The Bluestocking is open for business

[PricklyBall]

I've scrolled back a few pages and I can't even find the last pub thread.

So I've taken the beer towels off the pumps, tapped a new barrel, polished the glasses, fed the goat and applied brasso to the patriarchy busting canon.

Come and join me - all tastes catered for - beer, gin, wine, cocktails, coffee and a nice cup of tea.

I'll have a double of whatever.

That's actually what i look like

That's good news Assigned. I'll order food with it of course!

Hello. Is the bar going to go quiet if I walk in? I would like a G&T please and a shoulder to cry on about students name changing and one who was so confused trying to take her/his life in school. As you were, you can start the conversation again now I am gripping my glass.

Rufus

I couldn't help it, Assigned just brought me wine over

Hi all. Delighted to see the bluestockinh with the lamps lit. I'll have a pint.
After a weird day today. We were right in the the path of the storm today, West of Ireland. Thank goodness we were ok way better than expected in our part. Not the same for everyone sadly.

Quentin

I will meet your fucks sake and raise you an aaaaaaaaagggggghhh what the hell is wrong with this world!!!!!!!!

elephant that sounds rough as. Have a gin.

Twitter is hard work, but choosing your audience and retweeting is slowly worth it. And some of the posters are fabulous and worth putting up with the numbnuts

Its alchol free no love

In the bluestocking the sun is always past the yardarm and everyone is 18...including me

Head meteorologist saying she is happy she plumped for status red throughout the country. Kept a lot of people esp children going to school of the road. Happy only 3 people died - she qualified herself obviously but I know what she means.

elephant

Despite you ensuring I only get served coke I will stay as the clientele are such great company Rufus

nolove

Some inspired posting you have been doing later

Wise beyond your years

Lately for gods sake

Lately!!!!

I literally just had a mouthful of wine leftover from the risotto!!!

Actually alcohol makes no difference to my typing ability

Glad you survived Ophelia, 70. I remember being on a train where everyone was griping about the wind-related speed restrictions. When I got back I read on the news that a train had indeed hit a fallen tree - albeit slowly. Hit a tree at 20mph, everyone walks away. Hit one at 100mph and...

Anyway, I think we can turn a blind eye to Love, so long as she doesn't get lairy!

Thanks folks it was quite a day. Make my gins doubles please. I'll just go and hunker down in the Snug.

Hmnn hmnn Rufus.

French children don't get pished, dontyaknow

Have the bottle elephant

prickly is practically giving it away

assigned

Right off to bed

I need my beauty sleep as you can see from my photo

Night all

Did I miss last orders?

Thank you very much Rufus and goodnight!

(Also I hope that means you'll turn a blind eye if I manage to get served in here...)

Not sure if I am cool enough to hang with you lot but will put my head in door and peek in from time to time. And I wouldn't mind a Guinness.