Paris Lees article on toilets in Guardian today

[OlennasWimple]

Beware: reading this article may be bad for your blood pressure...

"I still get erections sometimes when I put on my bra. It's not a fetish,"

Phew. That's ok, then.

I get sexually aroused when putting my bra on, but that's not because I'm sexually aroused 😳

Not me. Should have put quotes round that
I don't get aroused, more like I use it as an opportunity to berate myself for not having pert breasts, not having been bothered to go bra shopping, having put weight on, not having been able to successfully breastfeed etc. But of course I'm "cis" so happy with all these thoughts 😳😳

Women do sometimes chose to dress to reflect the fact they are feeling sexy ( apparently we wear skimpier clothing if we go out clubbing when ovulating!), The important point is that the clothing reflects the mood it doesn't create the mood by itself.

I am both transfixed and repulsed by Reddit TBH....

I was asked on a job application I made this week if I had ever identified as transgender

That was after asking if I was male/female (I could have chosen prefer not to answer)

So if I had preferred not to answer if I am male or female but answered yes I have identified as transgener (there was the option to not say) how would they know what sex I am

But if I was transgender wouldn't I be applying for the position as a male even though I ever could be

I have a friend who's a refugee, black and a lesbian.

She's just been diagnosed with a condition which will affect her mobility.

"Fuck me, you're one of the most employable people in the country! Get out there and apply for the most outrageous job that you're not qualified to have!"

Did she? Eh, no.

She's now the Inclusion Officer at a university.

Fair enough. But, dammit, who'd have dared to turn her down? She doesn't agree with me, that she should have applied to be the editor of Vogue.

She needs to check her cis privilege, stealth

Proper arf, Oleannas.

I'm going to tell her that tomorrow.

Now that she has secured employment, for which she is totally able, she should start mucking around. Maybe apply to be in charge of Question Time, feck it, she should ask to be in charge of the Beeb. Yeah, you're right, she'd need a lady cock for that.

Dammit.