Chiefs Randalling on to svelteness

[Lizzylou]

Hola.
Thought we needed a new thread
Last day at work for me

Well done Bssh on only gaining 1lb holiday weight, am hoping to emulate this!

Preparation H is also for piles and supposedly keeps your eyes line free too. It's what moggles use apparently.

On eyes or arse, not sure which.

I've only gone off pat today rather than all weekend, I've just had some cake and a roast dinner (yummers!)

Back to it tomorrow, then fasting Tuesday and Thursday.

If it ever stops raining I'll take a nice long walk with DS3 this week.. If being the key word there!

Multipurpose eh? I like that.

Tbh if you looked at my crows feet you'd think my life had been a laugh riot so any help there wouldn't go amiss either.

Preparation H it is.

Arse and wrinkles, sorted.

Tits, it's been awful here too. Nonstop rain. We didn't manage muchnof a walk. Though I have talked fh into new sofas

Feck me. Did I spend all that time Chiefing when I could have just got my arse and wrinkles sorted with preparation H.

I have Randalled like a proper Randall this weekend. There was beer and gin. I baked apricot and marzipan cake, yorkshire puddines and chocolate and orange cupcakes. I licked out bowls. I did do three good things I ate scallops once, I played hockey and I ate broccoli. I'm going to try to fast tomorrow evening though I know it'll be hard as I can only go to the gym on the way home from work.

Omg I've just realised I can't fast on a Tuesday, that's free cake day at baby group! I'll have to do it today and Wednesday then.

I have had not one wink of sleep all night and oh yes! it's still raining!

We went to look at new sofas yesterday, we wanted the pretty patchwork one from the DFS advert, it's possibly the most uncomfortable thing to sit on in the world however, we found one we fell in love with but it's about 7 billion times too big for what we need.

You're the goldilocks of the sofa world

I'm glad to see that you can't be without me for a week without resorting to talk of poo-weighing and piles. The Chiefs' thread is truly the repository of all that is good taste. Randall I'm afraid I still have piles 11 yrs later. They're not bad though. You don't need to ask for Anusol, you can get it on the shelf, and if they get bad SUPPOSITORIES are better. I just thought you'd appreciate that being in capitals.
Right well I have had a bit of a randall-y weekend, but trousers feeling slightly looser. The sparkly glow of this feeling is dampened somewhat by noticing that the aforementioned trousers now appear to be stained by what looks suspiciously like rabbit wee.

Suppositories? Jesus fucking Christ, it just gets better.

Yay for looser pants though!

Hey hey hey you cant move off the subject of poo before I've joined the chat. Randall, what can I say .... yes, the MF arse grapes are still there BUT I haven't bothered with the magic lotion for years now. So I've only myself to blame. Yours will vanish in a whiff of pink smoke after only one teensy application. Apple never lies.

Warning, shameless boast coming but where else can I boast about my hips but to the Chiefs ? I might not have lost weight but I took measurements today and I have lost TEN yes ten centimetres off my hips !!!! Am thrilled. Sadly my bust measurement remains unchanged and before you tell me that's good news I will tell you that I am an H cup. So please, save all the big-tits-are-voluptuous shite. It's only ever said by B-cups wearing pretty camisoles with shoestring straps that slide fetchingly over their shoulders.

Level with me Chiefs: how much do I have to lose to go down a bra cup ?

10cm , bloody hell!

As for the tit issue, I'm afraid I'm no longer qualified to advise. My magnificent pregnancy G cups were replaced with deflated chest flaps when I was still fat. There aren't enough faces to convey how I feel about the irony.

I am now a 34C so yes, I wear the pretty camisoles and the shoe string straps, but dear god they're pitiful when unfettered.

anote, I have gone from 34gg to 34f since chiefing.
My fingers are also skinnier so my wedding and engagement rings keep slipping off.

So, thighs and ass are still what my dh would call volumptumptous (he really thought that that was a compliment the illiterate gonk!).

Hi Double, nice to see you in your baggy, rabbit pee splashed trews

Randall, just go to the fricking chemist! Wear a disguise if necessary, but your road to a grape less arse starts with the cream

anotetofollowso I'm still a C cup despite having lost a third of my body weight (I've gone down two back sizes though). Go figure!

Woohoo on the 10 cms!!!!!!

I know Lizzy I'm a right catch, me.

Double, at least the trousers are baggy!
Fast day done. Off to bed in a moment as I have felt bit lurgy like yesterday and today so hoping a good sleep will help. And also keep me away from the fridge

To all the new Chiefs I thought I'd re-post a before and after photo of me. The after shot is a few months out of date now (I've lost more weight since then) but will re-photograph my after when I've reached my goal BMI of 21 (10 lbs to go!).

www.mumsnet.com/Profile?nick=BsshBossh&photos=p

Bssh, you are so gorgeous

10cm brilliant.

Erm I've lost much norkage but I have no idea how much. I need to revisit the bra interventionists of MN. They aren't firm any more though and my existing bras could be used to keep Double's bunnies warm this winter whilst my boobs are in there. I put my arms up the other day and one boob slipped out the bottom. I may need new underwear but I am awaiting the expense of Christmas to have fecked off.

And Double loose rabbit piss trousers. That's brilliant. I think I want some. I'm sure I saw some on the catwalk for SS14.

I've fasted. I've been to the gym. I've worked my first Monday in a year. I've walked there and back. I'm mainlining peppermint tea to stave off the pangs of hunger. I am ignoring the apricot and marzipan loaf. I have enough calories for rice cakes if I'm desperate. I'm hoping not to get desperate - they taste shite. I am a Chiefing goddess

Bssh I could put you in my pocket you're soooooo cute.

Randall how are the mother fucking piles? Would you like me to send one of my DS's into boots to get some and post you some? They would laugh all the way home and snigger through dinner to see a produce called anusol. Promise I won't label the package with special delivery treatment for arse grapes or anything.

Hey Lizzy .... you can talk. I think you're well beautiful.

I've seen photos of some of you Chiefs and seriously? You are all hot :) But thank you all the same.

Looks like several of us have been fasting today. Well done all!

TBH it's mainly the peri-menapause in my case that raises the temperature.

Fasting didn't happen yesterday, I had one of those days, so I'll fast today instead using soup as my weapon!
No free cake baby group because I have to wait in for the BT engineer.

Hi chiefs. Double and tiger good to see you.

Well, after a night in Glasgow during which I drank wine, vodka and cocktails solidly from 4pm to 4am, ate a 3 course meal and got up for a fried breakfast at 9.30, still pissed, before immediately getting back into our PJs and going back to our beds to sleep until 1pm... followed by another night where I ate chips after the Proclaimers (who were fab) I am feeling pretty guilty. Still, I did tons of walking and the meals not specified above were either missed because I was too pissed to eat them, or healthy.

DH and I have been arguing a bit over the past couple of weeks, and it's so hard not to throw myself on the sweet stuff Scoffed dairy milk yesterday, but pulled it back with tiny dinner and swimming club.

Anyway - I'm ma

Stupid fat fingers! That should have said maintaining rather than putting in weight, it seems. Which is fine after the week I had last week with Shardage, cocktails, then Glasgow!

Randall I've got Chalfonts too - mine go away and reappear at intervals. Boots online is another option for Anusol