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The Big Fat List and the Days of Doom (TM) Part VIII - The One Where We Waist Away!

990 replies

grinningbee · 02/05/2012 21:47

Yes, it is cushion plumping time again Grin

Pull up your favourite chair (I'm bagging the one in the corner thanks Grin) stick your feet up and join in with the nattering.

Plenty of room for everyone Grin

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grinningbee · 20/07/2012 08:24

Morning lovely ladies!

Thanks for the offers of Thing bashing/pitchforks. I'll keep you posted and if he needs it, there's plenty of parking at the front now for all of you WinkGrin

Clodagh I think I'd have cried at my first card/gift. I'm such a softie. And those presents sounds fab.

Slinky The boot camp sounds hard but very effective, and yes 2cm is half a dress size, so well done! 6 weeks eh? Exciting stuff!

Face So sorry about your friend. What a sad situation Sad Yuck to bin exploration. Why do kids make a beeline for anything revolting?

Jodie Get you and your social life! WinkGrin I'm sure you'll have a great time later.

Food for today:

Weetabix and a banana
Omelette with cherry tomatoes and ham, apple and a yogurt
Beef rogan josh with loads of veggies (we will actually get around to eating it tonight!)

Might have 2 x alpens (heb) for a snack later

I ended up missing lunch yesterday as I had to do a 100 mile round trip to get some car parts for Thing. Still, the kids enjoyed it 'cos we saw lots of planes etc at RAF Waddington as we went past. Sadly there were not gaggles of pilots hanging around for me to look at Grin

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Clodaghdragonfly · 20/07/2012 10:10

lol bee. (at parking and pilots)

gifts delivered, ice cream in freezer (and not enough left for meSad). I feel strangely nervy about the whole end of term thing. Much as I am looking forward to having no routine at all, I am not sure what our non-routine will be, as DH is finishing this 2 week temp contract on Sunday, and going back to Proper FT work on Monday ---- It is about a week out of being a full year that he has been off, so I am going to find it odd.

Slinky, you can do lots of lovely tasteful things with well cut crepe paper - bunting in your colour scheme, swags on the wall pinned with flowers in the middle, etc. I have never done a full room!

FaceCrack · 20/07/2012 10:21

Decorations:
Avoid too many balloons
I bought hundreds of tea lights from ikea
Few petals on the table
I got v cheap single stem vases, put some coloured beads in and a single flower
Cheap table runners? Get some material from a sewing shop. Could also make bunting?

What is the room like?

Yay to FT work clodagh, must be a relief financially.

bee

Arf at pilots! How are the neighbours?

JodieHarsh · 20/07/2012 10:34

YY to bunting (well, to all of the above!).Even if you don't like sewing/don't have a sewing machine you can do amazing vintagey bunting with pinking shears, a stapler and some pretty ribbon. Just raid eBay or your local charidee shops for cotton cast-offs/old cotton clothes etc., and voila.

Clodaghdragonfly · 20/07/2012 10:37

it will be a massive relief face, once he has started and I get rid of this sense of foreboding (SP?) that something is going to go horribly wrong like it usually does

I prefer one discreet helium filled balloon weighted in the middle of each table to loads of balloons. A friend of ours had a small terracotta pot on each table planted with a seasonal flower I think. It looked lovely, but his sister is a gardener I think. We did not have a "proper" wedding, so I don't know much about them! (we "eloped", though not in a being-chased-by-shotgun-weilding-father type way!)

FaceCrack · 20/07/2012 12:27

Or life size cut offs of yourself Grin.

FaceCrack · 20/07/2012 12:29

I was thinking this would add style AND glamour!

JodieHarsh · 20/07/2012 12:37

Our next door neighbours did this! We didn't know they were getting married (this is London and we all ignore each other) but were SUPER impressed by this incredible jolly all-night bash they had which ended with a suprisingly tuneful rendition of the Elton John back catalogue at about 9am the following morning Grin

We looked out of the window and saw 2 life size cut outs in the garden, the woman wearing the bride's veil Grin

I would SO do that if I got married again

grinningbee · 20/07/2012 15:21

Oooh, Clodagh I shall have everything I have two of firmly crossed (as long as I'm allowed time off for a wee) for Monday. It will be such a weight off when the FT job goes to plan.

