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A space to talk openly about weight loss journeys and challenges. Mumsnet hasn't checked the qualifications of anyone posting here. You may wish to speak to a medical professional before starting any diet.

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NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS BEING SLIM FEELS

966 replies

SuSylvester · 20/03/2010 14:55

old thread too big.

WelCOME all to the no mercy school of short term dieting.
everyone is doing their own thing wiht amazing results.

remember think when you contemplate hoggery

" eating it wont make me happy"
and vivsualise that perfeectly fitting waistband or long slim legs in the summer.

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bobbiewickham · 24/03/2010 17:24

Ooh, I remember that from when I did SW years ago...might dig out my "green days" recipe book.

cocolepew · 24/03/2010 17:24

Noddy I don't think I'm losing weight though, I'm here under false pretences.

If I cut out alot I know I wouldn't stick with it and the weight would go back on.

I'm having a Double Decker tonight.

SuSylvester · 24/03/2010 17:25

i was trying to do a roll call to use as ammo when mn hq want to shut us downa nd run us outta town.

but it failed at 9 for gods sake.

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SuSylvester · 24/03/2010 17:26

cocolepew

YOU FAT FAT HEIFER

do not haev a double decker
or we will put you in hte middle
stand in a circle around you and sing our team song

" fat girl in the ring tra la lala laaaa"

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cocolepew · 24/03/2010 17:27

Sticks and stones.

SuSylvester · 24/03/2010 17:28

ad.. annd.... you weil WEEP on the beach

( go di am not convincing am I?)

COEM ON DONT GIVE UP or its all in vain

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noddyholder · 24/03/2010 17:28

What is the counting for?I thought it was pounds lost!But is it something to do with the op title? Change it to joan collins you can never be too thin or too rich and we can start saving aswell

cyb · 24/03/2010 17:29

RIGHT COCO

Step AWAY from the wotsits

I don't care if you love'em
I don't care how many calories they are
they are not a good food for you to eat

ditto kitkat

We are retraining bad habits here, lady,not filling up on rubbish

As you were

bobbiewickham · 24/03/2010 17:29

Su you are Marjorie Dawes

SuSylvester · 24/03/2010 17:29

no was trying to add up how many users we have

FRIDAY IS NOW TOTAL LOSS POSTING DAY

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SuSylvester · 24/03/2010 17:29

cyb is the herman goering to my adolf

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SuSylvester · 24/03/2010 17:30

..adn just as about as attractive

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gherkinwithapurplemerkin · 24/03/2010 17:32

gherkin - 10

gherkinwithapurplemerkin · 24/03/2010 17:33

Are MNHQ shutting us?

That's rubbish. all those ante-natal thread about minty sperm (barf) and cunting sainbos got into classics

cocolepew · 24/03/2010 17:34

I was giving up the wotsits today I'm thinking picked onion monster munch next.

I'm not eating biscuits/cake/buns at work, not the rest of my life

I'm now eating a fruit salad.
I should get a medal or something.

cocolepew · 24/03/2010 17:34

"minty sperm"?
[puts down fruit salad]

gherkinwithapurplemerkin · 24/03/2010 17:36

coc - zizactly. That one ran and ran...

LeSingeEstDansLarbre · 24/03/2010 17:37
  1. aitch.

dh and the kids are having new pots, fish fingers and peas. i will be having a bowl of ratatouille, which i love. odd day today as have been run off feet, celeriac soup for breakfast (as it was quickest thing cos on stove already), pot of cottage cheese and coffee for lunch (although consumed only about half an hour ago) and ratatat for dinner. might have some cheese on it.

hairdresser noticed weight loss IMMEDIATELY. and that is why i have a big, gay hairdresser.

LeSingeEstDansLarbre · 24/03/2010 17:37

oh and hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiideous day, geordie. you poor thing. appeal the ticket by sending the real one in, they'll let you off.

SuSylvester · 24/03/2010 17:38

well done aitchey

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LeSingeEstDansLarbre · 24/03/2010 17:38

aitch 11. soz.

NomDePlume · 24/03/2010 17:40

Oy oy.

[elbows way into room]

I am on WW. Lost 5lbs in 3wks. Steady but not gobsmacking progress but not got a lot to lose, prob only about another 4 - 6lbs max.

gherkinwithapurplemerkin · 24/03/2010 17:42

Hello Nom, fellow Wuzzer person - thought you were superskinny these days anyway? (sassy by another name)

LeSingeEstDansLarbre · 24/03/2010 17:45

helloooo sassy and nom...

HumphreyCobbler · 24/03/2010 17:46

Humph - 12

I think

I am about to eat a sausage.
But I didn't eat any cake, even though I MADE it.

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