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The Sixty-Second Republic - Pop da pop pop, the beat don't stop until the break of term

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StaffRepFeistyClub · 24/06/2021 15:32

You are most welcome to this school staff support thread to get us through stressful times. It is meant for school staff only – a sort of room of requirement for school staff to let off steam.

Baiters, haters, goaders, and bashers can jog on somewhere else.

If you are NOT staff and just have a general education query please start your own thread.

Do not give the staffroom password to non-staff as it attracts the wrong sort of crowd.

Other requirements for staff room entry include the ability to find the staff room, the ability to find a clean mug in the staff room, knowledge of the photocopier codes, and the ability to sniff out where the booze is stashed - Thirsty Tuesdays, Fizz Fridays now in operation. Do not sit on the chairs and do wear a mask. Finally, upload your covid test results twice a week on Wednesdays and Sundays.

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Hercisback · 02/07/2021 18:33

I prefer to think of Gove as asexual.

I can't imagine him enjoying any sort of sexual contact.

Hercisback · 02/07/2021 18:34

By three way I meant three way snog and a potential grope. Nothing more

JanFebAnyMonth · 02/07/2021 18:40

honey, can your dad talk to yr DS - you said they were close?

MrsHamlet · 02/07/2021 18:43

I don't know... I spend early Friday evening working on a dull as dishwater scheme of work and there's an orgy on the cards in the staffroom.

noblegiraffe · 02/07/2021 18:47

And you are disappointed you missed it, MrsH?

Just thought if Gove is shagging Gav, that takes both out in one go if we can find the footage.

MrsHamlet · 02/07/2021 18:49

More concerned that the furniture might be rearranged in the throes of passion.
The photocopier is temperamental at the best of times.

RigaBalsam · 02/07/2021 19:06

@DreamingofBrie

Riga and Herc ShockShock.

Can't even countenance the thought Grin. I can see the tabloid headlines now.

Herc we could get really drunk and make a day of it.
CarrieBlue · 02/07/2021 19:09

I think you’re all proving that this term has gone on for far too long 🤢

MrsHamlet · 02/07/2021 19:15

(Chucks year 12 exams on coffee table)
Can everyone just take one and give it a mark out of 60 please.

noblegiraffe · 02/07/2021 19:17

Where is Ange?

WhenSheWasBad · 02/07/2021 19:17

Herc we could get really drunk and make a day of it

I’d be the pissed friend judging your appalling snogging choices. One hour later I’d somehow end up snogging Jacob Rees Mogg (oh the horror).

Sorry for that image, I’ve had a couple of G&Ts

Appuskidu · 02/07/2021 19:19

@Hercisback

I prefer to think of Gove as asexual.

I can't imagine him enjoying any sort of sexual contact.

Exactly-Gove reminds me of Littlefinger in Game of Thrones. Likes power more than sex,Envy (puking emoji, not envy!)
motherrunner · 02/07/2021 19:22

Just back from Beavers with DS. They made rockets tonight (I so wanted to join in!) and whilst all that was going on the Staffroom has become some weird pleasure dome 😳

MrsHamlet · 02/07/2021 19:33

Bob would not enjoy that.
The whistling... really?!

motherrunner · 02/07/2021 19:34

@MrsHamlet

Bob would not enjoy that. The whistling... really?!
Worked for Pavlov ...
RigaBalsam · 02/07/2021 19:35

@WhenSheWasBad

Herc we could get really drunk and make a day of it

I’d be the pissed friend judging your appalling snogging choices. One hour later I’d somehow end up snogging Jacob Rees Mogg (oh the horror).

Sorry for that image, I’ve had a couple of G&Ts

I don't know whats worse.Confused
MrsHamlet · 02/07/2021 19:39

Worked for Pavlov ....

Wot?! You callin me a fuckin dog, miss?

DreamingofBrie · 02/07/2021 19:39

This is too much for a Friday night Shock. Images I can't unsee.

I've promised my Y8 class that I'll show them the Susan Boyle BGT audition on Monday. If that's not a heart-warming piece of telly I don't know what it. Great lesson about not judging a book by its cover as well (somehow I managed to get distracted during an example on frequency trees).

BabyYoda9 · 02/07/2021 19:41

@MrsHamlet

(Chucks year 12 exams on coffee table) Can everyone just take one and give it a mark out of 60 please.
If they're anything like my Year 10s, I'll take one and give it 8/60. Revision materials provided, a whole lesson spent on how to revise, the lesson before the exam was all about technique using very similar questions to what was on the paper... You can lead a horse to water!!
motherrunner · 02/07/2021 19:42

@MrsHamlet

Worked for Pavlov ....

Wot?! You callin me a fuckin dog, miss?

No Bob, not at all.

Now be a good boy, sit and you can have a treat.

MrsHamlet · 02/07/2021 19:43

Can I ave a sticker, miss? One of them smelly ones?

motherrunner · 02/07/2021 19:45

Only if you go fetch

motherrunner · 02/07/2021 19:46
I wonder what we will have after tsars?