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VB's dress on Mrs Burnham - horrible

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TheBlueKoala · 20/07/2026 19:42

I'm not a fashion expert and I really don't care much for it but this was the most horrible dress I have ever seen. Even on a coathangar bodytype like VB herself it wouldn't look good but on an average body it's just hideous. That's 850 £ unwisely spent. She could and should have gotten a dress from M&S for 50£ and actually looked good.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/fashion/people/middle-class-mrs-burnham-dress/

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Miniatureschnauzers · 20/07/2026 22:49

sillsimcard · 20/07/2026 22:42

I'm not in the public eye, why would my outfit be publicly scrutinised? Still I manage not to dress that out of place. The dress did her no favours whatsoever. Do you think she cares what some bored mumsnetters are writing about her style? Anyone in the public eye will draw scrutiny. It was an odd choice. I doubt she is bothered.

Well… I hope your choice of dress won’t be publicly criticised. I hope you can wear what feels good for you. I hope you don’t have people you know going home and commenting negatively about what you wore - or other bits of your body. I hope you have friends who love and accept you just as you are. I hope sometimes you can dress “out of place” if you want.
What I object to is this culture of judging people on their bodies and clothes which really seems to be normalised, like someone in the public eye is considered fair game to be commented on and scrutinised - most often, let’s face it, women. What does this tell our children, boys and girls? That it’s more important to look pleasing to others rather than feel good in our own skin? How refreshing it would be if we could be much more curious about people’s minds and ideas than the bloody dress they’re wearing!

TheBlueKoala · 20/07/2026 22:49

ScarlettOYara · 20/07/2026 22:43

Dear lord. These suggestions just get worse, ok, you're having a laugh now.
Fyi, she's not called "Mrs Heel".

This is tiresome. Not Mrs Burnham and not Mrs Heel. I think you're being disingenious- we all know who we are talking about.

I find it quite hurtful the way you are mocking my taste. But I suppose it's only famous people's feelings that are important.

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YoQuieroVino · 20/07/2026 22:52

TheBlueKoala · 20/07/2026 22:49

This is tiresome. Not Mrs Burnham and not Mrs Heel. I think you're being disingenious- we all know who we are talking about.

I find it quite hurtful the way you are mocking my taste. But I suppose it's only famous people's feelings that are important.

If you are finding it hurtful, you can perhaps find some empathy for Ms van Heel (see, not difficult is it?) who has had both her taste and her body pulled apart on this thread.

TheBlueKoala · 20/07/2026 22:52

Miniatureschnauzers · 20/07/2026 22:49

Well… I hope your choice of dress won’t be publicly criticised. I hope you can wear what feels good for you. I hope you don’t have people you know going home and commenting negatively about what you wore - or other bits of your body. I hope you have friends who love and accept you just as you are. I hope sometimes you can dress “out of place” if you want.
What I object to is this culture of judging people on their bodies and clothes which really seems to be normalised, like someone in the public eye is considered fair game to be commented on and scrutinised - most often, let’s face it, women. What does this tell our children, boys and girls? That it’s more important to look pleasing to others rather than feel good in our own skin? How refreshing it would be if we could be much more curious about people’s minds and ideas than the bloody dress they’re wearing!

True. I have reported this thread. Thank you for your wise contribution. (Written in earnest)

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ScarlettOYara · 20/07/2026 22:53

TheBlueKoala · 20/07/2026 22:49

This is tiresome. Not Mrs Burnham and not Mrs Heel. I think you're being disingenious- we all know who we are talking about.

I find it quite hurtful the way you are mocking my taste. But I suppose it's only famous people's feelings that are important.

Right. Nice try. Carry on having fun finding these awful dresses.
I'm not going to feed this nonsense anymore.

keepincool · 20/07/2026 22:53

chedderland · 20/07/2026 22:28

He’s a massive hypocrite. Typical politician.

How is he a hypocrite for his wife's choice of dress? She may have bought it with her own money, or borrowed it or rented it? I don't think he has a say in the clothes that his wife wears. I think she deliberately chose a British designer, other than that the style and colour, etc. was up to her.

