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NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS BEING SLIM FEELS

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VoulezVouzCrochezAvecJACK · 13/05/2010 22:12

Sorry. I think I killed the last one.

I have done 100 sit ups in penance.
Please forgive me.

I am Jack
Jack is fat
But not much longer

Was 17 4
Now 16 1

As you were.

OP posts:
bobbiewickham · 15/05/2010 19:16

I know, Jack!

How does one avoid it? Sometimes it happens by accident.

bobbiewickham · 15/05/2010 19:17

Oh no, Nom.

Try to work out the trajectory.

Hope you find it, though.

Poor dd. Impressed that she confessed. I wouldn't have.

dinkystinky · 15/05/2010 19:18

Nom - hope you find it. Fingers crossed its just rolled under the bed. Bet she'll never do dressing up again.

Bobbie - get out the skip. You'll spoil your pretty new frock. Just goes to show that its worth making friends with sales staff though - I remember going to habitat to buy a rug and a nice staff member putting it through on staff discount for me as I was a nice customer who was very patient about them having to find it as opposed to the snooty mare in front of me...

NomDePlume · 15/05/2010 19:18

she tried to wriggle out with some cock and bull about it 'disappearing' but her eyes were filling up and she is the worst liar in the world

NomDePlume · 15/05/2010 19:19

I was calm.

Anyway, I now have to find it.

See you tmrw!

NomDePlume · 15/05/2010 19:20

she's a good girl but sadly has the common sense of a 7 year old, being 7 and all.

Original poster
VoulezVouzCrochezAvecJACK · 15/05/2010 19:21

Oh dear nom, I'd be raging. Your poor dd!

bobbie, I know

OP posts:
dinkystinky · 15/05/2010 19:25

One of my friend's DS'es SWALLOWED her engagement ring (thank god she had small fingers and a small setting on it!). She still wears it. Am not quite brave enough to ask her how they extricated it..

bobbiewickham · 15/05/2010 19:27

Glad it's not just me, Jack.

I love it when kids lie badly.

I caught my ds2 nicking something out of the fridge the other week.

I confronted him and he denied it.

I said, "Look, ds2, I know you took something, what did you take?"

He took a deep breath and said "Salad".

It was a Kitkat

dinkystinky · 15/05/2010 19:30

Be honest Bobs, how freaked out would you have been if Ds2 had actually been raiding the fridge for salad?

bobbiewickham · 15/05/2010 19:43

Very.

It was so cute, bless him.

cyb · 15/05/2010 19:49

lol @ bobbie 'Helps me get to sleep'

bobbiewickham · 15/05/2010 19:50

It does!!

I had a spate of mega migraines once.

Someone recommended wanking as a cure.

It works.

Opens up the old blood vessels.

Apparently

cyb · 15/05/2010 19:53

oh I'm with you on that one all the way! tee Hee

NomDePlume · 15/05/2010 20:00

funny, my neurologist hasn't suggested that one yet.

(Found the ring btw. All is well)

Lol @ the 'salad' fibette.

NomDePlume · 15/05/2010 20:00

mind you, I'd prob punch him if he did as I have to work with him on a daily basis

bobbiewickham · 15/05/2010 20:10

Glad you found your ring.

Can't say I've ever tested the theory.

Last thing on my mind when I've got a right throbber on.

NomDePlume · 15/05/2010 20:13

"right throbber on"

I hope you mean the migraine, bobs

MamaG · 15/05/2010 20:13

glad yo found your ring nom

eww at all you wankers
just ahve sex fgs

cyb · 15/05/2010 20:14

what with a passing tradesman

YOUNNNG MANNN

bobbiewickham · 15/05/2010 20:16

Oh, absolutely, Nom.

Not always convenient, MamaG.

Whereas a bit of flying solo is always, erm, handy.

NomDePlume · 15/05/2010 20:17

plus you can't always be arsed with the pleasing someone else side of things

cyb · 15/05/2010 20:18

I've eaten half a raspberry trifle tonight. By jingo it was delicious. THE most delicious thing Ive eaten in a looong time

NomDePlume · 15/05/2010 20:19

I'll join you in confession corner cyb. I have eaten 3.5 scoops of rum & raisin ice cream. Also gorgeous

bobbiewickham · 15/05/2010 20:19

So true, Nom, so true.

Cyb, I must confess I have biffed two custard creams, and they were far-hicking gawjus.