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A space to talk openly about weight loss journeys and challenges. Mumsnet hasn't checked the qualifications of anyone posting here. You may wish to speak to a medical professional before starting any diet.

NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS BEING SLIM FEELS

952 replies

cyb · 30/03/2010 19:47

Here we are again

AND RELAX......

OP posts:
ZoneBakewell · 01/04/2010 16:41

the fact that your giant engorged deadened lip was hanging down may have dampened his ardour anyway

cocolepew · 01/04/2010 16:41

Tart

MamaGlee · 01/04/2010 16:46

I cant remember last time. def not since last fri

cocolepew · 01/04/2010 16:50

Hmmm I would try something if it's been a week.

BudaisintheZONE · 01/04/2010 16:55

Ok - have name changed!

Does it make me look slimmer?????

MamaGlee - PMSL at your 'come on' to the builder!!!! Was that before or after you took your top off earlier???

Right. Have read through. You all talk a LOT!

I am also not a teacher btw. Wouldn't have patience. Would prob have killed some little darling by now.

Forgot to plan tonight's dinner so bought a chicken after DS's megashort haircut and it is now in the oven. I will have a lentil salad with mine. Will do potatoes and salad for DH I think.

Hungry when got back from being out so have had a pear and an apple. I am in the Zone!

MamaGlee - why am I looking at your recipe for Simnel cake to my right???? I have never had simnel cake and we are going away with friends on Sunday and until I got into the Zone I was going to make one and take it with us. I was also going to make hot cross buns on Friday. CAn't do that now obv.

MamaGlee · 01/04/2010 16:56

ok have taken 3 lax tabs

pack said 2 but I have tummyach and NEED to go
so wanted to be sure

MamaGlee · 01/04/2010 16:56

laxitive talk on anorexic thread

ZoneaLisa · 01/04/2010 16:58

I've namechanged. Can you guess who I am? Clue is "I'm having takeaway pizza for tea".

MamaGlee · 01/04/2010 16:59

coco

ZoneaLisa · 01/04/2010 17:00

Humph.

Could you not have taken 2 and then waited to see? [worried]

ReshapeWhileDamp · 01/04/2010 17:01

eeeek. Make sure you have a clear run to the bog.

AnzoneioBanderas · 01/04/2010 17:01

god you ARE abeaut today mg
HUGE fat lip
bleeding gums and shitty arse

ZoneaLisa · 01/04/2010 17:04

She's a catch alright.

NomDePlume · 01/04/2010 17:05

What are corn thins ?

Feeling like I've lost something this week. Crap day at work but managed to stay in the zone. Boss bought me a packet of mini eggs and I ate 2. I thought 2 as pretty good, given that I love mini eggs and could easily eat a whole family size bag in one sitting.

Today's food is/will be...

  • 2 mini eggs
  • 2 bananas
  • a tuna & cucumber sandwich on wholemeal bread from the canteen at work
  • a bag of s&v snack a jacks
  • DH's spicy stir fried chicken in hoi-sin sauce with spring onions, ginger, red chillies and pak choi
  • fat free yogurt with pomegranate seeds
MamaGlee · 01/04/2010 17:05

I haven't taken any before [anxious]
surely ONE MORE can't make any difference?

BudaisintheZONE · 01/04/2010 17:06

OMG MamaG - I would not like to be in vicinity when those laxatives take effect! Hope they work for you though. Very uncomfortable being constipated for that long I would imagine though.

MamaGlee · 01/04/2010 17:07

are you all winding me up?

Should I put one of BabyG's napies on just in case?

NomDePlume · 01/04/2010 17:08

jesus mg, you sound a state today

[supportive]

dinkystinky · 01/04/2010 17:09

MamaGlee - get some linseeds and chuck some on your bran flakes in the morning. Will keep you regular poo-wise. Also certain fruit good for poo-age - plums and pears are best (says she with a DS1 who used to have poo-issues).

Reshape - if you're on WW's try the Wendy plan (one superhigh day followed by superlow and juggling around your points all the time) - shocks your body into weight loss (sometimes it gets used to being in the zone without any loss occuring). It will shift honest.

Coco - surely your name should be No-zone?

MamaGlee · 01/04/2010 17:09

God I know

I have a spot next to my lip, at the side
I have teh burn which is small but visible in the middle of my bottom lip which looks like a cold sore

I have stomachache

my roots need doing

What a catch

MamaGlee · 01/04/2010 17:10

I've had LOADS of fruit this week

just cvall me Mark Fowler

dinkystinky · 01/04/2010 17:10

Gah, fricking deal that has been ruining my life has just been put on hold. Am off home now for red wine and low fat WW sausage casserole tonight (portion works out as only 6 points - bargain!)

dinkystinky · 01/04/2010 17:11

MamaGlee - go perch near to the loo. Something tells me your tummy ache will become chronic when those laxs hit.

ZoneaLisa · 01/04/2010 17:12

[glares at dinky]

If you haven't taken them befor a little tip. If you start to gurgle, run to the toilet.

ReshapeWhileDamp · 01/04/2010 17:12

MamaG - when I say I thought I was going to die when I took a lax, perhaps that was an exaggeration. It was quite violent though and went on (in bursts) for about half a day. Obv we're all different, and I agree that if you haven't been for a week, you NEED to! Hope it's all ok.

Dinky - never heard of that! Might try it. Superhigh being what? high points? Or does it mean a freeforall with the chocolate?