Slinky Don't do what my mate did and have a big arch of balloons in the local football club colours.

I liked one I went to that had little tiny boxes of retro sweets as party favours (things like the alphabet sweets, cola cubes etc). Then again my brother spent a stupendous amount on hiring a stately place and the bedrooms above it for guests. Did I mention I was not allocated one of the rooms in said stately place?

Anyhoo! My wedding was done for less than £300, including what we wore. I also don't recommend that option really. No cake, no photo's, 3 weeks notice...

I do like the bunting idea. If I had my time again, I'd go for cheerful colours of bunting, rainbow colours. Single flower/balloon in the middle of the table and maybe a little something sprinkled on the tables (confetti/petals) Actually, what about tiddly winks? Then the guests can amuse themselves in any quiet bits! Yeah, it's daft.

Anyway. Enough silly ideas from me!

Face Neighbours so far seem ok (but a bit too shouty and sweary at their kids for my liking). They do have a habit of wandering across our front garden to get to each other, and congregate at all times of day in dressing gowns and jammies to smoke themselves stupid. Having said that, they seem friendly enough so it could be a lot worse. One neighbour with the SN son seems to have quite a hard life, and always goes bright red when I tell her not to worry about the noise he makes.

A family have been moved into our old place. They were moved from somewhere in Leicester where they were having stones and bricks thrown through their windows, even the day before they left. I'm sure cowbag neighbour will be a piece of piddle compared to that!

Blimey. I'd better stop there before I fill a whole page! Sorry for the epic post Blush

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FairhairedandFrustrated · 20/07/2012 23:29

wow, so much to catch up on!! Brilliant about bootcamp - and the cm loss!! It all adds up, well done!!

Bee - you know you can lose 1.5st in 8 wks - break it down into smaller weekly amounts. Have you tried success express ever? But focus mainly on superfree foods, all snacks superfree and limit your syns to about 6 a day. It's OK for a short time.

Jodie, what I wouldn't give for your social life - at the minute my kids have better nights out than me. (conveniently forgets night out 2 weeks ago and weekend away last weekend...)

Sorry I've not been about, been completely crazy with work this week. Stupid feckers have me frazzled as hell, doing the work of three people and none of it is of a high standard cos I'm splittin myself in 3! Miserable tight cunts people not bringing in someone else!!!

JodieHarsh · 20/07/2012 23:40

...am vair....vair....drunk...

ears....buzzing....

diet shot to feck

Hurrah!

FairhairedandFrustrated · 20/07/2012 23:55
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Hedgepig · 21/07/2012 09:49

Morning how's the head Jodie

I managed not to eat a single biscuit yesterday Grin I'm feeing very virtuous

Today's food
B fruit and natural yog
L veggie chili
D we have some left over salmon so something with that.

Then we are going to the pub for a friends birthday so I may have a couple of wines

grinningbee · 21/07/2012 09:59

GOOD MORNING!

Mwahahahaha Wink

Sounds like someone had a good night! FHF Sorry you had to wait for the big bad boss. And Shock at having to do three jobs! Tight gits for not getting help in. No wonder you're going for maltesers.

And boo to foxes too. They can't half make a mess if they get into the bins.

We are waiting for someone to come and fit the shower. He should have been here an hour ago. This is already after someone else has let us down twice. I shan't hold my breath Angry

At least it's nice and sunny today!

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JodieHarsh · 21/07/2012 10:07

I am broken. I've been broken. someone broke me.

What if I die? WHAT THEN?

I had the loveliest time but for reals, this is why I took a month off

bleeeeeee

I did manage to not go and get a fry up and sticky buns though so that's progress!

FHF I'll swap my social life for a functioning kidney and a face that's not so pale it looks like I've had my throat cut, how's that?!

