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What would be the worst possible ending of the last Harry Potter book?

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spacedonkey · 27/02/2006 17:03

(I have nicked the idea for this thread from another forum I post on so I can't take credit for it)

My lame contribution was:

" ... and Harry woke up to find it had all been an incredible dream ..."

Then someone suggested that it could end with Voldy writing a letter of apology ...

"dear mr potter, sorry for trying to do you in all these years, i saw so many similarities between the two of us and i suppose i was jealous of how well you handle things, and you're so good at quidditch.

sorry for killing your parents, i just get so angry sometimes and i'd heard this thing about having to kill you and i just got carried away

oh yeah, and sorry for the scar

yours

Lord Voldemort BSC Hons"

PMSL

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Twinkles · 27/02/2006 19:07

didnt know V had any ability to loveWink

getbakainyourjimjams · 27/02/2006 19:09

I want Sirius back!

compo · 27/02/2006 19:12

I think mummycan has got it for sure

Frenchgirl · 27/02/2006 19:14

agree about the scar being a horcrux (thanks to dd and dh discussing it all!)
think maybe Harry will lose all his powers
think Hermione will snuff it

I know lots of characters are supposed to die (good and bad), which is fair enough

MerlinsBeard · 27/02/2006 19:21

prob turn out that Neville is "the one" not Harry!

And i cried when Dumbledore died Blush, Not seen all the films yet (i know HBP isn't a fim yet) and i do tend to get really into my books.

When does the next one come out?

DumbledoresGirl · 27/02/2006 19:23

The worst possible ending would be if Voldemort wins.

DumbledoresGirl · 27/02/2006 19:24

Hagrid cops it, I already know that.

MerlinsBeard · 27/02/2006 19:25

well yes DG that would be the worst ending!

HAGRID??? nooooooo

How do u know all this? R u really dumbledores girl or JK rowling??!!!

Nightynight · 27/02/2006 19:26

oh goodness, I hope none of the main characters die, including Neville.

ffs, its supposed to be children's books...really hope that JK Rowling resists the temptation to let too many people die.

DumbledoresGirl · 27/02/2006 19:27

I am Dumbledore's girl through and through (a la Harry being "Dumbledore's man through and through in HBP).

Dumbledore is not dead.

He is currently living it up in my inner sanctum!

tamum · 27/02/2006 19:31

My worst would be "ha ha only joking, there's another 7 books still to come" Wink

DumbledoresGirl · 27/02/2006 19:32

Tamum, that would be my best - as long as there were still enough characters left alive to enjoy.

tamum · 27/02/2006 19:34

:) Next time I see her in Woollies I'll suggest it, LM

expatinscotland · 27/02/2006 19:35

Y'all come off it! Dumby's dead! Voldy 1) doesn't have any ability to love 2) Couldn't have made Harry into a horcrux b/c it was at the moment he tried to curse Harry that that charm made him lose all his powers.

Yeah, I think Hagrid's definitely going to cop it - after all, he doesn't have a wand so he's hosed when the sh*t goes down and they all start fighting.

Sirius is pushing daisies, too. But I think his bro' Regulus isn't really dead.

hunkermunker · 27/02/2006 19:36

Agree wtih Tamum and was just about to post similar Grin

AliceWonderland · 27/02/2006 19:36

to be continued

WideAwake · 27/02/2006 19:37

Harry having a new sibling who is then the subject of any more books by JK Rowling....

expatinscotland · 27/02/2006 19:37

How many horcuxes are still left? I mean, RAB destroyed the locket, Dumby got rid of the ring, Harry torched the diary, and one of them is in a living being - perhaps Nagini?

Am I missing another known one?

Did he ever get hold of Helga Hufflepuff's cup?

spacedonkey · 27/02/2006 19:42

I just loved the "Lord Voldemort BSc Hons" bit at the end!

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DumbledoresGirl · 27/02/2006 19:47

You do not know that RAB destroyed the horcrux in the locket. He took it that is all. He might not have destroyed it.

expatinscotland · 27/02/2006 19:48

he/she intended to destroy it, at least that is what he/she wrote. but he/she may have been killed before that, as he fully expected to die. also, whoever he/she is, he/she wants Voldy to be mortal again.

expatinscotland · 27/02/2006 19:50

Either way, Snape wasted Dumby and that's that.

DumbledoresGirl · 27/02/2006 19:51

If Snape killed Dumbledore and I say only if, it was done on Dumbledore's orders.

expatinscotland · 27/02/2006 19:53

Yep, think he did w/Dumby's full knowledge, and that's why Dumby petrified Harry, b/c he knew he'd get in the way of what needed to happen.

But if he did make an Unbreakable Vow w/him to never harm Harry, then of course he has to die if he breaks it.

expatinscotland · 27/02/2006 19:54

So let's see, how many of us think Harry's going to cop it?

I do.