KATYBUMPERS NORK SWINGING WEIGHTLOSS CLUB ALL WELCOME

[katylessbumpy]

come on ...roll up ,roll up
lose weight ,have a laugh,a chat.swap recipies and feel the luuurve

we will lose a stone(or more) by easter

nork swinging optional

Is there rules/guidelines for this club??

I would like to join in somewhere after New Years day, when all choccies etc gone & temptations removed.

no rules milliways,just a desire to lose weight .
we tend to post our menus and then give advice ,support etc.
recipes are always welcome

Can I join too? I lost 1/2 stone in the run-up to Xmas, combination of stress and gym

I need to lose at least 2 stone, but would settle for dropping a dress size and toning up!

watcha girls

nice to see some new faces. You are ALL so welcome. We tend to just have a natter, post what we are eating every day, which to me, is really helpful. If i am having to think about what I eat, and actually be honest and write it down, for all to see then I at least think about what i actually put in my mouth!

We also post recipes, suggestions and ideas.. and basically, the MOST important thing of all: GIVE PLENTY OF MORAL SUPPORT

THe Girls on here have been a fantastic source of emotional and practical support to me this last few months. I dont know what i'd have done without them all

So, like I said, onwards and upward, for life, and downwards for weight!

Been relatively good today so far, however, will be going down hill a little, no food in the fridge and me and DH have decided to have fish and chips. then go shopping tomorrow and start really well, again.

Hope you are all well.

susie ,do you have mushy peas?if so i'm there

can I join too?
Need to lose a stone and never been on a diet before. promise to give lots of moral support to others as well...

what susiecutiemincepies said naturopath
tiz a great thread,all moral support welcome.

do be prepared for random dawn nork swinging though although i think it should wait til it's warmer or i may have someones eyeout pmsl

trust me to lower the tone

and thats without baileys

Now I like the idea of the nork swinging, can we make it for noon instead of dawn. Ever since moving to this house I have wanted to do a misty morn nude romp through the garden. DH would love it, but DS1 would be horrified (and probably put me in a home) and DS2 would probably join me. Lovely secluded garden with nooks and crannies for hanky panky.

As I am new.. would you please explain nork swinging...it sounds delightfully naughty.

can I join

I have SBS if that helps my potential for joining?

(saggy boobs syndrome)

ok,nork swinging came about because i was prattling on about being positive and looking on the bright side instead of moaning all the time(as i used to do) but it came out sounding more like a mantra and that i swung my norks to the rising sun everymorning whilst chanting"i will be thin.i will be thin".it then progressed to singing(can you guess the song?) and nipple tassles(edible ones) was highly amusing!!
stick around ladies,it gets worse.
mumofdjandp..i'm with you and the saggyness.dh says my springs have gone

ooh...i can definitely join in there as the norks are certainly quite swingable ..post BF and all that...I am also quite game to help lower the tone if necessary.

Edible nipple tassles - the mind boggles!

(Are they very calorific?)

did you guess the song?...pollywolly,susiecutie,mylittlepudding ssshhhh

Were the nipple tassles fat free ?
... am not so good at song titles...g'wan tell.

only as a treat!

Oh lord!!! They won't fit on these boobs that's for sure. Would need some rather high calorie sticky stuff to hold them on... and might lose an eye in the process...ROFL

i had mine made the size of a dinner plate
all together now "" swing low........"

oh it hurts I am laughing so much...

Did you know you actually burn a lot of cals laughing?

Any suggestions for funny vids/DVD's... I think I have found my preferred form of excercise!

peter kay either live on stage or max and paddy .i always fancied the excercise video to but never got round to buying it .

the only excercise I do willingly is the stuff that gets things done...or if there is someone after me with a gun..

i think any excercise that gets you off your bum more than normal is good . i might even try to have more s.e.x but i enjoy taking dd for a walk in her buggy too.
i must have alook through the original thread and see what we used to do.it was successful until christmas got it's greedy hands on us

i'm not weighing til next week so don't know the damage that my toast cravings have caused

can you tell dh is playing with dd.i am actually getting some pc time!