Oh come now, we all know what it really means to be a women. It means using every waking moment to obsessively think about what you look like and how many people in your vicinity want to insert parts of their body into your body. That's it. Nothing else.
Not doing this, not only excludes you from the womanhood club but, (if you also don't qualify for the manhood club), it actually means you cease to exist in any tangible way.
So I think you lot have some apologizing to To do to Juno et al. Without them showing you the way, you'd all be existential blobs of atoms. Think on that, you bunch of ingrates.