Marks and Spencer have fallen, part III; we’re gonna need a bigger boat

[MrsSnippyPants]

Fresh thread in case part 2 fills up overnight.
I am yet to receive a reply to my third email, have been furiously tweeting, and as am now pursuing the options available to me as a shareholder.
Still crossing fingers for John Lewis!

Are high street clothing shops just not understanding that the main reason women still visit them is to try stuff on and avoid trips to the PO sending stuff back?
If the changing room is going to be full of blokes I'd rather try stuff on at home in which case ordering online is cheaper. Talk about turkeys voting for Christmas. The high street is killing itself with unnecessary woman hating wokery.

Have yourself a Merry little wokemas
Let your tills shut tight
From now on your shoppers will be out of sight

Have yourself a Merry little wokemas
Keep the girls away
From now on they will be staying miles away

Here they are in the cubicle
Happy cubicles of yore
Faithful gussets near to them
Rub on many men once more

Down the years they want us all together
Because the men allow
Hang a hidden camera from the highest bough
So have yourself a Merry little wankmas now

Numbers! You do sterling stuff.

@NumbersStation liking the carols

Another great one Numbers

I don’t want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
A changing room without a man in
Gaily ousting all his seed

I just want it for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my dreams come true
Alll I want is for them to shoo

I don’t want a lot for Christmas but there’s two things that I just might
Zoflora might come in well handy
That and a plug in blacklight

I don’t need to hang my camera
Overlooking those next door
I don’t need an unsewn gusset
Men always just do want more

I would like them to go home
More than you will ever know
Make my dreams come true
Give them all terminal man flu

. That's specially good!

Numbers do you do this for your day job? OR is this a new found skill?

Oh god no it isn’t a skill
Merely idle warblings

My work cares not for social media or forums so I can’t say what I do or else I’ll get my arse in a sling. I just hope that said sling hasn’t a gusset in it.

Love the Carols, @Numbers! Wokemas will never be the same again. We need to get them on YouTube.

Numbers you are a genius.
I'm ready for the M&S choir

Or is it S&M ?

Oh come all ye faithful
Menfolk of the high street...

Oh. You are already. No point in finishing this one

Numbers we will pay you with and
Carry on writing

Sold

Did not visit Mark's Suspenders this weekend, even though I need new jeans, a jumper, and really like some of their food
Women and girls' safety, privacy and dignity comes first

Women's Rights Matter.

Great work @NumbersStation! Especially Queen Wenceslas

S&M I like that one!

@NumbersStation - I can't post them on soc med under my own name either. Also economic reasons. I hate being a coward. But can you get them to Jean Hatchett on Twitter? She respected my privacy. I sent her the M&S pervert reviews and that's now in the Sun as well. If you can't I think I might set up a second Twitter.

It's brilliant work. Mockery is the best way to kill off stupidity.

@Jeanhatchet

Has commented on this thread. I presume it is the Jean. Just @ you Jean because or above ^^.

But in other news, besides your gender, you can also choose your race now. I always wanted to be Asian..
twitter.com/Docstockk/status/1194302282831138816

Loving Good King Wankeslas!

I’m at Labour Party member I’ve had a letter a week from them since the election was announced. They do make a rather big deal of gender identity. On every form it has boxes for Gender, Male, female, Non binary and other. Though I did get one yesterday to sell raffle tickets and there wasn’t a lot of room so it had reduced it down to Male female and other box.

I’m not sure why they keep asking? By all means they know they am writing to party members so they already know name address date of birth ethnicity etc. By all means ask when you join if they keep track but it’s the constantly asking that is bizarre .

I mean I know it is possible you may change but not from week to week! I am
They could equal ask if you have a low paid job on UC, struggle to pay the bills and other “policy defining issues”. No wonder gender is taking a disproportionate space in policy list.

I know Labour are just as anti women as all the other parties so I have decided on other issues. Since there is no party that puts women first. Now wouldn’t that be a Alien concept.

Its been an eye opener. I had no idea how often I just popped into an M&S food until I decided I would not. So no M&S sandwich for my train journey last weekend, no picking up a quick supper as I passed through Victoria station on my way home in Thursday and a decision not to stop at a large M&S food with a very convenient car park nor at a Motorway service station next week when I go down to the south coast (There are at least 5 M&S Food shops, probably more, within 20 minutes walk of my house...lots of popping in opportunities.)

I am spending a lot less, I had not realised how these small purchases added up. Plus cooking more. Better still there is less plastic in the bin.

And I have more money to contribute to Crowd Justice fundraisers. Decent results for Maya and Harry next week and it will be all win. (And I might also lose some weight. I assume the calories add up as well.)

On the back of this I have rediscovered Iceland, Aldi, local independent shops and cafes for lunches and my local auction house for excellent quality cheap furniture.

It’s quite refreshing really.

I mean I know it is possible you may change but not from week to week!

Ha you would think. You can change daily, apparently. Wear a wig, collect women's awards, be called brave and stunning. www.thetimes.co.uk/article/anger-over-women-s-business-honour-for-cross-dressing-banker-h0gv3l7nw