Big Chief Thigh Chaffe

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New thread for the hench chiefs from chat.

RIGHT everyone, don't lose hope.

If you have eaten bollocks just chalk it up and start again tomorrow.

My daughter has just bought me a box of salted caramel - I am leaving them until the weekend.

If I can do this shit anyone can. I have no willpower.

Mind you, I do love a diet thread where we call each other fuckers all the time, like Carrie and Abu Nazir.

I think the van was red.

I am now so very very ashamed of that naan bread

Black with a red stripe.

I know my vans.

Carried, the point is you logged it, you didn't cheat, and you altered the rest of your intake for the day to accommodate it.

Don't feel guilty or beat yourself up, that way biscuits lie!

salted caramel droool tis food of ye gods. getorf you do have willpower!

Flush the tangfastics. Flush them NOW! My DH brought home toffees yesterday, after I kicked him in the goolies, we had 2 then I cut us off. Threw the toffees on top of the freezer, and felt mildly smug.

Don't be ashamed of the naan bread, it's already eaten and (hopefully) enjoyed. Be proud that you didn't hide the fact you ate it. Now THAT's cheating.

Bloody hell Maureen is seriously scary.

Still doing well but that is because I am 40 in the summer and as any fool knows you can't be fat and 40.

oi maureen what is your MFP name please?

Just back to say have had blood tests etc and doctor has found nothing. Thanks for all the good wishes I have been panicking for sure. Nurse said SOME people metabolism changes in their 40s . So will join you all here again tomorrow as I don't want to eat crap(but have had lasagne tonight so pointless)

I haven't posted dieted since Friday but I have logged today, and skipped dinner after a very delayed xmas present from DH arrived courtesy of Amazon today - a kilo box of sodding Milk Tray.

I think I should LTB.

10 bastard chocolates cost me a whole meal - I've chosen my hard.

noddy glad the tests came back ok

Glad you're ok noddy.

Meanwhile maureen's been giving us hell...

I'm not scared of her

That's good news Noddy.

Salted caramel sounds devine. Last week (before I restarted MFPing) I ate a whole box of salted fudge. It was amazing.
If I had enough will power I would buy a box and eat a piece a week but I know I would sit and stuff myself until I was on a dizzy sugar high.

the crack fox
I am living proof you can be fat and forty.
I did lose 2 1/2 just before I turned 40, got my belly button pierced as a present to myself and now, 3 years later, I am back to square 1 . So, this time, I want to lose it and keep it off.
Welcome back noddy glad all was well at the doctors.

No-one is really scared of Maureen. She's a kitten - just a snarky one who won't let you stroke her tummy :o

The van was black, fools.

Did you see Claire Danes at the GG's last night? 4 weeks after having her baby. 4 WEEKS. God if she wasn't so fucking beautiful and talented, I could really hate that bitch

Good news, nod :)

Can I join in?
Need some motivation!

Was low carbing on and off for last 2 years, worked great. Lost 10 pounds ish and kept off. But I have annual health checks, results showed my cholesterol was very high ( 7) so gave low carb up in around November. Good news was that I have just had cholesterol rechecked and it's now down to 5, but bad news is I have put on 8 pounds!
FFS. So heifer, or heart attack....??

Have decided to just do old fashioned calorie counting, joined mfp last week, but tbh have handily ignored it all week whilst eating pies. Going to Still try and reduce my carbs, but not go mad, and eat my own body weight in cheese every time I open fridge....

Sorry for essay, but need to write down to make it real for me iyswim. And mark my place!

Mo I couldn't get my kit off in the lobby of the municipal gym. I think I am going the right way tho because my tits are bigger than my belly!

chins up!

I added up the chinese pork thing and it wasn't too bad and I was on target yesterday.

I managed to resist the shortbread and chocolates in the staff room and have 100 cals left for a sneaky glass of wine.

Thank god for that, as my shoulder blades have met in the middle.

Bups stop weighing yourself, the tape measure might be more friendly.

dinky ... your MFP name?

Hurrah Noddy and enjoy your lasagne

Glad all OK Noddy and ridiculously hopeful that come April my 40 yr old metabolism goes crazy ass bonkers (will let you know TheCrackfox).

Did Level1 and Level 2 of Ripped in 30 back to back and will probably walk like a cowboy/Mrs Overall all day tomorrow.

Hope everyone is choosing their hard wisely. Been grumpy all day, going to bed early. Have offended half of Lancashire today.

My mfp name is dinkydoos1943.

Is it ok to add you lot as friends on there ( insert needy billy no mates emoticon)

Are your MFP names somewhere in this and earlier thread?