Marks and Spencer have fallen, part III; we’re gonna need a bigger boat

[MrsSnippyPants]

Fresh thread in case part 2 fills up overnight.
I am yet to receive a reply to my third email, have been furiously tweeting, and as am now pursuing the options available to me as a shareholder.
Still crossing fingers for John Lewis!

Jesus Christ Debenhams.

See you Debenhams? Get it right up your wokehole.

No wonder the High Street is in decline when there are so many idiots in charge of the shops.

All these companies are able to access the same information that we can. They have no excuse to not understand the risks they are putting women and children under. They simply don't give a shit and are not listening.

"this is how it is now, get on with it" - The powers 2019

Good Queen Wenceslas looked out
On the feast of Stephen
Where the men just ruled the roost
Nothing was quite even

Brightly shone their eyes that night
Cos they were all woken
The women sat there open mouthed
Feeling rather bro-o-ken.

Hither page and stand by me
In your silken finery
What is all this wanking pish
I thought you were non-binary

Ma’am he said I have a cock
But I’m not one or ‘t’other
I have to get my essence out
Or else I’ll get in bo-o-other

Markies fell beside the fence
J-Lewis were no better
Debenhams have joined the ‘game’
All with the same letter

I have to play the game he said
Or else I’ll be their monkey
It is my orders to go forth and
Make the floors all spu-u-nky

So there we are my ladies fair
We are treated most unfairly
The men all in their ivory towers
Acknowledge us but barely

But think on all you sheepy boards
You soon will all be bawlin’
When we boycott all your stores and
Watch your share price fa-a-lin’

Woke feckers.

Take the bastard shame.

NumbersStation

I hate this situation with everyone and everything going woke but I love MN.
Very festive Numbers

Fabulous work @NumbersStation

What a fabulous festive ditty Numbers! Just brilliant.

Perhaps we could arrange some flash mob carol singing in store?

Would a boycott support thread help? Like the diet support threads on MN. Where we can kind of talk about daily difficulties /triumphs & hold each other accountable?

So often when we as women say "no" we are ignored, coerced or overpowered. We can at least say no by not spending.

I'm so up for singing that. And I live in walking distance from JL, M&S and Debenhams

Ha numbers brilliant

Tell me you've tweeted that to the culprits?!

Love the frock.

She dances well usually but I’m feeling a hint of dragged around a bit in hold like emmaeyes.

Not moved. And I love me a quickstep usually.

Oops wrong thread

Great reboot of Good King Wenceslas, Numbers!

In other news, I was perturbed to find the M&S knickers I pulled out of my drawer this morning were M&S peen pouch knickers. Seeing as we ladies have no need of a peen pouch, what else could we store in there? Our stickerwoman stashes, handy for stickering public loos?

Apologies in advance, but this thread made made me think of this

www.news.com.au/lifestyle/fashion/prettylittlething-finds-disgusting-stain-in-the-crotch-of-black-leather-pants/news-story/2b8d521fa231d1bf85b7be5997a7bc81

Why are they all using the same phrases? As in, if men feel "more comfortable" in the female changing rooms they can go in there? I suspect I may know the answer to my own question.

My pouch would have a vicks inhaler in it, what with the weather turning and all.

Or a pair of dry socks.

NumbersStation you are GREAT at these! If you could convert say around 10 carols, I would happily join a group of women singing outside M&S!

I wonder if the Sally Army would assist for a small donation?

I can happily convert carols till I’m red raw.

I might feel comfortable enough to sit in a cubicle to write them. You know, for inspiration.

Watchin Roche, Mandy and Ems on the Ad. Is Padders The male they are getting in the bra fitting room?

You prattle on about your not just any gin ladies. You can tuck some ice and slices in your gusset pouches

@boatyardblues

Have gone through my knicker drawer and thrown out all the unsewn gusset knickers. So long pervie pants.