Ham pr disasters 54! ….the relentless reconciliation edition…

[jeffgoldblum]

Apologies for my tardiness! , the last thread finished unexpectedly!!! 😱

Slightly dodgy use of capitals on that website. And the tablescape looks like an explosion in a charity shop. I'm not minimalist but the whole page made me itch.

😃It is all completely bonkers!

It looks like a medical incident took place on a slice of cold toast.

Suppuration croustade. Nom nom.

Why does she use that disgusting tarnished pewter ware? Imagine eating off that 🤮

I will be honest and say I have not listened to PH full GQ interview - too much! But when he said some do not want to reconcile, for a nanosecond I thought I wonder if he means Meghan!

Edited to thank @jeffgoldblum for the new thread

Who needs a State Banquet ??
Can’t believe we are on thread 2 million . Thanks Jeff .

is that clotted cream spread on the toast?

My first thought was that it’s lard. Why is the tea with oranges opaque?

Mrs Alice was tagged in an Instagram story about summer sports day (now expired) at the 2-day-only school. She is a friend of Beatrice. 🕵️‍♀️

The 2-day-school has some serious heavy lifters (whilst weighing 52kg) in the mumtrepeneur market. Aka businesses that make a lot of money.

I'd be up for that leopardskin print apron, though.

Those decorations are like a harvest festival gone feral.

Clotted cream on TOAST???

Right, that's it, it's war. Summon the men of Devon and Cornwall, time to sink regional differences and sort this abomination out.

Neil Sean said Harry was representing himself last week against Sentebale.

Oh right, he's found a fool to represent him.

Isn't the fluffy white-ish stuff whipped butter?

It's not easy to source in the UK so she may have had to make her own, but it would appeal to US buyers and if that's where her main market is ...?

Oh that’s nothing!! , you should see the video!!! , unfortunately I don’t have the tools or talent to link videos.

Are you on commission, @jeffgoldblum??

Yes, the court details have shown for some months that he and Mark Dyer are registered as litigants in person.

David Brent is far more self-aware.

How can a design be a ‘signature’ when it’s never been used before.
Reminds me of the Eternal Beau China that everyone’ s mum collected in the 80s

Link here, jeff, and I see what you mean; the products come a very poor second to Meghan posing for the camera, but nothing new there

https://asever.com/?srsltid=AYCX9vLz6LN0FokxPTzUQP9gBzTpw5nJ2-_7oRVdgT3hJjaPQFJ9xw8-

At no point did he [William] ever look less than fully engaged in what was obviously a deeply moving, poignant day of remembrance.

Even Prince George, at twelve, looked interested and engaged when speaking with veterans at VE Day commemorations last year.

It’s obviously a favourite, her friend Daniel the MUA posted a photo of it in 2019 featuring the famous avocado toast.

<whispers> I rather like it…

Now …quick question 🙋‍♀️….is it safe for me to pop off and cook …or will you buggers fill the thread while I’m gone? 🤔

It looks dirty. You can't get pewter clean and it smells. The whole thing looks ghastly.
I can't stand dirty dishes around food

🤣 no blue….i sneaked them from Reddit!!! 🤫😉