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The Sixty-fourth Republic - good luck to those still gliding towards the holidays especially after euro final

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StaffRepFeistyClub · 09/07/2021 22:37

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We are still waiting advice on chairs and masks but keep the windows open. You don’t have to upload LFT results during the holidays.Do not sit on the chairs and do wear a mask.

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cantkeepawayforever · 12/07/2021 21:25

Thanks Jan. DD is 'sleepy and weepy and tired', to quote Frarmer Duck (and has no sense of smell) but not too horribly poorly as yet. So far so good from my point of view - just tired, but that's normal.

Appuskidu · 12/07/2021 21:35

@cantkeepawayforever

Thanks Jan. DD is 'sleepy and weepy and tired', to quote Frarmer Duck (and has no sense of smell) but not too horribly poorly as yet. So far so good from my point of view - just tired, but that's normal.
Oh poor thing! I do like that book-we often ask each other, ‘How goes the work?!’

Hope she feels better soon.

Medra · 12/07/2021 21:36

Hope she’s feeling better soon cant.

Just as one year group’s isolating lot came back into school, we had to send home another big group.

Hercisback · 12/07/2021 21:38

Southgate has grown a true team. The media circus around them is positive. There are no WAGs splashed all over the celeb rags. Whatever he has done, it has worked.

Sorry for your dd can't. This week does feel like the sword of damacles (or a however you spell it!). I'm desperately getting stuff done that I need to be in the building for just in case.

Appuskidu · 12/07/2021 21:45

Have you all seen the letter from Marcus Rashford on Twitter tonight and some of the letters he’s got today from kids?!

Made me cry.

RuleWithAWoodenFoot · 12/07/2021 21:47

I'm desperately getting stuff done that I need to be in the building for just in case.

Yes, me too. And bringing everything home every night in case I'm on remote learning. I think that if my 2 isolators come up positive this week, we're in the clear for last Friday. So at the moment, it's OK.

RuleWithAWoodenFoot · 12/07/2021 21:47

@Appuskidu

Have you all seen the letter from Marcus Rashford on Twitter tonight and some of the letters he’s got today from kids?!

Made me cry.

Me too. The letters from the kids mostly.
Piggywaspushed · 12/07/2021 21:55

Oh dear cant. Hope everyone stays OK.

Piggywaspushed · 12/07/2021 21:56

I love Farmer Duck! Blast from the past!

Piggywaspushed · 12/07/2021 21:57

I also recommend Click Clack Moo. Genuinely funny.

HarveySchlumpfenburger · 12/07/2021 22:06

@noblegiraffe

Vulnerable parents were always told to avoid their own children. I remember being horrified when it was posted about on MN.
I know the plural of anecdote is not data but there were a number of suicides & attempted suicides by CEV. I wonder what proportion of the suicides and mental health issues that are caused by the pandemic are amongst the CEV and CV.

It was one of the reasons the guidance for the vulnerable changed after June last year. Lots of the CEV spent March to May just shut in one room, isolating from their entire household and advised not to leave the house at all.

DanglingMod · 12/07/2021 22:14

Well I spent from March to July and from September to April shut in one room at home to protect CEV dh. So I could go to work in the germ pit. And he, of course, went nowhere either. It was utterly miserable.

GuyFawkesDay · 12/07/2021 22:19

Click Clack Moo is bloody brilliant. As are the day the crayons quit/came home.

noblegiraffe · 12/07/2021 22:24

That's horrible, Dangling. Must have been so hard. How are things now?

JanFebAnyMonth · 12/07/2021 22:24

assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/1001169/S1301_SPI-M-O_Summary_Roadmap_second_Step_4.2__1_.pdf

Note p16 here of Spi B’s latest modelling - when they calculate possible future R values, 2/3 of the groups of scientists explicitly differentiate between schools open/schools closed (ie holidays).

JanFebAnyMonth · 12/07/2021 22:25

“How goes the work?”!!!! Oh my goodness had completely forgotten that!

noblegiraffe · 12/07/2021 22:26

Southgate has grown a true team

I'd like to read his version of the 'Boys don't try' book.

noblegiraffe · 12/07/2021 22:50

Wah wah wah noblegiraffe starts too many threads.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/secondary/4295199-Ministers-considering-grade-10-at-GCSE-and-numerical-grades-for-A-level

CallmeHendricks · 12/07/2021 23:19

Well, you've got to three posts and no one's had a go at you yet, which has to be some kind of record.

noblegiraffe · 12/07/2021 23:33

Meh, the twats who post that I deserve abuse because of the number of threads I start and my dreadful posting style never notice that I've been starting millions of threads for about a decade and the only ones where I've attracted such a vitriolic reception are the ones where I suggest that maybe schools need to be safer from covid.

