The poor creature and poor you, it sounds miserable. Seriously some people, they shouldn't be allowed custody of a spoon let alone a living thing. The dog must have heard me complaining or he's having a lie in, all quiet so far. My last nerve has been v close to the surface, everything was like salt in the wound.
Your honeymoon sounds fabulous, well may you enjoy it and not one second of weight worry are you to have!
I slept decently last night, today I'm just bunged up/puffy & lethargic. Getting there