Boo to your boss - why is he such a fuck-knuckle? I don't approve.

I loves foxes I does.

Bee I have your shower gets sorted - it's so grim having to try and maintain patience when you ust want to snatch the phone up and drop the C-bomb on whichever hapless administator happens to answer Grin

Is it sunny out? No way am I looking. My head'll topple off.

RIGHT well I have to go to a sort of hen thingy today but won't be there long, then I'm going to see Batman . Our new film tactic is to take a packed lunch in Grin SO unglam but it prevents me from inhaling roughly 1kg of sugar + e numbers.

B - berries, Total 0%, honey, a sprinkling of granola
L - lentil and roast veg salad thing (attempt to fill self up before exposure to hen treats!
D - sneaky cinema tea - dunno yet: whatever adds up to the calories left!

Have a good weekend y'all! I am now going back to sleep.

JodieHarsh · 21/07/2012 10:11

*functioning LIVER

*HOPE your shower gets sorted

grinningbee · 21/07/2012 11:05

Ha ha ha ha ha! Jodie you sound in a baaaaaaad way. What you need is a nice fry up. Eggs, bacon, sausages, mushrooms, tomatoes... nom nom nom.

I am currently upstairs with the dc while the man downstairs with H fits the shower. Yes! He finally arrived. Hoorah. So I thought it was better to escape up here than keep ferreting the dc out of the way. And they're enjoying playing up here while I sit on my bed watching Nigella cook Very Bad Food.

FHF Thanks for the tip. I know realistically I can shift about 1.5 stone. I'm planning on trying a couple of new recipes from the magazine this month too. There's a very nice looking jerk chicken recipe, and also a meatball one that looks good. Still got to read through most of it yet though, so there might be something else I fancy trying.

As soon as chap downstairs has finished and gone, I am claiming the first shower. It's mine mine mine mine mine, all mine! We haven't had a shower in where we've lived since August 2008 Shock. That's why I love it when we go to the caravan parks. They have showers Grin

I'm so easily pleased.

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pixiestix · 21/07/2012 14:05

Back to work, back to the internet! Grin

Poor poor Jodie Grin WELL DONE on surviving the alcohol free month though missus. I am very impressed.

I didn't realise you were going for the full works in Freddie removal Bee. No wonder you are a bit nervous. Focus on the little weight loss goals and I'm sure you will do brilliantly. Thing will just HAVE to help, he hasn't got any bloody choice!

Well done on the job Facey! Can't wait to hear all the details. That must be a massive weight off your mind. Is it a role you are excited about?

Another bad week here. I am considering a month of Dukan to shift some of this bloody wobble. I'm floundering, aren't I? I just can't seem to get my SW mojo back again Sad

Clodaghdragonfly · 21/07/2012 16:31

popping in and popping out again as DS1 is hoovering the ceiling and i don't want him to scratch it! Confused

grinningbee · 21/07/2012 22:11

Pixie Just come and sit next to your Auntie Bee in the struggling seats. We'll be fine. Nice to see you back Grin Yeah, I'm up for being de-gibletted on the 18th September. The consultant who will be doing the op said he'd have recommended the option I chose, but that when I saw him initially he had to offer me different options as they can't advise.

Clodagh Wahay for having a helper hoovering anything! Just make sure he gets into the corners Grin

I had an accident today, and must confess to a medicinal wine at the moment for pain killing properties. We'd gone to see Things mum, and I was getting dd out of the car. She was on my hip (v busy road, and she's likely to wander off) and I was closing the door with my left hand (her on my right hip).

I shut my left index finger in the door. As in, it was properly shut. I shouted to Thing to help, but he ignored me as he thought I was messing about. The penny dropped eventually, and he opened it for me. Muchos blood, not to mention pain. I ended up curled over on the pavement still holding dd. The end of my finger feels very odd. Numb, but like there is a lot of pressure, and further down it hurts. Luckily I only trapped it above the first joint. Cut it across the base of the nail, and the nail is going deep purple in places. There's also a bruise forming on the pad of the finger. I thought I'd chopped the damn thing off!

