Madigan wants to be searched by a woman

[Gacapa]

And she should be forced to search his male body...

Explaining a female might not want to search someone with a penis is a horrible thing to say apparently

Of course it is, when it's a lady-penis.

They probably have penis envy.

CisPinkHoodie

I'm wondering - can a lesbian ask for a gay male security guard? Isn't the point of sex-based frisking so that they can't be accused of copping a feel?

It could take days to get through security at this rate.

I'm only willing to be searched by a male person if his middle name is Jim and he's exactly 5ft 8 and a half, bisexual, and fond of stamp collecting. Female security guards must be demisexual and identify as cats (orange tabby). Anything else is an insult to my dignity and will result in a Twitter rampage.

If like to be searched by a large teddy bear. It would be cuddly and cute. No copping a feel though...

I'm wondering - can a lesbian ask for a gay male security guard? Isn't the point of sex-based frisking so that they can't be accused of copping a feel?

Who would search the bi sexual people

All bouncers in future need to be non-binary and either asexual or pansexual, so everyone is at the same risk of inadvertently providing them with a brief thrill while being groped. Simple.

How would they tell?

Have a hot multi gender interview panel then hire anyone who doesn't hit on them?

You wouldn't have to do anything as crude as checking - if someone says they are male/female/non-binary/asexual/pansexual, you believe them. Obviously. Why would anyone ever lie about that sort of thing?

LM blocked me finally. Oh happy days! :D

Someone has posted claiming to be the doorman and non binary and that he's male when the men cone through and female when it's the women and told him to stop being non binary phobic.

Of course LM has been asking people and determined who was what which is weird cos wasnt he just saying to JHB that of someone says they are something he believes them?

We can't ask though we have to trust

Oh dear oh dear. So Lily isn't a believer after all?

Lily is transphobic! Assuming people's gender? Tsk.

I thought the official trans line on security was that trans people should not be searched. As it involves the inevitable 'degrading questions' and 'literal violence' or being singled out somehow and that airport scanners were also transphobic because if you click 'woman' it beeps because its not programmed with New Biology yet.

Get with the agenda Lily! Deviations from the script will not be tolerated. If you aren't careful you end up being called TruScum.

Robots are surely the solution

It is very important to remember that for your own safety you should only search someone of the same sex as yourself. This is to prevent any malicious allegations being made to police that you have indecently assaulted a customer whilst effecting a search.

Sorry bucko this is done by sex not gender. Off you pop.

www.workingthedoors.co.uk/safer-doors/searching-best-practice/

Feck off @JustHooking! Feminine appearance? Really? I’m tempted to google feminine penises...

Bumble : the robots are already here - called politicians and fully automated response coming from all of them.

"Please place your item in the bagging area" said over and over - no actual joining up of ideas or sense.. (Otherwise known as critical thinking.)

LM blocked me finally.

If she's your women's rep, there's an argument to say she should only mute you on twitter as it denies you access to the political conversation and democracy - there was a US decision on this re Donald Trump blocking someone recently.

Can you tell the difference between a male and female penis just by looking at it?
I read on a trans chat site that it looks totally different and takes on a feminine appearance

Whoa, this is getting more and more absurd, how can anyone still take this seriously??!

I envisage a whole load of MN Feminist volunteers at G.A.Y., just waiting for the opportunity to search Lily Madison.

No, no! It’d be our pleasure!

Will you tell him before or after the search that you are self ID'ing as a MAN

It is always amusing to see someone hoist by their own petard

In a world where everyone can be transgender, what is the point in being transgender

Also, someone said that they not surprised unfortunately, been asked to show their passport to them before using their toilet, and another that it is worse than mainstream places.

This would suggest that it is necessary to have some sort of realism to run the place, and they are probably well used to this sort of hissy fit. It would also suggest that the mainstream needs to wise up

I was going to change 'point' to 'value' and forgot. I still think it makes more sense so her it is.

In a world where everyone can be transgender, what is the value in being transgender.

Yes re passports into toilets.

Radio X Johnny Vaughan - will now again cut through to the heart of the matter might send him Leanne's way.

Said he didn't understand the fuss : sort it out with a simple question - do you stand or sit down to piss ?