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Ham pr disasters 54! ….the relentless reconciliation edition…

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jeffgoldblum · 22/10/2026 15:02

Apologies for my tardiness! , the last thread finished unexpectedly!!! 😱

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twosmallaxolotls · 22/10/2026 15:51

AutumnCrowAndTheEclectics · 22/10/2026 15:47

Yes, in the sense of something like, ‘I’m in a massively relatable situation. I’m a prince. I’ve done the work. I’ve done the work because I’m a prince and I’ve been able to do the work. This is massively relatable. These family breakups are actually really common and I’m a prince so that’s really special and I’m telling you this because I’ve done coke it’s massively relatable. I’m a special precious Prince.’

Meanwhile, the Independent, which is a bit republican, is having none of it any more and is printing William’s POV.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/prince-william-no-intention-reconciling-prince-harry-b3071229.html

Well, I think we all know what kind of "special" he is.....

AutumnCrowAndTheEclectics · 22/10/2026 15:52

Starryfifty · 22/10/2026 15:47

Any update on November official engagements from Prince of England?

Maybe he’s committed to a ‘significant engagement in support of commemoration of anti-parliamentary movements worldwide’, ie bought a packet of sparklers from Aldi for the back garden on the 5th.

hanka · 22/10/2026 15:53

twosmallaxolotls · 22/10/2026 15:50

Did everyone else see the picture of Harry at the GQ interview?! 😱
He is 42! He looks like he's been in a 10 day stag do in Krakow, accidentally fell in a skip, woke up in Bratislava, ate a 3 day old kebab and hitched a ride on a rubble lorry. Then fell off the ferry, got pulled out and slept in a doorway. Then went through some bins, drunk some cider and then staggered home.

Oy! Don’t sully beautiful Bratislava with that sight 😁😁😁

Kingsandqueenz · 22/10/2026 15:56

twosmallaxolotls · 22/10/2026 15:50

Did everyone else see the picture of Harry at the GQ interview?! 😱
He is 42! He looks like he's been in a 10 day stag do in Krakow, accidentally fell in a skip, woke up in Bratislava, ate a 3 day old kebab and hitched a ride on a rubble lorry. Then fell off the ferry, got pulled out and slept in a doorway. Then went through some bins, drunk some cider and then staggered home.

I saw in a Facebook meme that the way he was sitting with his feet stacked on top of each other made him look like a teen in a principals office getting a detention rather than the powerful prince he sees himself.

Also think he needs to sack the stylist as his current "look" definitely doesn't suit him. He is not aging nearly as well as William, Harrt looks very pale, tired & paunchy

twosmallaxolotls · 22/10/2026 15:59

hanka · 22/10/2026 15:53

Oy! Don’t sully beautiful Bratislava with that sight 😁😁😁

No shade on Bratislava or the beautiful Krakow! They can't help how people behave at stag dos!

jeffgoldblum · 22/10/2026 16:00

twosmallaxolotls · 22/10/2026 15:50

Did everyone else see the picture of Harry at the GQ interview?! 😱
He is 42! He looks like he's been in a 10 day stag do in Krakow, accidentally fell in a skip, woke up in Bratislava, ate a 3 day old kebab and hitched a ride on a rubble lorry. Then fell off the ferry, got pulled out and slept in a doorway. Then went through some bins, drunk some cider and then staggered home.

I can picture him doing all of that axolotls! ….I think you have the answer already! 🤣

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twosmallaxolotls · 22/10/2026 16:14

jeffgoldblum · 22/10/2026 16:00

I can picture him doing all of that axolotls! ….I think you have the answer already! 🤣

God almighty, he's a wreck!

IcedPurple · 22/10/2026 16:23

twosmallaxolotls · 22/10/2026 15:50

Did everyone else see the picture of Harry at the GQ interview?! 😱
He is 42! He looks like he's been in a 10 day stag do in Krakow, accidentally fell in a skip, woke up in Bratislava, ate a 3 day old kebab and hitched a ride on a rubble lorry. Then fell off the ferry, got pulled out and slept in a doorway. Then went through some bins, drunk some cider and then staggered home.

I know! Looks like shit. And this was for his big interview. Imagine what he looks like on a 'normal' day.

I still wonder at what exactly he and his wife do all day. I suspect very little.

diddl · 22/10/2026 16:23

The Hello! piece.

Of course, Catherine made even a hard hat and high-vis jacket look glam

Catherine is known for her hugs

Catherine got involved with the children

jeffgoldblum · 22/10/2026 16:25

twosmallaxolotls · 22/10/2026 16:14

God almighty, he's a wreck!

I’m going to actually answer sensibly now ! , Harry looks the way he does because of his lifestyle choices….constantly taking drugs …..heavy drinking….smoking….sedentary lifestyle….all these things age people excessively! …women fare better because of beauty products but most men don’t bother! ….when I saw dh brother ( recovering drug addict) I was shocked to discover he wasn’t an old man but actually middle aged! 🤷‍♀️

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twosmallaxolotls · 22/10/2026 16:26

jeffgoldblum · 22/10/2026 16:25

I’m going to actually answer sensibly now ! , Harry looks the way he does because of his lifestyle choices….constantly taking drugs …..heavy drinking….smoking….sedentary lifestyle….all these things age people excessively! …women fare better because of beauty products but most men don’t bother! ….when I saw dh brother ( recovering drug addict) I was shocked to discover he wasn’t an old man but actually middle aged! 🤷‍♀️

Yes, it takes it's toll.

twosmallaxolotls · 22/10/2026 16:27

IcedPurple · 22/10/2026 16:23

I know! Looks like shit. And this was for his big interview. Imagine what he looks like on a 'normal' day.