It's not me, it's them.

LolaSmiles · 12/07/2021 23:54

It's definitely them.
It amazes me that people who apparently care about teachers being in school and children's education seem so annoyed at the suggestion that measures should be in place to maximise the chance of pupils and staff being in school.

motherrunner · 13/07/2021 06:25

Saw this on FB and I think it’s wonderful.

Author remains anonymous, but the words are so beautiful I had to share:

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

This is England.

This is England: Raheem Sterling, whose big sister would go with him to training and back every day, three buses each way, and never once complained. Raheem Sterling, who called the day he bought his mum a house ‘the best day of my life.’

This is England: Jordan Henderson, who spent most of the first lockdown last year organising the other 19 Premiership captains to help raise money for the NHS.

This is England: Marcus Rashford, who secured free school meals for vulnerable kids during school holidays after the government had refused to extend the programme. Marcus Rashford, who lives by the words of his mother Melanie: ‘take pride in knowing that your struggle will play the biggest role in your purpose.’

This is England: Mason Mount, who gave the shirt he’d worn in the semi-final victory over Denmark to a 10-year-old girl called Belle in the crowd, and in doing her made her smile a smile so incandescent it could melt the Siberian permafrost.

This is England: Tyrone Mings, who spent part of his childhood in a homeless shelter, who played non-league football while working as a barman and mortgage advisor, and who tells kids at the coaching camps he runs that the game is nothing unless they enjoy it. Tyrone Mings, who was taunted with monkey chants on his England debut against Bulgaria and didn’t pretend he hadn’t heard, who turned to the assistant referee and said, firmly but without aggression, ‘did you hear that?’ As in: we’ve got a problem here, you’re part of the officiating team, so this is your problem too and I’m not going to let you duck it, because though this was the most important match of his life there were some things which were more important still than that.

This is England: Luke Shaw, who when playing for Southampton watched Liverpool players file unseeingly past two small boys waiting for their autographs, and who went over and said ‘I know I don’t play for your team, but will I do?’ and posed for a photo with them which they will never forget.

This is England: Declan Rice, who would play cage football in New Malden every day after school and all day on Saturdays, not because he was the best but because he wasn’t.

This is England: Bukayo Saka, who got As and A*s in his GCSEs because his parents insisted that he work as hard inside the classroom as he did on the pitch. Bukayo Saka, whose Christian name in Yoruba means ‘adds to happiness.’

This is England: Kieran Trippier, who still speaks regularly to his old teachers at Woodhey High School in Bury because they looked out for him and his brothers. Kieran Trippier, who every day has cause to reflect on the truth of the inscription by the school gates: ‘where dreams may grow.’

This is England: Kalvin Phillips, whose mum worked two jobs while his dad was in and out of prison. One of those jobs was at Harpo’s Pizzas, where you can now order the Kalvin’s Special.

This is England: Gareth Southgate, who until recently was most famous for missing a penalty he had the balls to volunteer for even though he’d never taken one before, because he knew what Teddy Roosevelt meant when he talked about the man in the arena.

These, too, are England: tribes which assume the worst of each other and snipe over Brexit, lockdown and masks; public services creaking under the strain of decades of underfunding; kids getting stabbed and women getting attacked; people who boo the opponents’ national anthems and shine laser pens at their goalkeepers; and so very, very much more. These too are England, and they will still be so next week, next month and next year.

But, if only for today, there is an England of Raheem Sterling and Jordan Henderson, of Marcus Rashford and Mason Mount, of Tyrone Mings and Luke Shaw, of Declan Rice and Bukayo Saka, of Kieran Trippier and Kalvin Phillips, and of Gareth Southgate. If only for today, this is my England. You choose yours.

Piggywaspushed · 13/07/2021 06:46

Didn't Gove bring in grades 1-9 explicitly so he could introduce a 10?

Cue MN mothers boasting about their 'perfect 10' children and loads bewailing the fact that their DC 'only' has 9s... the devaluing of the top grades is really ridiculous, although Oxbridge still claim they don't differentiate between 8s and 9s.

MrsHamlet · 13/07/2021 06:51

I thought that too Piggy
Can we not just have a couple of years where they fuck off and leave us alone?!

JanFebAnyMonth · 13/07/2021 07:22

That’s fab, @motherrunner, thanks for posting.