Love the halloween names team - I would have LittlePumpkin,...if I knew how to do it,...or had the energy!
Hey Kid, STROPTASTIC!!! Maybe they thought you were the mystery shopper! Let us know how you do with Orange - but may the force be with you - I think they are a shocking endictment of customer service. I could have lamped the ten year old "serving" in their shop last week and the tele customer sales drongos are worse! Morons.
Hi kungfu -you been walkabbout too, like me? What's been keeping you honey?
Hedge - what is with these bloomin government BMI indices? I was obese according to mine and really,...truly,...I did not think I was obese. Fat with a rear the size of Wales, yes,..but obese - nah. Shall I write in,...and get them to sort it out so it is correct??
Slinky - good to hear that you are playing nicely with your sister 
And cheese - if I forget nearer the time, I hope The Big Cheese exams go well later this month. Can anybody remember who sang "get out of London"? Was it the Clash - - - ? I KNOW that there are at least 2 of youladies in class who will know,...fess up you pensioners!!
Time to sleep, perchance to dream - or whatever Shakespeare said at silly o clock in the morning. I will probably see ZomBee coming in for her mornig cuppa as I shuffle up to the LoveShack that is my bedroom (not).
Why do blokes have to snore so much?
And will Mr Pushka feel an elbow in the kidney if he is asleep? I do hope so 
night night