in bulk from a cash and carry. I loved them when I was a little girl, sad you can no longer get them :(

They had that little flower on the top in cream...

NO.

Trifle = sponge fingers soaked in sherry.

Then jelly with tinned fruit set in it.

Then custard.

Topped with crumbled up flake and hundreds and thousands.

NO CREAM mwa ha ha

I'm sorry Thigh, I have the utmost respect for you, but you're not in charge here like you are in Thighland. Trifle has cream on top and I shall get real fanny fighty if I have to. 😘

Oh Tonsil I'm going to have to get one of my cocks out.

I'm too lazy for cocks at dawn. I could maybe manage cocks at high noon.

I think the dogs may have got to the cock bucket...

What began as a bit of a wheeze has ended up with me being publicly outed as a terrific terf. I'm sure it will all be grand in the end but I am feeling rather discombobulated. Sorry for the vagueness, but enough for one day!

I have two spare terrierists for anyone in need of extra warmth, just don't say 'squirrel', they are on a bit of a short fuse today.

Large fizz and leave the bottle by my icy cold feet Nigel, there's a good lad.

Tonsil I will have to force-feed you a Thanksgiving Jello salad now.

But I agree with you on cream.

Also, of course we're in charge, have you seen our cat on the door?

'Jello salad' is another abomination. I had to eat some once to be polite when I was a teenager.

I'm definitely up for some jaffa cake trifle, pass it round, if I could make so bold?