Big Chief Thigh Chaffe

[BupcakesAndCunting]

New thread for the hench chiefs from chat.

if you think you are hungry go for a chuffing walk or eat a carrot

remember " if you dont fancy a carrot you are not really hungry"

( tm Weightwatchers in about 1998)

I do my 8 glasses a day!

I only weigh myself once a week

Tbh, Maureen it's often only the thought of you shouting at me that keeps me on track

Maureen will you come and shout at me when I want to gorge on chocolate?

YES YOU BLOODY WIMPS

we are only a week in - this is why you/we are fatter

lack of resolve

this crap doenst make you happy - stop eating it then beating yourself up about it

pathetic

bupper

MAN UP

we can do it

wipes tears brusquely

Thanks Maureen

I had a fab weekend with friends - she is a brilliant cook. Say no more...

But it's Monday today and yes, being good in the week is better than never being good.

I can't do sodding MFP though. It makes me STABBY. I've deleted it from my phone. The prawns I ate last week broke me - Slimming World says prawns are free and I can eat as many as I like. MFP said they were 450 calories which made me nearly cry at Euston station as I was eating them.

I like to differentiate between " once in a lifetime food" and everyday shit.
At work we get cakes on Fridays. Sometimes they re good, often jsut MR kipling. I look at them, i think " can i have these at any time?" then i LEAVE THE ROOM and go and do some work and crunch on me Braeburn.

If it is a Parisian macaroon then i bloody have ONE.
TWO does not make me happier - it does not increase my marignal returns

Imagine food like perfume - putting more on doesnt make it BETTER, does it? It doesnt even make the perfume last longer - similarly eating ONE cake will give you all the pleasure you need

bows

fir enough dot - do whatever suits
I never count fruit - reasoning that to get into eating fruit as a snack is GOOD not a penalty

I am still a hybrid of Old school ww tbh

I work in an office where there are always cakes and sweets.

I am not that enamoured of cake anyway, but I agree with maureen - if it is someone's homemade lemon drizzle and it looks delicious, yes I will have some. If it is one of a dozen doughnuts for 2 quid from tesco - leave it.

Maureen, I love you.

My ankle hurts like a mo fo and running after DS at the park today killed it. I have new shiny trainers and I cannot really exercise in them. I grudge going for a walk in them.

I worked in a school where the HT brought in lots of delicious fresh fruit on a friday...can you guess what he called it?? Anyway it was always really lovely and not sad and bruised. It sort of changed the staff room a bit and everyone started bringing in more "healthy" treats.

Still it is the tubs of "gu" millionaires flabjacky things that would by my undoing. GOD!

Maureen you should run a boot camp.

Such wise words from Maureen, accompanied by a hefty left hook. What more motivation do we need?

Hmm, I must be different then, cos 2 lovely cakes rather than 1 does make me happier unfortunately, but that's why I'm in this mess. I have to choose my hard and not have either, for now.

I am petrified yet awed by maureen.

Maureen, can I give you my mobile number? I'll pay you to bark at me every day.

Maureen is a cross between Miss Trunchbull and that sergeant who was horrible to Goldie Hawn in Private Benjamin (albeit with better hair).

Good old Mo.

Yes, we need tough love, none of that wishy washy shite. Big kicks up our hefty backsides.

Colleagues have offered me chocolates, a twix and eaten gorgeous paninis in front of me today.

They are all slender and do no exercise.

Fuckers.

Maureen will fuck your shit up if you do not man up.

I feel strangely gratified at that arse kicking from Mo

I wish I had read this before I had the tangfastics which I loathe.

I was doing so well with having had two boiled eggs and soldiers for really good calories for the deliciousness.

they weren't delicious and I had been good and avoided the birthday cake at work.

I am wondering if I should just bow out as have no self control whatsoever!

Don't bow out Pooh, just come to this thread before opening the Tangfastics!

I know but if I still continue to cheat like this I am only letting myself and the thread down

I think I need maureen on speed dial

if you can't be arsed to peel a carrot then you're not that hungry.

I'm really hungry though. I'm so hungry that I'm going to have to chain myself to some railings until DH gets home and I can have a tofu stir fry

I dreamt about a really large parsnip last night. I'm not even mad keen on them. It was roasted though and massive and juices flowed when I bit into it. I've burnt over 800 calories today according to MPF and I'm two days away from my weigh in and I've not lost a teeny, tiny pound yet. This is so very depressing.

I'm going to need a MoBot-Kick (TM) on Thursday to stop me throwing in the towel.