SLIMTEMBER: Duncan from blue and tea that makes you poo

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It's here!!!!!! Forget all you've ever known about steady, gradual weightloss, SLIMTEMBER IS HERE.

Fucking hell!

Just had a massive wee so thought I would have a cheeky weigh.... 11.9!

Thank you all for the water tip, I could cry I'm so happy.

Unlikely to lose 6lb by morning, but another pound would make me the same as last week, and I would be more than happy with that after this mornings horror!

Hi everyone! Failed dieter here. Same 2 stone on and off.

Now 11 4 5 foot 4. Want to get to 10 by tomorrow obviously

Doing egg diet today no breakfast as would rather laze in bed

L -4 eggs
t 4 eggs

Good think about eggs they fill you up,

Love this thread

Thanks for all your good wishes

No weight loss this morning but I feel a lot less bloated.

DS (21 mths) is eating porridge with raisins and double cream. He keeps saying "Mmm" and rubbing his tummy. Cruel kid.

I am 11.7 today.

That is 6lb lighter than yesterday morning, and only 14lb away from my target again

For breakfast I am having Pukka Detox tea, followed by water and lemon juice, followed by lemon steeped water.

Weigh in at 10.

11.2.5 this morning. That's 2lbs in 2 days. Thanks for the inspiration. Off to Oslo for 3 days today that should put it all on again . Then I will have 1 week to lose 2 stones for holidays. Eek

Well, I'm a whole 1lb down since Monday, so nothing too miraculous here but at least it's going in the right direction.

Fuck. To be my sexiest body weight, I need to be 10 stone.

I've not been 10 stone since I was about 10.

AND I've just received a massive expat order of Mini Cheddars.

Fuck.

Found my glasses. You are all so much brighter!
Weighed:no harm done, phew! I might be even a hair lighter (even by mad scales standards). I really thought after my lack of restrain at dinner last night I was going to be up.

CTK, that's commiment!

I'm trying to pluck the courage to brave the pain of 4th day of strategic muscle exhaustion where I'm asking my accessory muscles to wake up help tighten my big fat ones. I started at the full 30 reps and I'm working my way rapidly down to 1!

I am following a set diet. I am calorie counting with MFP and eating fresh unprocessed food. Still 12 stone this morning but according to my happy scale app I have lost 0.2 lbs in a week so I will take that.

Still the only one without proper weight loss but then I have been the odd one all my life so used to it

DS2 back to school today .

DS1 back tomorrow

Keith 6 down in a day? What?

Itsfab, I've managed to put a 1lb back on since yesterday, despite only being at about 1200 om MFP. Darn it (as my 6-year-old would say).

I tried on my evil skinny jeans and they fit.

Therefore they are no longer a challenge so I bought another pair a size smaller

Impressed by Vitrix

Half a pound lighter here today, and haven't slithered yet. I might wait until I do and see if I weigh any lighter.

Morning all!
DS back to school today, so I have big plans of getting everything done that I couldn't do over the last six weeks. Hopefully being busy will burn some extra cals and keep my mind off of food!
My big danger zone is when DS is at school and I'm procrastinating my jobs are done and I'm watching TV, I just sit and mindlessly stuff food in my big fat gob.

No weight loss here either although time of the month so hoping a stone just falls off in the next day or so.

itsfab these days it takes me ages to just lose the first lb, I think my body is always around 2 weeks behind my food intake. Which is a right pain in the ass when I fall off the wagon and think it's ok as I'm still losing weight...

I'm not sure how accurate MFP is, itsfab. I've be using it to track (and shame me if needed!) what I'm eating to regain a sense of portions, calories, etc. I am weighing everything to make sure. I have notice huge discrepancies in calories in many foods on MFP compared to what a packet or my calorie/carb/fat book says. (often calories are lower on MFP). It might explain the lack of weight loss.

12st7 and 1/8 today's official naked, post poo weigh in. 3/4lb down from yesterday.

CooooooooEeeeeee!

I am feeling extremely cheerful as am following a nuts food replacement jobby and am in ketosis.

I refuse to weigh mind as I unreasonably expect to be down three stones in as many days so will self sab if not.

Anyway loving this thread but want to know if the Pukka one is the shitter tea and who is, er Duncan.

Bummer PrimalLass but at least only one pound and not more.

Thanks for the heads up Favidi. I'll keep an eye. Will carry on and if nothing off in a week will reassess.

My weight hasn't changed btw.

Power cut is saving me from awaking my accessory muscles

Day six of the Duncan blue diet and have had a glass of grapefruit juice and a migraine tablet for breakfast. Feel bit nauseous and have an ice pick one eye headache. Have actually got to work today and not allowed to eat till lunch
On a lighter note, I am much lighter!!! 6lb down with two to go.
How's everyone else doing the James Duncan ( blue) getting on?
Think someone said day 4 was hardest, but I found it fine.
Going to get some tea for slithering today, rabbit pellets seem to be a side effect of this diet.

Duncan is evil.

Milmingebag congratulations for being in ketosis. There are various shitterteas, ie tea with secret laxative effects. The Pukka Detox one is available from supermarkets so lots of posters have it but with varying degrees of, er, success. There is another tea available from Holland and Barrett and Amazon called, I think, Slimtea, which is for the ones among us who wish for a more hardcore option.

Duncan diet is James Duncan diet, here which guarantees a stone weight loss in a week! Lots of grapefruit and eggs, I think.

I have just had a quick clothes trying on session from the 'thin' end of my wardrobe. A tweed pencil skirt that I didn't expect to get over my hips (no stretch in fabric) actually fastens but it is a bit scary to sit down in it. I think it could well rip if I sat down too suddenly. A pair of grey cigarette trousers also fastens but I have alarming camel toe in them. Finally a pair of jeans also fastens but with huge muffin top. I think I might wear said jeans tomorrow, but I fully expect to have big end welts around my waist when I take them off!

I was 10st 7 again this morning, at 7am. Went back to bed in a sulk.
Woke up 5 minutes ago, had a huge LJ slither, and now am 10st 6!