TheBlueKoala · 20/07/2026 22:55

YoQuieroVino · 20/07/2026 22:52

If you are finding it hurtful, you can perhaps find some empathy for Ms van Heel (see, not difficult is it?) who has had both her taste and her body pulled apart on this thread.

You don't think you have double standards? Telling someone her taste is awful while also telling her that she is mean for having an opinion on a dress (on a public figure)?

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Miniatureschnauzers · 20/07/2026 22:56

TheBlueKoala · 20/07/2026 22:52

True. I have reported this thread. Thank you for your wise contribution. (Written in earnest)

Thank you for taking in what I wrote and for not responding defensively. I get that we can all fall into this trap, it’s so widespread.

PhaedraTwo · 20/07/2026 22:57

keepincool · 20/07/2026 22:53

How is he a hypocrite for his wife's choice of dress? She may have bought it with her own money, or borrowed it or rented it? I don't think he has a say in the clothes that his wife wears. I think she deliberately chose a British designer, other than that the style and colour, etc. was up to her.

What a load of nonsense these "ooh he's such a hypocrite" posts are. Why on earth do posters think he doesn't know about cost of living problems? He's been in a very well paid shop and is married to a very successful woman. There is absolutely nothing wrong in spending money, earned honestly on expensive clothes.

YoQuieroVino · 20/07/2026 23:01

TheBlueKoala · 20/07/2026 22:55

You don't think you have double standards? Telling someone her taste is awful while also telling her that she is mean for having an opinion on a dress (on a public figure)?

I think that if you are happy to tear apart someone’s taste on a public forum, you should probably expect to have your own taste commented upon in return. I would expect someone who starts a thread like this to be robust enough to have their own taste criticised, otherwise the double standard is surely theirs?
I think people can and should wear whatever the fuck they feel comfortable in. If, for you, that’s a 95% polyester leopard print swing dress then go for it!

keepincool · 20/07/2026 23:03

From the OP "someone's dress choice is neither here nor there"

And here you are starting a snidey little thread ripping a woman's choice of outfit to shreds?

sillsimcard · 20/07/2026 23:05

Miniatureschnauzers · 20/07/2026 22:49

Well… I hope your choice of dress won’t be publicly criticised. I hope you can wear what feels good for you. I hope you don’t have people you know going home and commenting negatively about what you wore - or other bits of your body. I hope you have friends who love and accept you just as you are. I hope sometimes you can dress “out of place” if you want.
What I object to is this culture of judging people on their bodies and clothes which really seems to be normalised, like someone in the public eye is considered fair game to be commented on and scrutinised - most often, let’s face it, women. What does this tell our children, boys and girls? That it’s more important to look pleasing to others rather than feel good in our own skin? How refreshing it would be if we could be much more curious about people’s minds and ideas than the bloody dress they’re wearing!

How strange when VB's fashion business is totally build on vanity and pretentiousness. She couldn't have chosen a dress more symbolic of such superficialness. People in the public eye can should be talked about. It's an odd choice of dress, not rocket science, not that deep and thanks nor virtue signalling needed.

Sugarnspicenallthingsnaice · 20/07/2026 23:12

TheBlueKoala · 20/07/2026 22:49

This is tiresome. Not Mrs Burnham and not Mrs Heel. I think you're being disingenious- we all know who we are talking about.

I find it quite hurtful the way you are mocking my taste. But I suppose it's only famous people's feelings that are important.

Disingenuous. That can't be a typo, if you're saying it like you spell it you're pronouncing it completely wrong too.

Spend more time reading properly written and edited text and less time scrutinising photos of women's bums in the tabloids.

SpanielsAreChaosDemons · 20/07/2026 23:12

SummerPeonies2026 · 20/07/2026 21:08

I am not sure the dress was a good choice at all, however I couldn’t stop looking at her face - absolute ball breaker. She looks FIERCE. I can’t work out whether that’s a good or bad thing for the country….

Andy stepped up with a suit at least.
My heart sinks at the whole god damn thing. The standards of this country spirals and to me this is the epitome of how far we have fallen. No scrutiny. A guy no one knows in a coronation - talking about nationalising when we have £3 trillion in debt. Despair.

