Hi everybody, thanks for the thread
I normally post once on threads like these then disappear and eat for six months 
Not this time! I was happy as a size 12ish and 70kg, now a chunky frumpy looking 14/16, god knows how much I weigh, probably 80kg+, and my waist measurement earlier made me cry. I'm looking on the bright side by laughing at my absolutely terrible food and exercise habits (chocolate for breakfast anyone?? not strong enough to swim a length) which come of being naturally skinny for years and not having to try very hard. Like how long did I think I was going to get away with that?? I'm probably lucky it's not worse.
Just done my first ever shred (quite a shock when I thought "Ok I'm not doing too badly here" and then it turns out that was just the warm up). Aiming for 5 x a week, have NEVER exercised that much before. I'm also doing some walks with friends every couple of weekends.
Alcohol, after years of overdoing it I've been nearly dry for 10 weeks now but last 2 weeks I have been lax and it shows. Back on it! I love the way my skin looks when I'm not drinking.
Food, I'm going to go for "mostly eating sensibly". I reckon addressing a problematic relationship with booze and exercise five times a week is enough to be getting on with! I love the sound of some of the food you're all making though.
Tomorrow going to buy scales because I've been too chicken to own any, but that's no good or I'm not going to see the progress.
I am going to see progress aren't I.