Guess what I just found in the washing machine?

[Astressie]

Virtual bunch of flowers prize for anyone who can guess what I found when I emptied the washing machine...........

[Spongeface]

Ooh ooh was it a rat hand? .. oh wait that was another thread ;)
Was it a pound note?

[pillowtalkey]

Ooooo , £50 note?

[glitterbiscuits]

A bullet?

[ShesGotBetteDavisEyes]

A slug. Happened to me once not envy.

[whipdido]

Cock ring

[Tobermory]

Pencil Sharpener?

Someone else’s knickers?

The thing you lost last week?

[wonderrotunda]

Mangled bar of chocolate

[Wannabangbang]

A snail?

[Mrsmorton]

A plastic bat I found one outside earlier

[Windyatthebeach]

Dunno but I have just found 2 nails in my pie...

[TrainspottingWelsh]

A pound coin? Bra underwire that disappeared 3yrs ago? Antibacterial hand gel?

[Lalalalalalalalaland]

A portal to another dimension?

[aWeaponCalledtheWord]

the fully preserved head of Joey Ramone?

[piefacedClique]

Cucumber

[Anywaythewindisblowing]

Birdy friend?

[Judashascomeintosomemoney]

Next door neighbour’s husband, called Brian, hails from Hull?

[HappyMumsie]

50p

[ilovepixie]

Penis beaker?

[Foxd0g]

First born child?

[FecktheBoss]

Toilet roll

[missmouse101]

Handgel, pasta and tinned tomatoes?

[BlackeyedPetitsPois]

A small aubergine?

[Taddda]

A nappy? (Epic fail right here...)

[MashedPotatoBrainz]

Atlantis?

[Judashascomeintosomemoney]

Jumanji?