The Fifty Ninth Republic - May Half Term beckons

[StaffRepFeistyClub]

You are most welcome to this school staff support thread to get us through stressful times. It is meant for school staff only – a sort of room of requirement for school staff to let off steam.

Baiters, haters, goaders, and bashers can jog on somewhere else.

If you are NOT staff and just have a general education query please start your own thread.

Do not give the staffroom password to non-staff as it attracts the wrong sort of crowd.

Other requirements for staff room entry include the ability to find the staff room, the ability to find a clean mug in the staff room, knowledge of the photocopier codes, and the ability to sniff out where the booze is stashed - Thirsty Tuesdays, Fizz Fridays now in operation. Do not sit on the chairs and do wear a mask. Finally, upload your covid test results twice a week on Wednesdays and Sundays.

Tall and scary, piggy.

I'm really not scary. Though my department would describe me as such.

I'd call piggy piggypugwash and noble nob.

Secretly 5'11.

That would be nice @MrsHamlet, especially if they supply First Dates.....

Yes luckily we haven’t had to book a table.
“What name Madam?”
“It was booked by The Honey Badger, I believe.”
“”

Though my department would describe me as such.

I knew it, Herc!

Better than Piggywashpushed that I have had! How does that make any sense at all??

noble nob

MrsHP should be scared to meet me after starting that...

Maybe noble should start a thread called 'Who is the scariest teacher on MN?'

I think we all know who would win.

Love you all 😘

Someone I’ve not mentioned, piggy? Hmm. Chloe? She can be quite feisty.

Not when I’ve had Pimms

I’m all out of ideas then 🤷‍♀️

@noblegiraffe

noble nob

MrsHP should be scared to meet me after starting that...

Im definitely scared after my error 🤣

I’d like you to sketch what you think we all look like 🤣🤣🤣

Apparently Boris and Carrie have had a surprise wedding ceremony in Westminster Cathedral. I had to have a look st the inevitable thread about it and saw catfromjapan post an enviable Boris RL story!

(What a silly thing to post on here... must be my nerves about tmrw! )

Oh Jan you made me look and now I’m frustrated.

I’m wondering what story they’re trying to knock off the Sunday front pages.

I’d like you to sketch what you think we all look like

I’m the best artist.

Oi!!! What have I missed?
Been Busy Doing Real Life all day/evening and just scrolled through and saw "Ange is scary."
Hmmph!
Going back to check all this out!!

I’m not sure I’d say you were scary Ange.

You would win the ‘most likely to get banned from MN’ category though.

Lol at the thought of Jan being a serial killer through. I can’t see it.

It's always the quiet (librarian) ones...

Right. Am up to date.

So.... It's @JanFebAnyMonth who said I'm scary. And have been banned regularly!!!
ACTUALLY, I've only been banned once, as the second time it was all a misunderstanding and Noble vouched for my good character and got me off on a technicality.
I'm probably (definitely) a bit older than some of you and I'm finding that I don't give much of a shit any more, so I'm probably more blunt than I used to be. That said, I'm a bit "all mouth and no trousers" also.
And I don't look ANYTHING LIKE Angelina Jolie. (who I think IS scary).

So, if we did all meet up, would we have to wear name badges? Or would we play some weird party game of having to guess who was who?

Apologies Republican formerly known as Ange, was just teasing.

Well I guess the librarians might have picked up some murderous tips from the crime genre shelves........

Jan could definitely be a serial killer. She started a schools thread in the covid section, don’t underestimate her!

The name badges would have to have UNs plus actual names. (I have thought about this!)

Night all, need to get my beauty sleep before reading* in our first indoor church service of 2021, then lunching with my new RL friend....

• as in “doing a reading”, not “reading (a library book all through the service)”