I'm with you all in spirit
And I shall dare to step on those scales one day very soon.
If it makes you all feel any better I have had a stomach bug (sicky) and, what with my 'large' girth I have had a few raised eyebrows.
I reckon I need a T-shirt pointing to my rotund persona shouting.....
"NO I'M NOT........ I'M JUST FAT"
(... or perhaps not)