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What would be the worst possible ending of the last Harry Potter book?

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spacedonkey · 27/02/2006 17:03

(I have nicked the idea for this thread from another forum I post on so I can't take credit for it)

My lame contribution was:

" ... and Harry woke up to find it had all been an incredible dream ..."

Then someone suggested that it could end with Voldy writing a letter of apology ...

"dear mr potter, sorry for trying to do you in all these years, i saw so many similarities between the two of us and i suppose i was jealous of how well you handle things, and you're so good at quidditch.

sorry for killing your parents, i just get so angry sometimes and i'd heard this thing about having to kill you and i just got carried away

oh yeah, and sorry for the scar

yours

Lord Voldemort BSC Hons"

PMSL

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Blandmum · 27/02/2006 17:19

Voldermort sighed, ' I love Harry, and want to have your babies'

mummycan · 27/02/2006 18:27

Voldemort is Harry's Dad - a la Star Wars

expatinscotland · 27/02/2006 18:41

Ron or Hermoine die. That would suck.

Ever wonder why Harry hasn't just busted up and gone postal on people who treat him a certain way just b/c who his dad was? Snape, for example. I'd have just gone OFF on his book ass about the 6th time he brought up my dad. I'd have just been like, 'I didn't even fcking KNOW him, so could you fcking let it go already?'

Man if I had his life and I was 16 I'd probably find death a relief.

I think he's going to bite it, tbh, along w/Voldy, but I'll be pretty miffed in poor Ron, Hermoine or Neville bite it.

expatinscotland · 27/02/2006 18:42

Also, shouldn't he be getting pretty pissed off right about now? I mean, Voldy pretty much ruined his entire life and taken everyone he ever loved. I'd be after him like a bullet, b/c hey, wtf do I have to lose? My life is already s*it.

Flibbertygibbet · 27/02/2006 18:44

I don't like neat resolutions, and "all live happily ever after" ... so I would like lots of dead bodies and misery! (It's not very likely though is it?)
But then I'm a Hardy gal at heart Grin

expatinscotland · 27/02/2006 18:46

Well, it's pretty much a given that Snape's going to get it.

My other guesses are: Draco, Harry and Voldy.

One of the Weasleys has to go, so I'm venturing maybe Percy.

Oh, Bella's going to die, too, probably b/c Neville will finally grow up, get a backbone, get majorly pissed that she f'd up his life by whacking out his parents, and get medieval on her ass.

Blandmum · 27/02/2006 18:48

neville is going to be important in the last book....he is getting better at spells etc and there has to be a reason for this.

Draco will be saved and come over to th egood side.

Snape is really a hero and will die saving harry

Enid · 27/02/2006 18:50

the worst possible ending would be that she leaves it open for more derivative shite

Wink
expatinscotland · 27/02/2006 18:50

I think Snape made an Unbreakable Vow w/Dumby that he'd always protect Harry out of guilt for his part in getting them killed. Also, rememeber that James once saved his life - Dumby told him that in the first book.

I think Draco and Harry are toast.

canadianmum · 27/02/2006 18:51

I still can't believe Dumbledore's dead, I think i actually cried Blush. Maybe he can come back?

Just like when Obi Wan Kenobi died, couldn't believe it. How sad am I????? :)

expatinscotland · 27/02/2006 18:51

Sorry, Dumby told Harry that James once saved Snape's life.

Twiglett · 27/02/2006 18:51

to be continued ....

expatinscotland · 27/02/2006 18:52

Nah, Canadian, he's history. No coming back. Snape had to kill him to save face. I'm sure he knew that, that's why he petrified Harry when he was under that cloak.

It'd be cool if Fawkes the phoenix came back, tho :o

Twiglett · 27/02/2006 18:52

ha .. just read thread .. agree with Enid Grin...again

expatinscotland · 27/02/2006 18:54

Just b/c you all like all that high-brown poncey drivel. Leave us w/the 'Heat' magazine of literature in peace!

Hell, I'm not ashamed to admit I read Terry Pratchett, too!

expatinscotland · 27/02/2006 18:54

:o

Avalon · 27/02/2006 18:55

Voldemort is Dumbledore's (twin) brother as in the Weirdstone of Brisingamen.

expatinscotland · 27/02/2006 18:55

He can't be, Ave, he was way older than Tom. He went and got Tom Riddle to come to Hogwart's.

expatinscotland · 27/02/2006 18:56

Canadian
My sister cried when Obi Wan died and I laughed at her Blush. She was sooooo angry w/me. But that just made me laugh even harder . . .

canadianmum · 27/02/2006 18:58

expat, you are evil Wink

Twinkles · 27/02/2006 18:59

Hi, reading your convos, have to believe d's coming back or i shall sink into a deep depression.Sad

Avalon · 27/02/2006 19:00

Ah, but, expat, Dumbledore is much older/his mum had a magic last pregnancy Wink.

expatinscotland · 27/02/2006 19:01

Nah, he can't come back. Only one person has ever survived the killing curse, and that's Harry.

Face it, peeps, he's dead and Harry's on his own. He's toast.

Blandmum · 27/02/2006 19:02

d wil come back

Harry's scar is a horcrux. V placed all his ability to love in harry, that is why d keeps banging on about it.

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