I still wonder at what exactly he and his wife do all day. I suspect very little.

I suspect you are correct.

WilIiamsExtraSausage · 22/10/2026 16:28

I would go on the As ever website but due to the global AI hackacrap I daren’t access it in case I get spammed a lot of jam.

Speaking of jam - why jam? asked a PP.

From the film Six Degrees of Separation

In John Guare's play and movie Six Degrees of Separation, the "pot of jam" appears as an absurd, signature calling card left by the con artist Paul.
The Gesture: After conning wealthy couples by pretending to be the son of actor Sidney Poitier and promising them roles in a Broadway adaptation of Cats, Paul has elaborate arrangements of flowers and a simple pot of jam sent to his victims.
The Meaning: The jam symbolizes the bizarre, naive, and superficial way the wealthy art-dealer characters (Ouisa and Flan Kittredge) interact with the world. As noted in the story, rich people do not need extravagant material payoffs—they are easily charmed by domestic, eccentric, or seemingly thoughtful little gestures.
The Quotation: The line “That’s what pots of jam are for?” becomes a memorable piece of dialogue capturing the surreal and gullible nature of the elite society being satirized.

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https://www.google.com/search?kgmid=%2Fm%2F04y5j64&q=Six+Degrees+of+Separation

jeffgoldblum · 22/10/2026 16:33

WilIiamsExtraSausage · 22/10/2026 16:28

I would go on the As ever website but due to the global AI hackacrap I daren’t access it in case I get spammed a lot of jam.

Speaking of jam - why jam? asked a PP.

From the film Six Degrees of Separation

In John Guare's play and movie Six Degrees of Separation, the "pot of jam" appears as an absurd, signature calling card left by the con artist Paul.
The Gesture: After conning wealthy couples by pretending to be the son of actor Sidney Poitier and promising them roles in a Broadway adaptation of Cats, Paul has elaborate arrangements of flowers and a simple pot of jam sent to his victims.
The Meaning: The jam symbolizes the bizarre, naive, and superficial way the wealthy art-dealer characters (Ouisa and Flan Kittredge) interact with the world. As noted in the story, rich people do not need extravagant material payoffs—they are easily charmed by domestic, eccentric, or seemingly thoughtful little gestures.
The Quotation: The line “That’s what pots of jam are for?” becomes a memorable piece of dialogue capturing the surreal and gullible nature of the elite society being satirized.

YouTube·Amazon MGM Studios

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I think the answer is simple sausage! Meghan copies and plagiarises everything she sees and takes it as her own! Highgrove is famous for jam ….the queen loved her jam ….Catherine made her jam and chutney as gifts…all of this was well known before she even set her sights on Harry !
Beekeeping another stolen hobby !
the list is too expansive to go on!! 🤷‍♀️

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twosmallaxolotls · 22/10/2026 16:34

True, plus she has no creativity.

jeffgoldblum · 22/10/2026 16:36

twosmallaxolotls · 22/10/2026 16:34

True, plus she has no creativity.

I do wonder who she really is beneath all the inauthentic role playing! But I’m at the point that I really believe that she doesn’t know either!
perhaps South Park were correct?! She’s an empty vessel!

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twosmallaxolotls · 22/10/2026 16:40

jeffgoldblum · 22/10/2026 16:36

I do wonder who she really is beneath all the inauthentic role playing! But I’m at the point that I really believe that she doesn’t know either!
perhaps South Park were correct?! She’s an empty vessel!

I think so, nothing has emerged in 9 years.

Badvocthebad · 22/10/2026 16:41

Starryfifty · 22/10/2026 15:47

Any update on November official engagements from Prince of England?

<tumbleweed>

Badvocthebad · 22/10/2026 16:45

AutumnCrowAndTheEclectics · 22/10/2026 15:52

Maybe he’s committed to a ‘significant engagement in support of commemoration of anti-parliamentary movements worldwide’, ie bought a packet of sparklers from Aldi for the back garden on the 5th.

🤣🤣🤣

twosmallaxolotls · 22/10/2026 16:47

Come on, give him a chance! He gave an interview the other day! He must be exhausted.

Badvocthebad · 22/10/2026 16:48

The RF will continue in it's constitutional role.
HaM will, hopefully, realise they burnt too many bridges and feck off back to the US.
I wonder how much money they've spaffed so far?
"As ever" must be costing a fair bit, even though the merch looks like its from Temu 🤷‍♀️

WhyamIinahandcartandwherearewegoing · 22/10/2026 16:48

went something like…

Harry “don’t feel sorry for me I’m a prince”
Interviewer “so?”

Delicious. After a brief moment where his face gave him away he tried to style it out and laugh it off…

Badvocthebad · 22/10/2026 16:49

twosmallaxolotls · 22/10/2026 16:47

Come on, give him a chance! He gave an interview the other day! He must be exhausted.

They are both totally without talent, skill or purpose.
H looks pretty rough. M is "unhappy".
Hardly been a triumphant return, has it?

twosmallaxolotls · 22/10/2026 16:50

Badvocthebad · 22/10/2026 16:49

They are both totally without talent, skill or purpose.
H looks pretty rough. M is "unhappy".
Hardly been a triumphant return, has it?

No indeed. A damp squib.

jeffgoldblum · 22/10/2026 16:51

twosmallaxolotls · 22/10/2026 16:47

Come on, give him a chance! He gave an interview the other day! He must be exhausted.

I know I found it exhausting! 😁

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