Woah Happy, you lost 1 Linda on a weekend away? That's incredible, well done! And amazing loss to you too this, everyone's on fire!
Poor you paws, that sounds awful - I find the worst thing about chesty stuff is how badly it affects your sleep, which leaves you gasping for energy. I'm a firm believer that when you're sick you should give your body what it's asking for, and it's the one time when your body probably really is sincerely asking for easily-digestible comforting energy foods like bread and mashed potatoes. Feel better 
Hairspray he's being a right slippery one isn't he
My friend's husband did the same thing, there were three occasions - an anniversary, a birthday and a really romantic holiday - which had us all flapping around, but he didn't go for the obvious bait. Afterwards I asked him about it and he said "well I wasn't going to do something obvious was I, I knew everyone was waiting for the call" 