What the actual fuck? You're worried that the (non-parliamentary) wife of the prime minister might be a bit mean to the menz? Not sure what the relevance of that would even be given that she has her own non-political career

Ghjghjsghjdjd · 20/07/2026 23:17

it looks terrible on the nether region.
andy burnham’s mini shorts looked terrible too.
neither has good taste in clothes.
too bad.

Miniatureschnauzers · 20/07/2026 23:18

You are minimising and dismissing my comments by saying I’m going too “deep” with it, criticising me about “virtue signalling” (maybe I am?).
I think we just have different ideas about this. You think the bodies and clothes of public figures should be talked about, I don’t. I think it’s really disappointing and quite depressing that women in particular are so often judged on their bodies and clothes (often due to envious attacks) and I would love this to change. I actively try not to do that, especially with people I love. I’ve done it in the past. If that makes me virtue-signalling so be it. I can deal with that.

keepincool · 20/07/2026 23:24

sillsimcard · 20/07/2026 23:05

How strange when VB's fashion business is totally build on vanity and pretentiousness. She couldn't have chosen a dress more symbolic of such superficialness. People in the public eye can should be talked about. It's an odd choice of dress, not rocket science, not that deep and thanks nor virtue signalling needed.

How can another person's choice of dress be an odd choice? She didn't decide on a dress that would piss @sillsimcard off. She wore something that for her felt appropriate for the occasion, including meeting the king. I'm sure she hadn't taken into account that the gutter press would print the most unflattering photos they could muster. And they printed those pics just to stir up the negative reactions illustrated in this thread.

4t4 · 20/07/2026 23:54

An £850 dress doesn’t match up with Mr Burnham’s values. It’s an astonishing amount to spend on a dress. Mrs Burnham could have looked very nice in a £48 dress from new look.

https://www.newlook.com/uk/womens/clothing/dresses/gini-london-black-polka-dot-v-neck-skater-midi-dress/p/955633709

but i think only someone like Gigi hadid and her half an almond regime would suit that VB dress.

i have no interest in style and dresses but even I can see that VB’s designs are quite strange. I actually think shein would have been a better choice.

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Lomonald · 20/07/2026 23:57

Vinvertebrate · 20/07/2026 22:28

I have no qualms spending that much on a dress if it’s in one’s budget, but the man-of-the-people schtick really doesn’t play well with a VB number. That’s actually a more significant issue than the fact that it’s not a terribly flattering dress.

Where would you have liked her to buy her dress ?

Cheeseandolivesplease · 20/07/2026 23:58

@4t4 First of all, why are you calling her Mrs Burnham?
Secondly, it wasn't her husband's choice to make. I imagine as a professional women in her own right she purchased the dress with her own money.

Meckrel · 20/07/2026 23:59

4t4 · 20/07/2026 23:54

An £850 dress doesn’t match up with Mr Burnham’s values. It’s an astonishing amount to spend on a dress. Mrs Burnham could have looked very nice in a £48 dress from new look.

https://www.newlook.com/uk/womens/clothing/dresses/gini-london-black-polka-dot-v-neck-skater-midi-dress/p/955633709

but i think only someone like Gigi hadid and her half an almond regime would suit that VB dress.

i have no interest in style and dresses but even I can see that VB’s designs are quite strange. I actually think shein would have been a better choice.

She's not Mrs Burnham. Does a wife have to share her husband's political values?

Lomonald · 21/07/2026 00:02

You know people can care about things and people and buy nice dresses.

MaryBeardsShoes · 21/07/2026 00:06

It’s fine! My only critique is that it looks too big in some places but fitted in others. Maybe that’s intentional. You’re just being unpleasant.

Limecar · 21/07/2026 00:07

It's far too tight which is why it's all riding up at the hip and creased across the lap. A line with an inset pleat like that needs to lie flat.

His suit jacket is too tight and wrinkled up too.

MaryBeardsShoes · 21/07/2026 00:10

TheBlueKoala · 20/07/2026 22:49

This is tiresome. Not Mrs Burnham and not Mrs Heel. I think you're being disingenious- we all know who we are talking about.

I find it quite hurtful the way you are mocking my taste. But I suppose it's only famous people's feelings that are important.

If you’re going to be rude about her, you could at least get her name right.