Ok, I'm far too fat. What thread should I join? Fancy bullying me Cod?

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I must have wine. That's my only stipulation. Can't do without it.

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I want to lose two stone - which won't make me thin (far from it) but will make me feel normal. I'm a tight size 16 atm which is the biggest I have ever been in my whole life by quite a long way, and I feel DREADFUL.
I can't exercise. I work, have ds (3) and dd (3months) and she sleeps through but doesn't go down until 8pm and sometimes later. Oh, and no proper childcare. I do walk about with them on nice days.
Anyway, I'll stop wittering here in a gloomy way and find the MN Mamas....
Thanks!

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But you are a great bully - I've seen you doing it! Can't face WW. Too hideous.

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Tell me more about this vegetable soup....

can you help me too?

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Oo-er marjorie! What kind of crackers? Can we start Tuesday plse - coming back from mini-hols on Monday.
Have horrid cruel digital scales already. They don't like me, you know. They say rude things about my weight.

mine says 'get off'

Oh sorry dior -that post was aimed at Cod, not you! I'm sure you are lovely and bloomin' svelte too. I don't think ww is awful per se, but I can't face it and don't think I could get to a meeting because I'm breastfeeding solidly from 6.30 to 8pm every night atm. And then I just want to lie down in a darkened room!

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And it's a big FAT lie that b/feeding makes you thin, dammit.

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Ok Cod. How much walking is a glass a wine? Can I have a bowl of homemade oaty muesli as porridge makes me go all icky. The rest sounds fine. Am having steak and salad for dinner in a minute.
Does the soup have to be homemade. Bet the answer is yes, she says gloomily.
Fancy joining me Misdee?

Frilled meat??

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Running eh? Do you now have taut thighs with no ripply bits?

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