Guess what I just found in the washing machine?

[Astressie]

Virtual bunch of flowers prize for anyone who can guess what I found when I emptied the washing machine...........

Ooh ooh was it a rat hand? .. oh wait that was another thread ;)
Was it a pound note?

Ooooo , £50 note?

A bullet?

A slug. Happened to me once not envy.

Cock ring

Pencil Sharpener?

Someone else’s knickers?

The thing you lost last week?

Mangled bar of chocolate

A snail?

A plastic bat I found one outside earlier

Dunno but I have just found 2 nails in my pie...

A pound coin? Bra underwire that disappeared 3yrs ago? Antibacterial hand gel?

A portal to another dimension?

the fully preserved head of Joey Ramone?

Cucumber

Birdy friend?

Next door neighbour’s husband, called Brian, hails from Hull?

50p

Penis beaker?

First born child?

Toilet roll

Handgel, pasta and tinned tomatoes?

A small aubergine?

A nappy? (Epic fail right here...)

Atlantis?

Jumanji?