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A space to talk openly about weight loss journeys and challenges. Mumsnet hasn't checked the qualifications of anyone posting here. You may wish to speak to a medical professional before starting any diet.

NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS BEING SLIM FEELS

837 replies

MamaG · 24/03/2010 19:59

WelCOME all to the no mercy school of short term dieting.
everyone is doing their own thing wiht amazing results.

remember think when you contemplate hoggery

" eating it wont make me happy"
and vivsualise that perfeectly fitting waistband or long slim legs in the summer.

OP posts:
cyb · 25/03/2010 17:11

thanks

perhaps my tee shirt is really heavy?

bobbiewickham · 25/03/2010 17:12

God, t shirts weigh a ton.
Famous for it

BariatricObama · 25/03/2010 17:15

no good will come of all this niceness

come on fatties face the fat!!!!!!!!!!

ZONE! ZONE! ZONE!

[glazed expression]

cyb · 25/03/2010 17:18

Oh, I'm facing it all right. I'm positively jiggling it up and down

MamaGoblin · 25/03/2010 17:27

Never mind the fat - could someone shout at me to get on with the vacuuming? Now DS is awake I have NO EXCUSE. And I'm sat on my lardarse under the laptop.

cyb · 25/03/2010 17:29

DO IT WOMAN

SuSylvester · 25/03/2010 17:33

god oyu lot
i have been remanding in custard all day

and you have all gone mad

I LOVE THAT PIE CHART UNDERTONE

can you do one tomorrow for all of us

you can be our statto

MmeLindt · 25/03/2010 17:33

I used to laugh at weightwatchers as the ladies removed watches and earrings before getting weighed. One woman brought a wee pair of slippers with her every week, really light ones.

You are not heavier or lighter because you have a tshirt on or off, or you have had a poo or not. It is just numbers.

Says she who has found the best place on the tiles for weighing least.

And I discovered that if I lean backward a bit then I weigh less too.

SuSylvester · 25/03/2010 17:35

oh no you are wrong

the poo counts
lol i did htta with flip flops

MamaG · 25/03/2010 18:15

are yiou all still fat?

I can not read 2 million posts to find otu

OP posts:
Undertone · 25/03/2010 18:16
SuSylvester · 25/03/2010 18:17

oh good we have got oyu
how do you want us to post

you canbe all bossy now UNdertone.

no we arnet fat
we are losing VAST amounts

SuSylvester · 25/03/2010 18:17

by the way that pork yest was really really nice

Undertone · 25/03/2010 18:23

Right. I need:

Start weight (lbs or kilos)
Target weight (lbs or kilos)
Weight lost so far (lbs or kils - I can convert)

So I would be:
216
154
6.6

No stats tomorrow, no low-fat-pie chart.

gherkinwithapurplemerkin · 25/03/2010 18:24

Bit nairvous about weighin tomoz.
Am hopig for at least 1lb off - one disappeared in the wk and then came back. The Boomerang BackFat, if you will.
And all the bleeding ret of you have lost 28lbs a day and posted smugly.Grrr

SuSylvester · 25/03/2010 18:28

GOD I LOVE UNDERTONE

she does everythign i cant
accuracy, method, etcetc

AuldAlliance · 25/03/2010 18:40

Themasterandmaragaritas (was going to call you by your initials, but the confectionery alarms would have gone berserk), welcome to the kilo club.
I too would be happy to lose a couple of kg. But I am not happy at cutting out bread, biscuits and junk, replacing them with steamed veg & quinoa, and putting on weight as a result.

The bitterest irony is that while I am faffing about trying to lose a bit of flab, poor little DS2 is fading away to nothing. He has had a tummy bug since Sun night, D&V galore, and is eating bugger all. A BF now and then, a meal at the CM's which he promptly threw up everywhere.a
He is all thin, wan and listless.
Waited an hour in doctor's waiting room, after which the queue had moved by one patient and it was 6:30 pm, closing time. So we left. Will try and pin doctor down tomorrow, as am getting worried.

SuSylvester · 25/03/2010 19:03

LOOK

cocolepew · 25/03/2010 19:10

stats

start - 10st 11lb

loss - 0

on - 1lb

target - anything

might look more promising tomorrow

duckyfuzz · 25/03/2010 19:11

ffs stop posting so much!

luckily I have a day off tomorrow so will be able to keep up

love the pie chart, can't remember anything else so will re-read, taking notes as I go

BariatricObama · 25/03/2010 19:15

i saw that su who has time to exercise for an hour every day ffs! its enough to drive me back into the arms of the nutella jar

isthatporridgeinyourhair · 25/03/2010 19:16

135
121
6.5

Thanks Undertone!

duckyfuzz · 25/03/2010 19:17

an hour a day! I give up, where's the chocolate?

AuldAlliance · 25/03/2010 19:18

55.5kg
53kg (and no hamsters or muffins)
+0.3

cocolepew · 25/03/2010 19:18

I came over all ER there "Stat!"

Never knew what it meant. Quickly? Now?