Roll up, Roll up You Lactating Losers .. for today

[Twiglett]

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lol Twiglett!

Twiglett

Day 1 for me - initial target () is 42 pounds.

I don't want to sound like a dipso but please am I allowed some alcohol in my week - "challenging" 3 year old and crying 5.5 week old plus often useless dh = solace in a wine bottle needed at the end of the day (a manicure/facial/bath etc just doesn't have the same effect I'm afraid).

10:35am and unusually for me no choc has passed my lips, just 2 pieces of toast and I think I willnow go have some fruit.

Target is only 14 1/4 pounds now, but that's because I lost 3lbs in the last 2 days from eating some dodgy fish and throwing my guts up - so I'm not going to be too distressed if this week isn't good. (Oh God I'm making excuses already)
Food consumed so far today - 1 coffee with a spoonful of sugar (tried it without but just couldn't) and a peach.

My goal is 21lbs. Do we have confess already what we have eaten???

I started off very well so far this morning and had 1.5 cups of tea with 1/2 a sugar, prunes with plain yogurt and errrrmmmm (whisper) a packet of salt n shake crisps

17 lbs for me ...

Well I'm at 23 lbs to loose.

Glad you've started a new thread twiglett because the other one has gone loopy. I'm not cutting out alcohol monkeygirl but limiting it a little. Otherwise just sensible eating and cut down on the sweet things.

Can I join in please? It might help motivate me. I need to lose 14 lb to start with. Can't give up the wine though - I shall limit it to weekends.

So far today ...... two slices of toast and marmite, one banana and an M&S "Count on us"
low cal chicken nacho wrap. The belgian choccies are doing the rounds in this office and I have so far resisted ..... not sure I can keep that up though!! I can smell them ......

well I don't start Weight watchers until tonight so I'm not sure how much I'm gonna have to loose - I'm guessing it will be about 28 - 35Ibs. I'll let you all know tomorrow once I've been weighed!!!!

I'll probably be feeling depressed - no nice food

Come on Sandy balls - you can do it.

If you can smell the chocies go and get some options hot chocolate (low cal) and satisy your choc craving with that!!!!

i need to rid myself of 18 pounds... but have lost 2 since last wednesday.... so 16 left.... i only drink wince weekends and i aint giving that up! i promise not to finish dd's food... no hardship, its all mush! so are wee doing weekly or daily weighing?

Aren't ou supposed to only weight weekely!!!!!

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Hi everyone I feel like its the start of a boxing bout when the commentator says "and in the south west corner weighing in at a substantial 12 stone is scrumpy" I aim to lose 32lbs so I can see my stomache so I can put my belly button ring back in...has not seen the light of day since 3 months pregnant...would not be pleasant sight at the momentgrin{}

Would love to join you....I've lost quite a lot already (don't know how - just put it down to the magic of bf!) however I'm stuck with another 10lb to loose - can't fit into any of my pre-pg clothes still and can't afford to replace my whole wardrobe. Still have fat fingers too so can't wear my engagement ring .
mummyintexas x

And thus spaketh The Twig

Sign In, Sign In all ye who are weak of will, yet stout of frame

Sign In, Sign all ye who are missing from this list

Or I shall rain a plague of ryvita and cottage cheese on thy very heads

(or bump )

Hello

I would like to shift my nice comfy tummy cushion which I reckon would weigh in about 8lbs.

The scales said I was 11.3 and a half yesterday and that's good enough for me.

Need a lot of energy though, running around after a bouncy 3 yr old and an almost walking 10 month old so go easy on me please. Am more than happy to exercise a lot though.

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Can I join in please?
I mix feed dd (9 months old today) but do at least 3 breastfeeds a day..have spent the last 3 months losing 9lbs of the flab but still have 14lbs to go.

Today I weighed in at 9st 10...goal weight 8st 10.

I've been so good all day..but got to go and ice a birthday cake now!

me too, can i join. still doing 2 bf a day (3rd feed is formula) ds 9 months. lost a stone on ww online. put on half a stone in the two weeks since i stopped . weigh 10 1/2 stone. need to lose at least another stone. help me holy ones. i have no willpower when it comes to cheese, rice, pasta or alcohol. i can do no sweets or chocs tho.

Can I join too? pleeeease? I am not breastfeeding (DS is almost 18m now), it seems that this commandments are the only thing needed to control my weight.

Chandra 16 lbs target???

Kif checking in.

Dunno how much i want to lose - think 30lb would get me back to where I was (gulp).

I don't really do any plans - or even that organised - so you guys can laugh at me as my weight keeps moving int he wrong direction.

Still gobsmacked that weight isn't falling off with this new mum lifestyle- constantly on the go, eat when I can, carrying heay sprog around... I've never been this active!

Re: commandments - given subject of this thread Number 5 would require quite a feat of contortionism (and highly peculiar taste) ! Suppose most of you are not first timers...

Are banana chips bad for me? With red wine? Guess who hasn't been to the superwarket for ages... if I don't go soon it'll be hand towels for nappies

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