Great piece by academic Kathleen Stock (mentions MN)

[Ereshkigal]

medium.com/@kathleenstock/when-bindels-speak-b305625a7521

So so good.

Oh thats a good idea angry

I do have a popcorn maker but its a bit loud and might wake dh...i could always take it to the bottom of the garden and piss off the neighbours instead

Ok. I actually have wet my knickers.

That was fab!

Of all the days to be having a MN free day! Having been told about this thread, I'm here with popcorn.

lang!!!

I honestly think youve got time to go to the bog

Or was it excitement

Someone should make Pimms too since it's officially summer.

I suggest we don't drink every time someone invokes Tumblr biology - the NHS is overstretched enough as it is.

@Bowlofbabelfish, you're wanted at customer service...

I found gin and tonic popcorn the ither day

I didnt buy it cos it sounded rank

(Needs vomiting smiley)

Has Bowl gone to bed? This is most unfair of her.

My cheeks ache.

If anyone knows where bowl actually lives i will drive up and wake her up

Im sure she wont mind

Bowl, how dare you sleep, like some sort of grown up with a proper job. Don't you know we are all waiting?

I know beyond!!!!!

Very inconsiderate!!!

Looks like this is going to have to wait 'till the morn. Anticipation is great.

Wait...

Was that sarcasm

Do you see Bowl Rufus? Me neither. Tomorrow is in 20 minutes.

What if she doesn't back online til, like, tomorrow night...!!!?

We'll have to throw a tantrum like other people who don't get their own way. My DGD did today cos her mum wouldn't buy her a yo-yo.

Paging Dr Bowl...

spontaneous

My post re sarcasm was to beyond

You were just too bloody quick

Yeah and what beyond said

What if shes gone on holiday

Off to bed

I can't even wait 3 minutes

Sorry Rufus My attempt at snark didn't work very well

Oh no spontaneous

It worked exactly as it should

Anyhoo

Bed for me

(I nearly typed just bed and thought'oooh thats going to sound rude')