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A space to talk openly about weight loss journeys and challenges. Mumsnet hasn't checked the qualifications of anyone posting here. You may wish to speak to a medical professional before starting any diet.

Big Chief Thigh Chaffe

983 replies

BupcakesAndCunting · 10/01/2013 20:31

New thread for the hench chiefs from chat. Wink

OP posts:
MaureenShit · 14/01/2013 17:26

POOH.

STOP BEUNG A FUCKER
WHy on earth are tanfastics even in your home ???

Tsk.

MaureenShit · 14/01/2013 17:27

I think you lot need to be busier.

I'm at a parents eve atm. Refusing shite biscuits. Waiting for parents.

RavenVonChaos · 14/01/2013 17:33

Weighed myself just now as I am at the gym (sitting on my arse watching kids do gymnastics!) as I don't own any scales.

I have a big wool Jumper, long sleeved top, vest, jeggings. How many pounds do u reckon I should deduct....

Bups....are your scales electronic? I took mine back because they were inconsistent.

Not sure what is for tea yet....and really can't be arsed to cook.

PoohBearsHole · 14/01/2013 17:44

I once had a personal trainer and he said to me that you should weigh yourself a minimum of 3 times when you weigh and take the average.

I live in hope that I will end up a couple of pounds lighter than I was when I first weighed in!

MaureenShit · 14/01/2013 17:45

Don't weigh at night fool!!

GetOrf · 14/01/2013 17:45

Lol at the parsnip dreams.

And lol at need to be busier (will come back in august and say that to you op Wink)

I think my problem is being too busy to eat all day, and then falling like a pack of dogs onto the nearest food I see at 7 and eating a whole days cal allowance in one meal.

GetOrf · 14/01/2013 17:48

Haha don't weigh at night fool.

Christ, don't anyone put ON weight. God knows what she would call us.

GetOrf · 14/01/2013 17:50

Maureen is the samuel l jackson of diets.

I DARE you, motherfucker, eat some cake.

TeaMakesItAllPossible · 14/01/2013 17:52

I'm going to be busy for the next hour by de-nitting four boys. I hope to burn a number of calories and I will not use it on cake.

RandallPinkFloyd · 14/01/2013 17:52

Oh come on now chiefs, look how much I fucked up over the weekend! (Glad Mo didn't see that one)

We can do it but its going to take time. If we found it easy to resist the pies we wouldn't be chubby would we?

I'm not giving up yet and neither are any of you.

RavenVonChaos · 14/01/2013 17:53

Arf! Got an image of Mo as Mr T when I read that.

Okay Mo I will buy scales and weigh in at 0800 hours. Yes Ma'am Wink

RavenVonChaos · 14/01/2013 17:54

Hang on though, how much is my clothing allowance Mo?

It's a really big woolly jumper....

WiseKneeHair · 14/01/2013 18:00

I am now imaging Mo to be a female version of BA from the A Team.

" don't weigh at night, fool"

I think I am now even more scared of her. Grin

WiseKneeHair · 14/01/2013 18:00

Raven
Xpost!

CarriedAwayAnnie · 14/01/2013 18:05

Dc had veg curry with naan bread for dinner.

I couldn't resist the naan bread. I've added it to mfp though and I'm still under as long as I don't eat anything else other than my dinner today.

And I did Shred today. But I dont add the exercise to mfp because I dont want the extra calories.

Gutted I ate white carbs though. Been trying to avoid them.

CarriedAwayAnnie · 14/01/2013 18:08

I love the 'food in a lifetime' tip.

Really helpful.

GetOrf · 14/01/2013 18:09

Pity the fool.

MaureenShit · 14/01/2013 18:14

Lol at getorf LOLOLOLOL. And yup at aug.

MaureenShit · 14/01/2013 18:15

Raven. Naked you idiot. ;)

DoubleMum · 14/01/2013 18:16
MaureenShit · 14/01/2013 18:17

Naan Annie? REALLY?

GetOrf · 14/01/2013 18:18

Raven - weight naked, take your earrings off and hair bobbles, and have a great big piss if you can.

GetOrf · 14/01/2013 18:19

I would be the George Peppard one.

Or the black van.

WiseKneeHair · 14/01/2013 18:19

But not in front of all the children at the gym. Grin
Raven - I think you are going to need to buy scales.

WiseKneeHair · 14/01/2013 18:20

I always wanted to be Mad dog Murdoch.