How can I lose 10lbs before my holiday on, er, Monday?

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In a panic. Was meant to start diet in May but one thing (or rather, one pizza) led to another and now I've got less than a week.

I'm 5'6" and look great at 9st 7. This morning I was 10st 11! Shiiiiiiiit!

What can I do? I really REALLY need to crash some of this off. I don't care if it's unhealthy, it's only for a few days and I can do it properly when I get home.

Any and all ideas MASSIVELY gratefully received. What are your tried and tested tricks? Thank you!

I took the dog for a one-hour walk. I was wearing my Sweat Outfit (the Zaggora stuff). Went for a pee earlier and my bum was dripping with sweat! And I was happy about it!!

Hello everyone. I have signed up to mumsnet today after lurking for a couple of years to join in the September Slimoff if I can.
Drawn in by your devil may care attitude to diets I have been following in spirit from the start and have lost seven pounds already by having a cuppa and a fag for breakfast, a cuppa, fag and 2 slice o rice (thin rice cakes with a smear of chocolate) for lunch and a huge, calorie counted, meal in the evening. I practically live on cake and biscuits so just cutting them out and eating a proper meal instead is around 3000 calories less a day.
I'm heftier than you lot so have further to go but need a waist to look good in a frock I have already bought for a night out at the ballet with my best friend that I secretly love

I haven't worked out the smileys but I am smiling an ingratiatory smile.

Deux - I haven't looked at that. TBH I have no clue at all what I am doing and can safely say I doubt I have been following anything remotely counted as a diet plan.

coffeeinbed - DeliquentCat had a squirrel a few weeks ago. I could lend him to you if you like?

Back from PIL. Lunch was okay.

I went shopping while DH took the kids swimming and I have bought some Slimatee from Holland & Barrett. Any advice before I start my first cup?

Right, I am determined to lose weight and this thread has inspired me as most posters here seem to have my sense of humour .

I used to be delicate and light as a feather- dh could pick me up and twirl me around. If he tried it now he would collapse under the strain. I have decided I am going to give the Blue 'lose a stone in a week' diet a go. For various reasons I can't start until 8th September but will be lurking around here in the meantime.

42 (in a bra, yes?) - 35 (relaxed abdominal muscles at narrowest point) - 41.

Game on!

Have a dog that lives for chasing squirrels in the wild. Well, park.

He was busy sleeping.
DH thinks I might have dreamt it. Though why would I ever dream of having a squirrel in my bed?
Actually, don't answer that please.....

I hope it wasn't a rat. But it had a bushy tail.
I digress.
I've been cleaning like a demented anthea Turner/fly lady hybrid.

Have grapefruit, eggs, tomatoes and spinach ready.

Want to go down to 10.5 stone.

Tea is made

Smells horrible

Looks vile

Ooh let me know what happens itsfab I'm getting some Tuesday but you can be my guinea pig

I'm weighing tommorow after my morning wee naked. I'm normally about 9 stone (5'4') but two babies in two years and my new nutty pills mean I'm hovering dangerously close to the 11 stone mark.

Okay

Just had first sip..

Not dead or pooing yet.

I wish I smoked and liked coffee, that always sounds like a good diet.

So far this afternoon I have felt faint , have a banging headache and was a little bit sick in my mouth.
I haven't started to diet yet so either my mind and body are preparing me for starvation or its because I've let my medication run out. I'm voting for the former.

When I went on nutty pills I put a stone and a half on in 2 months

Yep, my 2 stone weight gain was due to ADs too .

It's a live shitterstea tea thread, bet no other diet Fred's are this suspenseful.

This thread has made my weekend! Op you are hilarious

I was dizzy yesterday too whenever I stood up

I want pie

Mirtrazapine there the devils work.

Although I turned into the devil when I tried to come off them.

Never again I'm on the little buggers for life so I need to work around them.

Are you drinking enough water Coco?
Dehydration can cause headaches.

Mind you DD sprayed herself with One Direction perfume in Boots earlier it could well be that making me ill.

Having lamb chops and veg for dinner , I will forsake the roasties.

Hope I remember to weigh myself tomorrow.

How quick or slow are you meant to drink the tea and how close to the loo do you need to be? .

coco smoking expensive I could buy shit loads of shitterstea the amount I spend on the.

I drink water constantly because my meds make my mouth and throat dry.
And annoyingly I have got into the habit of making a clicking noise in my throat, its driving me bonkers. I'm hoping I'll be too busy thinking about food I'll stop doing it.

itsfab you could drink it on the loo

I could as DS1 is busy and DH has taken DD out. I have a headache.

Welcome all newcomers!!! Counting down to slimtember!!!!

I have made a huge pan of veg chilli. Two tins of beans. Two tins of toms. Tom paste. 2 carrots.

I am going to eat this with brown rice for lunch every day. Breakfast is a nutri bullet concoction. Dinner....might just be wine.

What with this and the colon tablets in the rim, I should soon be able to power a small offshore power station.

I have a favourite pair of jeans that I am eyeing up. I want to wear them next weekend.

Power to the (skinny) people!