NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS BEING SLIM FEELS

[cyb]

'ello 'ello

ooh i had a bit of cake today [schok]

You are bread obsessed.

this

itwas DELISH and v light so surely Diet Cake, non?

it was organic raisin and walnut bread. twas probably sugar in bread thats made me

ooh and vote required

yes or no

should i tell a colleague that its HUGELY wanky to end her emails with
"grassy arse"
"mercy buckets"
and similar?

I criiiiiinge every time and think "cock"

you can't beat freshly baked sfot whtie bread with REAL butter on

'baked in the shape of a dove' HA!

does she really do that every time

first time is funny

second time is sad

third time's a slap

and where are you going to get those firemen from

I know
fabulous isn't it

I thought it was a cross, for Easter

Tesco

Bugger. I bought that Rocks organic juice and didn't notice it had sugar in it. I really need to wear my glasses more. I've drunk a bottle in 4 days.

oh God a good diet tip here

DH showed me a photo on the net t'other day

it was vhe VILEST thing I've ever seen]
I don't know why he showed it to me

if I linked to it, i would be banned
I daren't even tell you the title

suffice to say I'm still having flashbacks

Oh oh my hair looks preety good actually so I want to do haircuts at the fair thingy.

I only know 2 styles though, but I can't see that being a problem.

have you cut it yourself coco? photo.

MamaG - yes. Do it for all of us. Cock.

I've just spoken to DH and he is all limp and passive (possibly because of lack of sleep last night but still). I have emailed him all possible info and links and timetables, TWICE now. I have put together a water-tight itinerary from Granada via Madrid to Paris. There are Eurostar tickets avail from tues, and he won't get there until wed anyway, so that's ok. And he's still confused and sounds like he needs a bit of a slap, frankly. I could be nice and blame it on stress/tiredness, but he is crap at international travel and that's a fact.

Tell us using puppetry.

i took this photo after swimming today so it's a bit messy

I wouldnt let coco near my hair if you paid me

JunoWatt - I think some one has done the obligatory yell at Jackbauer. Jack - higher up the thread there's a list of the thread abbreviations in case you get lost anywhere...

That loud parenting thread is so depressing.

You don't know what you're missing cyb, i even bought new gardening shears tday.

Whatever you do Coco, dont let BO near those shears....

for the record it's not all scatology i have a problem with, just people weighing their own shit and telling us all about it..

wagamama's miso chicken ramen, yum yum yum. substituted noodles for wholemeal noods and they were actually much nicer anyway. left most of them, though, and schluuuuurped the soup. (while looking JEALOUSLY at the chicken katso curry being inhaled by chum).

Aitch - sorry to butt in (no pun intended)what were the best beans for the mash?

Made gorgeous soup just now.

Two carrots.

Some butternut squash (as much as I could hack off the fecking thing without having to actually peel it)

An onion.

Veg stock.

Sweat onion. Add chopped veg and some curry powder. Sweat a bit more. Add stock. Simmer. Whizz.

It was like velvet.

And I kept it down.

Appetite slowly returning. Buggerbollocksfeck.

MamaG
I had to read Grassy Arse twice before I got it.

you could reply using ever worsening puns.