Madigan wants to be searched by a woman

[Gacapa]

And she should be forced to search his male body...

BTW he hadn't said it about Lily or any of the current situation - it was a while back now and just recalling him saying it - seeing the undisputeable truth of it (new to the discussion).

Said he didn't understand the fuss : sort it out with a simple question - do you stand or sit down to piss ?

But DH sits down even though he has a penis.

I read on a trans chat site that it looks totally different and takes on a feminine appearance

I've mistakenly looked at Reddit's trans girls gone wild, and they pretty much look like regular ones to me.

And they don't half like parading them around on there, and basically begging for a good "frisking" or I might have misread that....

urgggggg shouldn't have looked there - maybe we should just stick to chromosomes

What I was trying to say before I was diverted by the horrible reddit thing that I can't unsee , is that if a gay night club feels it is necessary to have formal policing in place for use of segregated spaces, in order to run effectively, then a country surely does.

But DH sits down even though he has a penis. So does mine unless he's drunk

Well it was an attempt at humour, rather than to be taken literally

It is very important to remember that for your own safety you should only search someone of the same sex as yourself. This is to prevent any malicious allegations being made to police that you have indecently assaulted a customer whilst effecting a search.

Bearing that in mind, I reckon if I was a (male) doorman the transwoman is the last person I would feel comfortable searching, given how litigious some are have shown themselves to be and the risk of accusations of transphobia as well as assault.

So do you DH’s pee when sitting down?? Don’t their winkies touch teh toilet bowl?

Hey Father Ted fan - like you already!

Well I was wondering how that works - so on a night out they queue for a cubicle rather than use a urinal.

Also, yes your question, which I suppose depends upon anatomy you may have been blessed with, and why sit on a stinky old public toilet seat if you don't have to - always try to levitate myself and touch as few door handles as possible.

So urinals look cool to me and if I could use them, without attaching a hose pipe, I'd be using it for sure.

i think its not a bad start though if nightclubs are looking for a way to police toilets - stand or sit?

Can you tell the difference between a male and female penis just by looking at it?
I read on a trans chat site that it looks totally different and takes on a feminine appearance

I sense a business opportunity here.

I shall fashion tiny little corsets which, when laced tightly mid-member, produce a pleasingly feminine hourglass shape.

I suppose you can tell a female penis by the fact that it wears make up,has highlights and earings.

Simon

I stand up even though I haven't got a penis. Hard. As. Nails, me

So thinking ahead : when they're in their Zimmer frame - the incontinence nappies they need - would they need male or female nappy type things for their female penis?

Not sure myself - maybe have to buy female I guess and then leave the piss to run down their legs - wouldn't want to hurt the feelings of the feminine penis by mentioning they need a male nappy.

@DrinkFeckArseGirls I guess it depends on the size.

Are you having a stealth boast?

Bore, please do market those, preferably with permanent fastenings. make sure they are pleasingly pink and frilly, so they appeal.

German men are taught to sit down, but I don't know if that extends to when outside the home.

No,MickHucknall, I don’t have my own lady penis nor do I currently have an access to a male penis so not a stealth boast.

So do you DH’s pee when sitting down?? Don’t their winkies touch teh toilet bowl?

In our old house, DH had no choice but to sit down as he is very tall and our loo was under a sloped ceiling where he couldn’t stand even if he wanted to.

Now there is room but he’s got used to it.

my post was about problems at public toilets in night clubs with a lighthearted / but eminently sensible solution of sit or stand question at the door.

Your DH sits down on public loss when he doesn't need to ?! If it's at home then yes sit down is always an option - but really my post was about public toilets

In public loos he stands, but at home he sits

Bore, regrettably you have been beaten to the market. We where shown pictures of preferred camel toe forming penis wear in the House Of Commons on Wednesday night. I cant believe I just wrote that.

Here they are on sale with other fetish wear for our lovely fellow women.
www.amazon.com/Cross-Dress-Crossdresser-Transgender-Camel-Panty/dp/B06XDV8HV3?tag=mumsnetforum-21

Ah so there you go - the door policy works for us, maybe something in it.

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Now you can have a little "slit" action when wearing your panties or hosiery! Our new gaff with camel toe front mimics the actual curves of female genitalia so that you see the silhouette of a real woman when you wear tight panties or hosiery. Wear this gaff tight, and you will see a more pronounced mound and slit. Nude Lycra with sheer mesh front and foam insert. Order according to waist size. Made exclusively for Cross-Dress/SOR, Inc. here in South Florida. Shipped discreetly for your privacy.

So if I suppose LM is wearing that what do we have to worry about?

Er.......

Everything on the page Mouth linked to makes me want to vomit.