Ah well. Still cooked dinner and changed/dressed both dc What I would have given for some gas and air!

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FairhairedandFrustrated · 22/07/2012 00:31

Oh bee :( your poor finger?.

Ihsd a few drinks tonight, my dh is a dote and knows how to cheer me up,beechafbwv logelyv day on the beach and lunch out£

Heafe
Me cosmopolitans and they're delicious!!

Syns out the window! I am cp Jodie tonight!!

Post twomccco

SlinkyB · 22/07/2012 08:41

Bahaha fhf! HOW'S YOUR HEAD DEAR?! Grin

Thank you all so much for the great decoration suggestions! We are going to the venue on Thurs night for first time in months, so I'm going to take some pics of room. Colour scheme is yellow/daisies, so will buy some ribbon and crepe paper this week, and borrow Mum's pinking shears. Was also thinking lots of tea lights.

Oh, went to florist last weekend and have ordered ten miniature rose plants (yellow, for friendship) in those little cream buckets, to help decorate room but then they will be for certain helpers to take home at end of the night as a 'thank you'.

Gonna ask kids to make a post box and decorate. I see Snapfish have posters on offer for £1.60; would it be naff to have a few coupley ones done to stick up around hallways/doors do you think?! Loved the life-sized cardboard cut-outs!! Confused

So sorry to hear your friends sad sad news face Sad there aren't any words at these times, are there? And you still haven't told us anything about your new job role! (fb better maybe?)

bee how is your finger today? Sounds excruciatingly painful, you sure you shouldn't pop to a&e to get it checked out? Good news on the shower front though, enjoy!

I'm a bit crap with food lately too Pix hence never really mentioning it here. Is it line drawing time? Time to dig out the Shred dvd?

Hope you all have great Sundays Smile

grinningbee · 22/07/2012 09:10

FHF GOOD MORNING!!!!!

Ha ha ha at pickled posting Grin

Slinky Daisies and the little buckets at the table sound lovely!

I got in the shower pretty much as soon as the guy left. Ooooh, it was nice Smile

My poor finger is still very painful and squashed. I'm sure it will be ok, and doesn't need looking at. Of course, if someone had realised that saying help meant help me, it wouldn't have been in the door for so long. Grrrr.

Anyway. We're off to the seaside today. Hunstanton this week for a change.

Had a good brekkie of Weetabix and a banana, and hope to be good during the day.

Have a lovely day all!

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JodieHarsh · 22/07/2012 09:23

Oh Bee Sad I am so sorry love, that sounds appalling. But do keep an eye on it. Face will know better than me but I think a crush injury needs attention so if you get any loss of sensation please promise to go see the GP?

I LOVE HUNSTANTON. I love everywhere in Norfolk by the sea. Have a lovely time, chick.

FHF I am SO impressed

Slinky I ADORE the sound of your little plants. Really lovely and simple but so pretty.

Face so sorry about your friend. That's such an excruciating decision: I just can't begin to imagine.

Well now - I've had breakfast of a pint of black coffee and 5 plums - so let's just see what effect that has on my bowels, eh?!

Lunch - I'll make some mushroom and pea bhaji I think.

Then supper - DH was too sleepy to go to the flicks last night so hopefully we'll go tonight and take our lunch.

I confess that last night I ate a scone and a cookie. Bah! So I will have to have a long walk today and not eat the calories, to make up for last night's lapse.

pixiestix · 22/07/2012 10:17

Thanks AuntieBee Grin Yowweeeeee, your finger sounds sore! Sad Is it any better this morning? Do you think you might need a hasty A and E visit?

@ FHF. I love a good "beechafbwv". Grin

You are absolutely right Slinks.

Line is drawn.
Shred is dusted off.
8 weeks until my birthday and 15.5lbs to lose by then!

Yellow and daisies sound lovely. So exciting!