Ham pr disasters 58! …things are getting strange….I’m starting to worry….this could be a case for mulder and scully! ..

[jeffgoldblum]

Well ….confusion reigns supreme! , more and more information dribbling out! , still no idea what is going on! ….its time for outside help!

Australian cooking on TV is an opportunity for that version of her to make a come back.

Is it though?

The fact that she has to go to the other side of the world for any sort of a gig, and then on a kiddy version of a past its prime show, doesn't bode well for her.

There's also the fact that cooking shows are very last decade. That's why her Netflix show looked so dated. It's all migrated to social media now. In order to compete with the myriad of food influencers, Meghan would need skill, tenacity and the ability not to take herself too seriously. She doesn't seem to have any of the above. 'As Ever' is tired and lacking in any sort of coherence. What would she bring to an overcrowded field?

It will just go the same way as everything else she's done.

How have I blamed the RF for anything?

No one on any of these threads has any evidence of who saw that initial letter and what steps were subsequently taken.

The IOPC will clarify.

Whatever Australian Kiddo Masterchef saw in her.

The options in front of them aren’t numerous.

This is perhaps one where the trade offs are a more equal compromise for both spouses (neither her home ground, nor his) and one of them can earn something to stretch the savings.

I doubt it is the big return to the small screen she was hoping for but beggars can't be choosers ..

I bet Thomas jar has it safely locked away and that he’s going to exploit the whole mess to the nth degree, getting one up on MM and Samantha. TMjnr is as corrupt as anyone in this unholy shitshow.

Anything with "junior" in it is a terrible look at the minute. Obviously deal is done and it's too late for masterchef but the Markle stench will hang over it. Dreadful timing

Your pretzel sentences, since this all broke! It must be when she was a working royal, ergo...they must be to blame!
Cards on the table and be up front: do you blame the RF for any of this?
Yay or nay?

Meg is dreadful with children! Apart from her knowledge about her father being a paodophile (which are new revelations), she seems to dislike kids

He is a horrendous human being and I wouldn't be one bit surprised if the CSA are all his

There have been longstanding rumours/allegations he got very close to being decked at least once during his time in Africa... story goes he was bailed out by his protection officer(s).

She will come across as patronising in her painful attempt to be warm & wholesome!

Yikes! Would love to have been a bystander for that!

Maybe as I am speculating because then and now it suited both parties MM and BP to keep the contents private.

Then - because of QE2 already up to her neck in AMW issues in 2019 and MM for her personal brand.

Now - because MM wants reconciliation with RF and RF don’t want to be asked the same Qs as are being asked of MM and the Met - what did you know at the time and what did you do. The RF answer may well be ‘This didn’t cross our path / systems. This is the first we have heard of it.’ But we don’t know that yet as they have declined to comment.

No disrespect to anyone involved, but do you really think "Australian Kiddo Masterchef" was what the Duchess had in mind 7 years ago?

And there's no way they'll be paying her anything close to what she needs for the lifestyle she thinks they deserve. This is a major come down however you slice and dice it.

The police on day one said they were referring themselves to the IOPC for their handling of it - that hasn’t happened yet.

Not quite.

What the statement actually said about referral:

The MPS is reviewing the handling of this matter in 2019 and considering whether a referral to the IOPC is necessary to review our approach.

Aren't you bored of this by now?

I think most of the rest of us are!

It seems inconceivable that the whole Markle family weren’t aware of all the shit being talked at the time - maybe TMJ has got the receipts and maybe that forced MMs hand (didn’t force her to fuck it up so badly though)

People don’t usually get into bed willingly with The Sun

eta: family

I'm sure I read once years ago she was to be the next James Bond girl. Junior master chef doesn't quite compete.

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The rumoyred Gentleman would have been what she would have wanted with Guy Ritchie.
Australian Junior Bakeoff is quite the alternative 😂

From the Daily Mail instagram

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That’s entirely possible and plausible. The Met need to outline their decision making process on how the made that call at the time, justify that their next steps met established protocols including any obligations that they had or not to refer on to LE in other jurisdictions. Especially due to what has since come to light and the failure of children subsequently sexually violated.

Yeah, another one of her wild claims. James Bond girl my arse.

There is no record that it even went to BP

If HAM thought it a royal issue then they could have raised it with BP but the Queen would not have been involved in every letter sent to HAM with vague accusations/threats or even every trashy action of the Markle family. If Meghan wanted further action she certainly didn't push for it - perhaps at the time she didn't want any action.